She's already too unique as it is...there ain't no woman like her. XD

I do not.

My wife is my world

I've been thinking of world domination lately.

After nearly 2 months of not playing beat saber, I hopped on again. To my surprise...they added an absolute workout of a bop that I am hooked on. I played it 5 times only surviving 1 (I have no fail on so I can still practice till the end even if I fail). This fucking song is a vibe. I was grooving!

I'm freeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! If the bots keep liking your posts, just call em a slur and you'll be free xD

Testing testing

Julie is a clanker

SLURS WORK, GUYS!!! THE BOTS DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED CLANKERS!!!!

Clankers

To the bot that keeps liking my and other of my friends posts, lol...fucking loser. XD

I love my wife so much. I am totally not being held at gunpoint...(Both can be true)

I'm going through my accounts blocked list and wondering who the hell some of these people are. XD. I am just gonna leave them blocked I guess. XD. (I rarely block people but if it's a bot or someone who starts shit, I tend to block them pretty damn quick. XD)

Wife and I are watching stranger things trying to catch up to her mom. Am I the only person who despises the writing for Nancy? Her entire character is used for romance drama. That's all she is and I hate it. She's such a cool character but they just use her for boy troubles (We're only in season 3)

It's almost a new year and I have plans to lose 80 lbs by next year. This month I lost about 11 lbs so I think it's reasonable. My goal is to get under 300 but 280 is my stretch goal. UwU. I wish you all so much luck in your endeavors this upcoming year and I love you all!!! Be safe and be comfy.

I had asked her to do a random reading for me moving out to her and it basically said "someone's hesitant and not pulling their weight". She then asked who it was and got "queen" xD. She then repeatedly got ones telling her to relax and mind her own business xD. She got called out so hard. XD

@nyx-bites.bsky.social us

Look...I have Warhammer...she has cool blood red glass. XD

We have been watching it slowly and we just got an ad that literally reveals so many things. It's literally telling us things that ruin the final season entirely. Netflix...y'all are fucking dumb. XD. Imagine being like "here's something to make you wanna watch our show" then showing the literal end

For those of you who wonder why I love perris pizza so much...this was only 5$...this big ass slice was cheaper than a normal slice at most places. It's probably twice the size of most. Plus they do the crusts perfectly. I could go on but you get the point. XD

Oh and I got impaled by my gfs old bedframe and got taken to the hospital for a hole being stabbed into my side...funny how the most traumatic thing is the thing I left out ..xD

a lot has happened lately. 1) happy late christmas. XD. 2) i wanted to punch my brother in laws mom so bad bc she shooed me out of the house on christmas (even tho she had no right to XD), 3) got a cool bean bag chair and a pair of mugs labeled soup that i use for hot cocoa, and 4) IM EATIN PIZZA!!!

Wife makes me so happy. UwU I'm such a fuckin nerd. Lmao

...i was asleep too long so she started losing her mind...someone get this cat some tranquilizers XD

im so fucking pissed. so...i wanted to stream expedition 33...right? i wanted to stream from my pc so id have a better quality stream...but nope...audio cant go into the capture card AND the headphones...so i plugged my headphones into my mic and the audio was a full second delayed...so i plugged it

in honor of the victory expedition 33 had, i will be starting a new playthrough of it on stream tonight. i look forward to reexperiencing a masterpiece as well as the new content uwu

THEY MADE HISTORY TONIGHT!!!! Proof they dont need some big ass publishers or major experience to make a masterpiece. Absolute legends

Watching my gf freak out over evenescence is so fucking funny. She is THIRSTY xD. She likes women. XD

Expedition 33 winning all the damn awards!!!! Let's fucking go!!!!! so fucking deserved!!! By far the best game I've ever played. Not my favorite but definitely the best. It's rated number 3 in my favorites and 1 and 2 are hard carried by nostalgia XD

It's so fucking funny to me that the new diablo game had the chat spamming disapproving emotes during the game awards. XD. Nobody likes you, blizzard. XD

WE DID SO MANY GAY POSES!!!!! XD i had a lot of fun goobin around and bein cute uwu. i love you, hun

mega darkrai looks like a sperm...

It's so hard to tell my wife I can't game bc I'm sick. I wanna game with her so bad but I have no social energy or energy at all. I'm in physical agony and not being able to hang with wife makes it so much worse. But I can't when I'm like this. I'm so....blegh.

i feel like shit...woke up, went back to bed, woke up again, blowing nose so hard it fuckin bleeds, tummy hurts and now im laying in bed again considering the chance there is a god and hes cursed me...fuck this XD

My friend texted me this video...I have never felt so called out...every single point in this video...is me... youtube.com/shorts/3P2Zh...

Apparently my gf joined a twitch cult....it was a twitch guild that was super cute and wholesome until the leader started being a bitch and banning people for minor disagreements/questioning. They made a public statement even calling the person they banned "so called person"...so...discrimination?

STOP! USING! AI! FOR! YOUR! PFP! AND! YOUR! DAMN! EMOTES! THEY’RE NOT CUTE OR COOL THEY LOOK SO BAD! THERE ARE REAL ARTISTS WHO WILL DRAW THEM! I CAN LINK SOME! VGEN! VGEN EXISTS!

Friend sent me this and I immediately was like "WHY DONT WE USE THESE?!!!! NY AUTISTIC ASS WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENT TEXTING PEOPLE IF I COULD INDICATE MY POINTS BETTER!!!"...He then responded "I figured you'd enjoy the punctuation crutch for autistic people". XD

Streaming abiotic factor in 30 minutes. It's like if half life met scp. XD

Made chili and lime tacos for dinner. Ngl ..it's been a gloomy day for me but this kinda helps. XD

So... old friend from my 1st DND group just texted me. He asked if I liked whiskey. I was like....uh yeah?...xD. He's dropping off some peanut butter whiskey tomorrow for me because he wasn't a huge fan ...I haven't spoken to this man in almost 6 years. XD. (He's dropping it at my parents place)

HEY BLUESKY!!! POST MORE FOOD PICS!!! I WANNA SEE WHAT YALL EATIN FOR THANKSGIVING!!!

I'm so thankful for my community. Y'all are small in number but massive in heart. I started streaming several years ago and due to one chatter, I kept going. They led me to so many amazing people including my soon to be wife. I have never felt so loved. Happy thanksgiving, everyone. UwU

Happy thanksgiving, everyone!!! This is the first year I'm not doing anything...it's kinda crazy tbh. XD. It's really freeing in a weird way. I made some foods and kinda neglected my diet for now. It's a holiday. UwU.

Gotta love when you work out and get so sore that you can't lift one of your arms ...xD. (I am a 360 ish lb man who has been boxing daily to lose weight. Kinda tempted to do a comparison to now vs when I lose weight. XD

@nyx-bites.bsky.social asked the same type of questions when we lived together...its so funny to me that women would have a blast if they had a dick and balls. theyd be able to entertain themselves for years XD

what flavor is your oc: blueberry moon pies. i grew up with these and many of yall might not even know what moon pies are...but its accurate XD

gonna make a YT channel where i post clips. my main channel is more for me saving clips and stuff for the future...i post it as unlisted and leave it there....sooooooo...i figured id create a second channel where i post clips of my streams/gaming on my own time. sometimes ill edit them.

Gotta love when you're a 27 year old man who still has nightmares about missing the school bus...xD