BWAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Turns out, death by snu snu is a real thing, people!

When a strip of land, ran by a charter that declared there cannot be peace but must be jihad and elimination of all Jews, tells you something is terrorism, you probably shouldn't believe them. You sure as fuck shouldn't chant their "river to the sea" thing, but..... jewishjournal.com/commentary/o...

Trump's worst nightmare

CONFESSION: This was made in complete seriousness about a very important issue of the severity of security, but all I found myself doing is peeing from laughing and I'm going to hell aren't I?

==🫱🏼 Mic Motherfucking DROP!!! 💥🎤💥

Clay Higgins, the one rep who voted no on releasing the files has claimed it was a "principle no".

Yeah, but joke's on you. I knew you were Santa and that's who I really want. Now, lemme tell you HOW naughty...... I kicked a Girl Scout and stole her cookies! Punish me with your furry love!

I don't know why. Missed friends, rejoined Farcebook cuz they all remain and my dropping it left me out in the cold. And by what you'll see in this personal update to my peeps, that's the last place I need to be. So.....

Somewhere in some candy manufacturer board room there's somebody who is sitting on the idea committee having a damn good laugh that nobody caught what a bad idea this bottle shape is. Candy for the kids, play time for Mommy and Daddy afterwards 😆

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf? Walmart needs to calm the hell down 😆

Hate that I don't get to see the games, but I get updates on them and I'm proud of my Wildcats this season. 7-3 and just beat the Bearcats

CAO is my favorite, their Flatheads are particularly nice, and the Steel Horse line exceptionally so. So they now have a Roadkill? Gotta try it. But, CAO Flathead Steel Horse Roadkill has too many things in the name. I have a box on the way though 🧔🏼‍♂️

FLY TO ME, MY PRETTIES!!! www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientist-di...

Don't Google it, cuz if you know you know... "I did that once...... What? It was his birthday!" Who said it on what show and why?

The funny part is, these stickers are what SHOULD have been all over things even in Biden's presidency, because it was Trump's time that COVID came about, AND his ending Obama's virus response that let it spread. Trump did ALL the inflation Biden was blamed for

Stupid headline. Friendship is a 2 way street. It's not possible for more of them to HAVE one, but to SAY they do. Meaning they're either lying, or they CAN call liberals a friend, but we know we can't call THEM one. This doesn't make them look better, media 🤣 share.google

And now I'm deceased

I went to RenFaire once and was told I couldn't be shirtless, so seeing all these pisses me off. I was completely in time appropriate costume too

Everybody else gets to get together and have a good time, connect, fuck, feel like they belong..... and I get to know they all can do it and "feel happy for them," while I get to experience none of that. I try to act like I'm ok about it but I'm really not. Autism is rough and unfair

Trumps basically step right in it like they're entering a hot tub filled with rape water

Biden was the best president ever, to the worst ever American people

How exhausted was I before Pride even began? I took 2 photos and I was ready to collapse. Bear and I figured COVID is still effecting us. We just weren't feeling great

Today is Pride in Palm Springs and I've no idea how I'll respond if (when) Palestine protestors try to disrupt our shit. I mean I have nothing prepared. Every year fauxgressives come up with SOME reason to fuck with us. I'm probably gonna get arrested, y'all. Leave Pride the fuck ALONE!

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: I mean NOBODY: Tom Brady: I CLONED MY DOG!!! Everybody: .........okay? Ya couldn't rescue?

I made a thing..... well, a few years ago, but.....