Hi! I'm doing a belated "Farewell To Rochester" show August 1st at the California Brew Haus in Rochester, NY, along with Devo Spice, Emcee M.D., Small Signals, and Motiks! Hosted by Likewize! Come on out and make me feel bad for leaving! @smallsignals.bsky.social @devospice.bsky.social

BODY: *gets off treadmill* BRAIN: "And I raaaaaaan I ran a while in plaaaaace d is zeerooo So F just goes to waaaaaste And W's erased"

Ever wake up with a really stupid idea and you can't move on until you make it exist? (Art made with copy-pasting from stolen art, with minor unskilled Photoshop manipulation.) If anyone with actual skill wants to make a good version of this, feel free. 🙂

Normalize responding to "Fuck you!" with "No, it is YOU who is fuck!"

The reason I do music in my spare time is that nobody ever makes fan art of software development managers. Visual gloriousness courtesy of Chuck!

Normalize calling corn on the cob "Corn: The Food" and corn mazes "Corn: The Predicament."

I have a fever and the only cure is more cowbell, but cowbell is considered a level 3 prescription and my insurance won't cover it without prior authorization so I have to spend 2 weeks trying a tambourine first, then fax a form from my doctor attesting that the tambourine treatment was ineffective.

Hi! I'm gonna appear on this thing on Monday at 9pm central time (which is 10pm here in reality.) Tune in and see if I manage to screw up the sound setup in my new studio/office or if I just screw up the lyrics and/or keytaring! www.virtualcomedyshow.com

I've had nothing bad to say about @aveloair.bsky.social until this shit. Won't get my business again until they reverse course. Sign the petition: chng.it/jDwQGh5hrQ

The current state of AI is basically the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser from the Hitchhiker's Guide. Change my mind.

Hi! This is happening tonight at 8pm eastern time! I'll be joining around 9! I don't own that mask anymore and I haven't unpacked the cape and I weigh over 120 pounds less than I did in this picture, so EVERYONE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! YAAAAAAAY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5x2...

First practice in months...not bad! Coming for Minneapolis in March! marsconcomedy.wordpress.com

MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL! After a decade-long absence, I will finally be returning to MarsCon, along with Devo Spice, Steve Goodie, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, and *deep breath* 2025 guest of honor KING MISSILE. This is going to be so freakin' awesome.

Select all squares with adorable sleepy assholes

It seems wrong somehow that I've never seen a vibrator that runs on D batteries.

Here's a photo of me as a baby, chilling in my baby desk mount while my Grandfather smokes a cigarette right next to my head - and right in front of a picture of Smokey the Bear. The seventies certainly did happen.

Replace any movie title in its entirety with "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo" For example: "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo" "Fried Green Tomatoes" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo" "Amadeus" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"

MERRY ALL OF THE THINGS www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD2s...

Unpacking a box of decorations and uncovered one of the dumbest things I own...a clearly-officially-authorized book of Spider-Person stickers, interspersed with stickers featuring JUST THE LOGO from "Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life." I love this so hard.

Anesthesia inspires a Worm Quartet playlist again.

HAVE A REDUNDANT CHRISTMAS A message from the Redundant Christmas Coalition That Would Like You To Have A Redundant Christmas

Hi! So...we're here now? For real this time?

Ok. Wow. Ok. Ok. Dr. Demento plays SEVEN songs from the new Worm Quartet album "Carpe Tedium" on this week's show. My mind is well and truly blown. Thanks to the good Dr. for his support!!! You can stream the show here: drdemento.com/online.html

Worm Quartet's new album "Carpe Tedium" is now available on streaming platforms everywhere. CD, cassette, and vinyl releases are available for preorder at wormquartet.bandcamp.com/album/carpe-... I'm really proud of this one, and I hope you enjoy it!

Rocking an uncredited-but-clearly-Sal-Buscema Green Goblin shirt today.

I got 99 problems and I don't know how to end this sentence, which I guess means I have 100 problems, or one hectoproblem.

New Mr. Do! High score - I finally broke 600,000 (pay no attention to the Pac-Man whatnot on my MAME cabinet, I assure you Pac-Man has no scoreboard and I'm not that good at Pac-Man. I am, however, quite decent at Mr. Do.)

Hi. So I'm, like, on this. Okay?