I saw Mitch McConnell drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's And his hair was perfect. Waldo was there too. It is important that we document these sightings. So please, if you have any Mitch McConnell sightings of your own, by all means let us know.

He. Can't. Read. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-asked-... What I really enjoy about this is that it's so absurd yet so startling in reality. Nobody ever said "Shouldn't we make sure an illiterate person is never elected as president?" & somebody else says "Or pedo or felon or traitor? Ah-ha-ha-ha!"

I didn't want this to get lost what with the human population doing everything it can to eliminate itself. Now many comedy writers are no longer of use because there is nothing you can do with this. Yes, I know there's a paywall but you don't need the rest. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/c...

Happy Birthday, Mel!

"The bulky 'nanobubbler' machines, used to combat algae blooms, were carted off ahead of a promotional event for President Trump’s U.F.C. birthday party." I just found that on the homepage of that lefty communist fake news rag called The New York Times. So has anybody found The Slicer yet?

They found Tom Kean! They did not mention whether or not he was dressed like Waldo. www.thedailybeast.com/missing-repu...

This is beyond obscene. "... Americans were being indoctrinated with a false critique of the nation’s founding and identity, including the role of slavery." www.nytimes.com/2026/06/23/u...

Excellent "opinion" column by Sydney Blumenthal in the Guardian UK. An American journalist working for UK media and saying these terrible and true things you will no longer see anywhere in a U.S. publication. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"Rename the Williamsburg Bridge After Sonny Rollins" We all know just the mayor who could do this.