Was at MSG tonight as one of 18,000 people—the most ever in the U.S. to watch a women’s hockey game. Go Sirens!

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This new pro-war Bret Stephens op-ed about doesn’t cite any ways the war is actually succeeding, but rather just lists a bunch of past American imperialist fuck ups. At this point, are we sure Stephens’ entire persona isn’t an Andy Kaufman-esque bit to point out how dumb neocons are?

Don’t worry guys, the war is totally ok because Israel is ~ALSO~ really good at killing people. If a war involves drone striking brown children, Bret Stephens almost definitely supports it.

(Rooting for Venezuela, but) McLean's stuff is absolutely filthy and I'm so happy he's a Met.

He may be a putrid warhawk, but at least he’s consistent.

Something I actually just spent a while thinking about: Is Trump less likely to order a ground invasion because Iran’s name happens to sound like “Iraq?” I know that’s an insane thing to say, but these people are so dumb it may actually play a factor.

Let’s go devils. Maybe they’ll decide not to suck today for my first day on this app.

Left Twitter. Eat a dick, Elon.