I quit drinking 3,275 days ago that's a handful of days off 9 years. As I ponder things that are still somewhat challenging: Work Christmas parties Weddings Dancing ...that's it. Everything else is better.

I may have gone too soft on this dog. Not certain

Your Mum shouts at biscuits

20 nugs? 20 nugs.

One of those rare days when the imposter briefly fucks off and leaves a fleeting feeling that I might actually be good at this

Watched the rain come in over Bristol

Hope your Autumn is mild and filled with perfect sticks and paths free of people

Todays plod with the hot blonde

Today's plod

Some good blue sky Autumning And some good sticky stick action

Do not buy into advice from those approaching 40, nor the promise that the uncertainty of your late 20s eases The arrogance that you spend your 20s carefully curating, gently gives way to the realisation that you truly have no fucking clue what you are doing And are now also culturally irrelevant

Todays walk Wind had just blown out, finally. Autumn doing what it does, before everything turns to slimy shite

There is touch screen payment at the airport drop off. It never ceases to amaze me how people who have been using smart phones for 15 years turn into "baby's first touch screen" when confronted with the simplest task Type in your reg "OMG WUT" *mashes palm onto screen* "IT DUNT WERK" *lick*

The weird thing about kids is, it can be surprisingly hard to get them to reply despite having the phone permanently glued to their face

Enough

Sorry to anyone who lives nearby but Leeds-Bradford airport is the arsehole of the world to get to

In the local woods, they have over-engineered a solution for dogs crossing fence lines. These liftable portcullis type affairs. Low key obsessed 🥰

Pretty tired tbqhwy

Torches are back for the evening walks. Trying not to lose the smol dog in the big woods.

I remember a day that parcels received were not tractor parts. But it was not this day. What is happening?

Summer is fading lads

Good sunset with Louis

The things he carried

Summer doing ok again Waiting for Blackberries in the Cotswolds

When the dog gets a hurty paw Portable

Dude,where's my summer?

Louis says hi after his bath

Doing a weather

Particularly enjoying the raw sewage pumping into a public park over the back fence every time it rains Reported 5 days ago to @severntrentwater.bsky.social Who needs the beach when they can bring it to you

I've been restoring an old 1950's Ferguson tractor. I bought it as a non-runner 6 months ago. Today it drove under its own power. I know this is drier that the sahara for some, but i've really been enjoying it. Not sure what it is. Calms me down and makes me smile

Tonights stupid mental health walk with rage-pup

This evenings dog walk He haz big stick

Spotted this Deer fren on our walk yesterday

Poking my head back in. Hello. Bit more peaceful without this stuff but miss some of the folks. For all the terrible in the world, summer is being delightful Hook it to my veins, honestly

Actually quite pissed off that Microsoft are discontinuing publisher in Oct 26. Here is the moment I learn nobody else has used it for a decade but I use it for so much form/template design for work stuff. Now gives me a massive headache finding a replacement.

Took the dog for a spot of train nerding with our weak lemon drink.

Last day by the Lake 🥹

Won't be coming home kthnx

Weird ass dog, weird ass personality. Permanent side eye. Grows on you.

This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)

Be a driver they said. Be fun they said

Some people really are total fucking bellends

Cat doing a Saturday

Rough week. Sad news, many miles, hard work. The rest will just be sitting under a blanket

Woken up by the neighbours car, shortly followed by the other neighbour screaming at him. Not a bantz

I heard there woz chips about

The endless nonsense of trying to get paid as a small business is so draining. "We pay 30 days end of month" Oh really? Because I thought I was the contractor and set the payment terms, but please tell me again how you decided to double the terms we contractually agreed to 😑😑😑😑

Took the dog for a night walk in the spooky woods. Because i'm so very tired of people Best walk in ages

Have to go through ISO 9001 for a future requirement and I don't know if that has much meaning for anyone but what an absolute load or horseshit it is 😖