I need the fic that makes this way more interesting than the real company, which provides a very useful service but is not funny 😂

Perfect day for Salem!

There is something dystopian about a company actually being named LifeMart

it's a good morning to donate to bail funds and organizations that are working to fight fascism in the united states my friends. may i suggest chirla which fights for immigrant rights in california www.chirla.org

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My job title is changing, and one of the options would be DICC in the system and I am mildly obsessed with the idea of introducing myself with: “Nice to meet you, I’m the dick.” 😂🤣

Genuinely forgot today was Wednesday and made it past lunchtime before I realized. Now I have to do Thursday all over again tomorrow

I’m honestly a 0 most of the time. I have resting friendly face

I just got an email from my insurance provider inviting me to ‘Make the most of your mental health benefits.’ This feels like a trap.

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

I love looking at fan art. Fan art is pure love. It comes from the heart and has the advantage of being free from schedule constraints. Even the most amateurish fan art has something important to say about the characters.

I am loving all the artists moving their art posts over here! I keep gasping at art I’ve seen before as if it’s brand new. A flood of delight