“I mean…I don’t like fascism, but Gavin Newsom isn’t perfect, so I’d rather do nothing.” -People with the mindset who got us into this clusterf**k in the first place

So…Superman and Big Bird are your enemies now? …and you still can’t tell that YOU’RE the bad guy? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Ok Bluesky, wife is outta town and it’s just me and the boys (10 and 14) tonight. It’s my turn to pick the movie…what movie should I pick? (I can pick from Netflix, Disney+, Paramount+, Prime, Apple+, Peacock, and Hulu.)

I don’t mean to cause controversy, but… Cookie dough > Actual cookies 🍪🍪🍪

If someone ranks the MCU movies since Endgame and doesn’t have The Marvels in the top 5, I immediately lose respect for their opinions on movies in general and comic book movies specifically.

My spoiler free review of Thunderbolts*? It’s SO GOOD!!! I can’t wait to see it again this weekend! I’ve been looking forward to this and not only did it not disappoint, it surprised, delighted, and dare I say moved me! This is the kind of movie that makes the MCU the juggernaut of cinematic joy!

Hands off the Post Office, it works just fine. It would help if Congress stopped skimming off money

The “but her emails” folks sure seem quite AF lately. That’s odd

So we’ve known about Project 2025 for some time… Why weren’t we coming up with a strategy for how to fight it as soon as we saw it? They kept showing up to events with copies of it…get a damn red pen out and start making notes, mother f*ckers!!!

With “friends” like John Fetterman, who needs Republicans?

So…boycotting Tesla is illegal, somehow? Maybe the convicted felon should avoid giving legal advice.

This is why I support policies, not politicians. Politicians will always let you down. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, if you can’t stand up for trans rights against some right wing ass clown nobody, then how are you going to stand up for them when it matters? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Transgenic mice, you vociferating orange fart ballon! TRANSGENIC, not transgender. I know your feeble brain has a hard time holding on to thoughts, but it turns out different words mean different things.

I am HOOKED!!! #DaredevilBornAgain

I know the reason why not, but in Daredevil: Born Again they keep complaining about vigilantes in New York and they never mention Spider-man?

Just an (un)friendly reminder… That lying, bloviating orange felon does not speak for me.

give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.

Memo to Democrats: If EVERY ONE of you would do what Janet Mills did yesterday EVERY TIME, Trump would unravel entirely. He relies on you being bullied. Refuse to be.

Dear children’s shows: If you’re not good at writing songs, just don’t put songs in the show. Not every show needs a song. And my ears don’t need to bleed anymore.

This is the energy we all need. #BrittBoril youtu.be/PzT8Bt78hvQ?...

I was rewatching the TNG episode “Devil’s Due” and it struck me that if this happened in the US in 2025, roughly half the population would still believe this woman’s was Ardra even AFTER Picard proved she was a fraud. Then I got sad/angry.

FYI- When you say we should ditch DEI in favor of being “merit based,” you’re being racist/sexist/homophobic. Sorry, no wiggle room here. DEI isn’t some participation trophy program that gives jobs to people who aren’t qualified, it just makes sure people are looking for qualified candidates… 🧵1/3

Spoiler free review of Captain America: Brave New World…a very enjoyable film. I think they were aiming for a Winter Soldier vibe, but didn’t quite get there. Still, a fun time at the movies. Anthony Mackie, Harrison Ford, and Carl Lumbly were all especially good. I’ll see it again

Trying to choose which shirt to wear when I go see #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld tomorrow…

I think the real winner today was capitalism. …also every other day

Tom Brady trying to “roast” Kevin Heart.

There’s a CHANCE these bagel bite dogs have been in the freezer a tad too long…

I have never heard of any of these songs. #OldMan #SuperBowl #Halftime #KendrickLamar

I’m not a sports guy, but the Fox Sports jingle SLAPS! youtu.be/GU1o2blfeO0?...

Is Taylor Swift even here?! What’s the point of this if they don’t show her?

The 10 year old is staring out the window at our backyard rather than watch the Super Bowl. …I clearly did not raise sports fans

Thunderbolts*!!!! LFG!!!! youtu.be/hUUszE29jS0?...

Why does Tom Cruise seem so irritated to tell us about these teams?

I’m not a gambling man, but you’ll never go broke betting against @corporate.comcast.com. They win the Vince Lombardi Trophy of ****ing up!

Snack day!!! (Also, some sore of sports thing is going on, I guess)

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Happy Candlemas! Perfect day to revisit our episode on Candlemas and how it relates to a certain other holiday we celebrate today. So put your little hand in mine. There ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb! iykyk cantwaitforchristmaspod.com/2021/01/25/c...

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

Life hack: Stop caring about what’s in other people’s pants or who’s in their beds and you can free up SO much time in your life.

*sigh* No, gang. The Orange Fascist did not admit to rigging the 2025 election. He was continuing to spread the lie that the 2020 election was rigged. Basically, he said if they hadn’t rigged the election in 2020, he wouldn’t be president for the next 4 years for the World Cup and Olympics.

It feels like America is going through a divorce and somehow the abusive husband got custody of all the social media

My last TikTok before the ban…

TikTok when the ban fell

If Buzz Lightyear and Woody built a toy, would that toy come to life in front of them or only when they weren't around? #ImportantQuestions

AOC: Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time

I see a lot of people dumping on Carrie Underwood for playing at the inauguration, but hardly anyone giving Rascal Flats flack for doing the exact same thing. Let’s spread the hate around people. There’s more than enough for everyone who sucks.

Look…I understand the sentiment, but I cannot honestly say that my mood, outlook, or opinion has ever been changed, much less improved, by simply “touching some grass.” …mostly I just go wash my hands because I’m sure an animal pissed on that grass sometime before I got there.

That guilt you feel about not being able to support every GoFundMe for folks who are suffering? That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it

Hey media, can we get some pushback on the people complaining about DEI being the problem when they don’t know what DEI is or how it works? Every time one of these numb nuts complains about DEI, say, “Explain what DEI is for the audience who may not know.” Then when they can’t, CALL THEM OUT!!!!