Fine, I'll do it with my own paws. Sooner or later

Lol, look at this new Furaffinity banner. I can't help but think that Rednef is tickling Fender behind the scenes. Please, someone draw this!!

Inside this thing is ground mucuna pruriens (also known as velvet bean). Damn itchy thing. So, the container form factor is absolutely ridiculous these days. You probably shouldn't stick this thing up your ass

@foxbutitsfaux.bsky.social Your f#cking rituals don't work Total shitposting

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT CONVERTS YOUR POKES INTO MY SIDES INTO "HEHEHE!" "HAHAH!" AND "PLEASE PLEASE STOP I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST STOP IIITT"

Things I've ever been tickled with

You use text emoticons because you're an adorable silly I use text emoticons because russian speakers are stern even in text, and to avoid looking stern, I use uwu and owo We are not the same. Люблю вас всех <3

Paw Day is coming. Take care of your paws and get them in perfect shape! This is an order.

It seems I sleep in some pretty awkward positions because my back has been hurting for two days. A good massage would be nice P.s. everything is fine now

There is no art in the world where Colin tickles Puro on the pillow (or vice versa). This mistake of humanity must be corrected!!!

Today I dreamed that in a tent at a campsite I was worshiping a friend's feet. Is it Horny Month? What's going on?

I'm that guy who will piss you off and try to tickle you, and then you'll poke me in the side and I'll die laughing. Yes, everything is done exactly for this uwu P.s. I'd love to be buried on the beach one day. I suspect the weight of the sand is definitely heavy, and it would be like being tied

I used to think FNAF 4 was scary (well, it still is) but now, seeing the nightmarish animatronics, I can't help but think that their claws would be perfect for tickling the sides of little boys. Damn it

Today I dreamed that I was at a BDSM furry party. LOL, furry mask with dildo, latex gloves. And, uh, I don't have such hardcore kinks, but maybe it would be fun to try it once. Overall, the setting was similar to PastryGlaze works www.furaffinity.net/user/pastryg... Well, I like dreams like this :3

They didn't show paws in the GOAT movie by Sony. I'm disappointed. I was actually curious how they managed to wear human sneakers

When my inner demons tell me I'm bad at drawing, I tie them up and tickle them into submission. I draw. With my paws. This is not easy. But I love it

I don't like tentacles as a tickling tool because I always think of them as wet, slimy and cold. But if they have brushes instead of sticky notes, then that's a different matter. Oh yeah, and also if they secrete a substance that makes everything itch. Begging for tickles is so humiliating >:3

When I was first getting to know the tickling community, my favorite thing was tickling soles. And the most pleasant thing was toecuffs or big toes tying. Not being able to escape from tickles is too hot. Well, the years go by, and my main interests haven't changed. It's still hot.

A funny little scenario: a school of enchantment wizard kidnaps you to test his new spells on you. Oh yeah, and he also has a bunch of tickle magical artifacts for this. P.s. You can joke all you want about the low health of DND wizards, but when you're just an NPC, you'll take it back lol