FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA

i love my boyfriend hes so awesome and sweet and awesome and awesome

he looks like a sweet boy

deltarune… today?

i’m not here, this isn’t happening i’m not here, i’m not here in a little while i’ll be gone

this app is kinda unfinished. no private accounts? no notifications? it feels so barebones, but i can’t say i hate it at this moment

I can’t wait to boot up Mario Kart World and have my exact thoughts just be this

this app ain’t too bad after all

“i don’t like how you’re living my life” get yourself a wife, get yourself a job you’re living a dream don’t you be a slobbbbb

whoever invented grapes deserves immunity from toe stubs for the rest of their life

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

deltarune tomorrow

eat so much my school lunch number gonna be in the rafters

bleghh

everybody tough when they up

Brands during Pride month: 🌈 Exxon: no matter who you love, we’ll make sure your children don’t have a livable planet 🌈 Amazon: we treat all of our warehouse workers like dirt, regardless of their sexual orientation 🌈 Raytheon: our tomahawk missiles don’t discriminate

hi flower

ari da royal dot com

@burntburgers.bsky.social you came back to twt and now im on break lmao

i’m gay

i want ice cream

hi guys what’s bonkin

I caught a sea bass! No, wait—it’s at least a C+!

coming from having 1K on twitter to 48 on here is really humbling. reminds me of the old days, before the iPod tweet

don’t forget about me

he shot that bitch from yucatan

yall gotta see this: IMG_4750.png

nigga is that a bacon donut

twitter down

21 days and a breakup later how are my blueskiers doing

has this app gotten any better

aritheroyal

bing bop boom boom boom bop bam

gnx has infected my brain i’ll just randomly hit a “gyah gyah gyah gyah” or “bing bop boom boom boom bop bam” for no reason

would you do it for $1M?

this app feels so empty. like i wanna use it but. something feels off

@burntburgers.bsky.social kendrick dropped

new kendrick is insane

Imagine if I started typing is sentence case. That would be pretty weird, as I am very used to typing in all lowercase letters. Would y’all even notice? And be like “Wow, that’s weird, why is Ari being so formal?” IDK, just a thought.

weezer

why is every other post i see on this app “god twitter fucking sucks” like yeah ik that’s why i’m here can you show me cool stuff instead please?

do my blueskoomfs fw pancakes

dude, they got 4 in 1 shampoo now? what will they think of next? let’s see, it’s got uhh… shampoo conditioner body wash, and- NUCLEAR BOMB??!

trying to get a banger on here what should i post

pisses me tf off when teachers say “you go to the bathroom at the same time every day! you can’t go rn” yeah bitch. i do the same shit everyday. my body is gonna be consistent

mwehehehehe i bought a custom domain just for this

gonna be trying this app out more because i don’t really wanna be on twitter anymore (especially after it being government owned after jan 20) so uhh yeah hi bluesky ari the royalers!

Why name hurricane fag names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 And I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to