Only in America would our Brown Shirts not know how fucking buttons work. Widdle boys can't even dress themselves. #wherearewegoingandwhyareweinthishandbasket

I hope that everyone who came to the No Kings rallies all over the country, and those who support us, can bring that same energy to the ballot box in November - Election day is only two weeks away! Photo from the Chicago Tribune.

I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Salem, MA” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

First I was radicalized by Common Decency - but now I'm becoming Fully Fuck*ing Radicalized by the absolute lack of action from the Democratic Party DO SOMETHING! That's why we voted for you.

Salem, Massachusetts had a great turnout today 🇺🇸

Perhaps I'm a little neurospicy, but I have a movie screen In my mind that sometimes flashes words. When I have a great idea, or when my mind it trying to tell me something, the credits on the screen will have bright letters in a million point font. Today it says STAND UP OR WE ARE ALL FUCKED.

We are sliding into some bullshit. We need democrats *and* republicans to stand the fuck up. We need Americans to stand the fuck up.

We are the frog, the frog in a pot being slowly brought to a boil.

You know how, in It's a Wonderful Life, when George Bailey gets to see what the world would have been like without him? I would love to see that in reverse. What would the world have been like without Donald Trump?

Dear iPhone users who are in group chats. You do not have to "like" every comment and re-send it to every android user multiplied by the number of people in the chat. Seriously, stop it.

How is Kamala these days? Has anyone checked on her?

Every time I make a noise when I bend over, or stand up after a long sit, it makes worry about the future of Social Security. Like many GenXers, I think I put too many eggs in that basket.

What is going to be The Thing? 45/47 has done so many horrible things, in office & out. What's going to be the thing that actually makes Americans turn against him? We've already had so many opportunities, and we and blew it. He has always been unqualified. I still don't understand how we got here.

I didn't realize how gratifying it would be to outlive Anita Bryant.

Photos of this year's Christmas tree bonfires are just hitting a little bit different.

✒️ Yes, I have been known to steal logo pens from restaurants that I really like. But I always replace them with one of my own pens because I'm not a monster 🖊, just a souvenir thief.

Someone just offered me leftover shrimp cocktail. I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime. Happy new year, humans!

From your harmonica to God's ears @jimmy tingle #NYE

Time really has no meaning. Wasn't it just 8 PM? What gives?

I am really struggling to get into the holiday spirit this season.

I think Family Feud might be the most heterosexual game show ever produced. Yes, I even considered the Newlywed Game.

I went and bought another coffee shop ☕️ I guess I really do have a type. www.instagram.com/reel/DDZqyTH...

@hcrichardson.bsky.social is a national treasure. She is teaching us all so much. For me, personally, she's helping me practice thoughtfulness and critical thinking. (Also, she is keeping me from freaking out every moment of the day.) There is a real benefit to looking at things from further back.

As I'm sure many other folks do, I sometimes watch those carpet cleaning & power washing videos as a way to relax. I'm starting to think that my fellow Americans have suspiciously filthy carpets. #toobadtobetrue

I'm new to this platform, how do I find the list of folks following me so that I can follow them back? Slogging through notifications is a drag. There has to be a better way.

Why does my throat hurt? 1. The wildfires 2. Covid 3. Vindaloo 4. All of the above.

Unlike some folks, I don't mind loud chewers - but, man! If you let your car idle right outside my window for more than a few minutes (especially if it needs a tune up) I'll chew the enamel right off my teeth.

🫕 Pot of chicken stock simmering on the stove 🐔 This had better produce the magic elixir that I need 🪄✨️

Half of my coworkers & special humans are nocturnal, I spend so much of my work day just waiting for them to wake up.