There is literally nothing I hate more than getting hit on at work. Like I’m being paid to be nice to you, don’t take it personally

They 100% took all of these pictures from Hot Dudes Reading on Instagram And, yes, fuck off with this shit

The northern lights made it south to St. Louis!

Dudes behind me at the Mizzou game: “The beers here are fucking huge, I don’t think I could finish one.” Now I’m tempted to get one and show them how it’s done

I read this whole thing and am now insane

For once, hoarding gift cards pays off - my TV won’t turn on, and since it’s 10 years old, I think I’ll just get a new one instead of trying to replace the power supply board

Mike Johnson Is Unaware Of The Earth Being Cast Into Total Darkness. Hey, He's Been Busy. www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johns... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Dear @annerice.amc.com, what is with this motion-smoothing broadcast for the Talamasca premiere?

I’ve been at a conference yesterday and today, and I’ve enjoyed it, it’s great, I love being around people in my profession, but I fucking hate networking so I am eating lunch alone, 10 minutes away from the conference

Saw a sign outside of a chair shop that said, “WE HAVE POLY CHAIRS.” I can only assume that that’s the polite way of saying they have cuck chairs

You know how if you asked Siri to beatbox, she’d repeat “boots and cats” over and over? That’s This Changes Everything from the Tron: Ares soundtrack

I don’t usually put stock in the whole “the full moon makes everyone crazy” thing, but I gotta say, the vibes are bad this week. I should’ve stayed on vacation

What could be behind these curtains? (time for @nin.com!)

My D&D group finished our latest campaign tonight and my character killed one of the bad guys with an acid Chromatic Orb Just felt like mentioning that, in case it was a sign 👀

I overhear so much weird stuff working at my desk (the joys of working with the public) but I can’t tell if this person is training someone in a MLM scam, cult, or a religion, but there’s a lot of weird acronyms and titles being thrown around right now

My friend @marleyferguson.bsky.social wrote a book and it’s really good! She’s looking for #arcreaders, so give her a follow and find out how you can read it in advance. #booksky 💙📚🌶️ #arcreaderswanted

The great thing about this photo is that a few months after I took it and posted it online, my laptop hard drive crashed, and this photo, among others, were lost because I hadn’t gotten around to backing up my files. So now it exists purely on the internet, which feels right, somehow.

When your favorite bookstore celebrates Bookstore Romance Day with flash tattoos, you bite the bullet and finally get a dragon tattoo.

@marleyferguson.bsky.social inspiration for your next book 🤣 📌

This is like those romance novel acronyms for smutty lines of dialogue

At the Outlaw Music Festival, deciding that I’m going to start saying “now this is REAL country” anytime roots music is playing

My @meathead.bsky.social Peel It Back merch came! That’s my outfit for the Cleveland show sorted @theninhotline.com

Not a creative but this is basically how summer reading program prep is going, a program that I have been running yearly for 10 years and should surely have under control by now 🙃

My nephew’s new thing is to say “no okay” when he doesn’t want to do something and I love it

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

DnD day! We’re starting a new campaign, so let’s hope I don’t kill any babies this time

First DnD campaign over! Our big bad was a mind flayer that inhabited an infant and so your girl ended up killing a baby 🥲

Late night shortbread baking for tomorrow’s DnD session… last session, I killed an intellect devourer, so hopefully we prevail against the next fiendish foe!

So update - first we were going to open at 1, then this morning, everything was still as bad as they kept saying it would be, so we got the whole day off. Spent 3 hours digging out the driveway enough to get in and out, so now it’s Witcher 3 time

Every time we get significant winter weather, I spend all of my time fretting and worrying over if my boss will decide to close or if his vocational awe will get in the way

Spending my NYE trying to build a D&D character and I really feel like I would get this better if I had played Baldur’s Gate

We are barely 10 minutes into Anderson and Andy’s NYE on CNN and it’s already a mess I love them

I am 99.99% certain that the naked guy delivering pizzas is Christian from Clueless

Nothing I love more than planning something and then have no one show up! At least I only spent $25 on this program since I wanted to use up stuff in storage

Driving in the snow with not great road conditions for a football game is either a sign of dedication or foolhardiness but we’re 30 miles away from Columbia so no turning back now #miz

Looked at the news (aka, What’s Hot Classic)… Really?! Gaetz?! For AG?! I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but… Huh. Fuck.

This reminds me - our primary for the statewide races and the Congressional districts was in August. While voting, I overheard another voter ask an election judge where Trump was on the ballot. The election judge was initially confused, then explained that our presidential primary already happened

Okay, Mizzou, I’m wearing my 2010 Homecoming shirt, the same shirt I was wearing when we last beat Oklahoma, this week has been shit, please win

And it’s fucking rich for Vance to go on and on about censorship when we all know what Peter Thiel did to Gawker for outing him

So we’re going to express sympathy for Walz’s son witnessing a shooting, but say nothing about Walz’s son having to be suddenly rushed to safety because right-wing assholes were marching on the governor’s resident and making death threats?

“My wife works so hard balancing work and child-rearing” And what are you doing to help, motherfucker?!

the thing about “hardening school defenses” is that jd vance’s kids will never in their lives attend the prison schools he wants to build

We don’t trust you because you don’t trust us to make our own decisions!!!!!

Oooh, first mic cut!

Oh I guess we are fact checking tonight?

Is it a successful night out if you don’t feel the need to take a bathroom selfie

Big spiders in my house? No thanks. But big spiders outdoors, doing their thing? Yes please!

Well look at that

Wait wait wait - did he just say “I read she put out”? 😲😲😲

“The president was fired by 81 million voters and he’s having a difficult time processing that” GET HER JADE