It's possible poor Sophia was just confused, since the room over the pub looks almost exactly like her bedroom at home. #DAYS

So I hadn’t heard of Amazon Web Services before today, had no idea how many companies utilize that. Kinda scary to think about how so much of how people do business now is reliant on this one company. I always thought Disney would own us all one day. Nope, it’ll be Amazon.

Finally trying to listen to this thing… I think I got edited down 😂

These lawn dudes are cleaning my neighbour’s yard by blowing debris into mine… but they’re two hot 20-something Latino men in tight pants, who keep weirdly smiling at me, so I’ll let it go

I’m currently running my DoorDash app and listening to Spotify, and Amazon loaded just fine, so no. Instacart is down though

Not feeling this new street urchin girl. Her line delivery is just heavy breathing. An actor who can’t speak the hell up is useless, sorry. #Neighbours

A hater! Sweet. ❤️ Trish talked the most, sure. She had a lot to say. I was a guest, wasn’t there to talk over anyone or challenge anyone’s soap opera opinion. It’s not a political debate show.

The craziest thing is, this girl is actually doing a good job with the scenes where Sophia finally tells everyone what happened. She’ll probably submit these scenes next year and win an Emmy. ⏳

PS though, still lol’ing about how @johnathonk.bsky.social when shouting out everyone’s socials, stated mine as “on the internet” 😂 seriously don’t follow me

Listening to my own voice is really bothering me this time and I don’t know if I can finish

JESUS. Some SUV just ahead of me started swerving like crazy and then drive up onto the sidewalk and plowed into a streetlight and knocked it right over! There was a police officer there 3 seconds later… this was like some wild shit out of a movie

Only thing is what do I listen to today? I already heard us say everything we said

I guess the episode was deemed unfit for broadcast

Okay Leslie is nuts and it doesn’t quite apply to her, but I loved the Tina Turner bit with Eva. Seriously! The speech about how inspirational Tina was. LOVED. Because usually when you hear female pop stars mentioned on a soap opera or sitcom, their name is a punchline to a joke. #BeyondTheGates

Oh baby, we ALL are Tina! Turner!

Not another wig 😂😭

Early crush, before I was old enough to realize that’s what it was

Yeah Thursday was a weird episode. Little more silly and cartoony than Gates has been lately. I mean it’s not usually super heavy drama, but the cupcake ordeal and Chelsea’s YOU’VE BEEN ROBBED bit and Pamela & Dani with Andre was a lot of silly for one day

Anyway I gotta finish re-watching the week and watch yesterday’s show, so I can be a Gatekeeper tonight 😁

Actually I’d love MVJ to go on Twitter and tell us exactly which episode it was 8 months ago where they talked about how long Hayley knew Naomi and the fam. I could’ve sworn they went back to college or even younger? But it’s hard to remember. #BeyondTheGates

I would take Days of our Leo again over Days of our Sophia, that’s the low we’re reaching with this girl

They can’t possibly be paying a human to make that one Days AI promo every week.

is it weird if I make this my profile pic

Just gonna pretend Mrs Choi slapped Johnny for all the times he talked about himself being a filmmaker. He didn’t deserve it for Sophia. That lady needs to find a mirror and slap herself for that. #Days

After all that with the Hayley/Randy reveal yesterday, today we got… an episode about cupcakes? #BeyondTheGates

Noooo don’t put that devil cream on Jane & Nic! 😭

Still get the ick from Andrew, and a blackmail deal with Papa Murph over the affair is soapy and all, but adds more ick. #Neighbours

I just honestly don’t care what kind of dumb bullshit they (usually) write for Taye. Watching Lakota strut around the screen and smile that smile and say the idiot things Taye says in such a goon-yet-sexy way… it’s so great. Someone better hire him in something I can watch over here.

They really have Taye rounding up his former hooking clients and offering them facials. 😏 GOD I’m going to miss this ridiculous progrum. #Neighbours

Love any episode with the old folks gang

Oh right, limonene allergy. So Nicolette can’t smoke weed. Not that she would now. Just saying. #Neighbours

I miss Doctor Remi Varga-Murphy! #Neighbours

Totes forgot to watch Neighbours to fall back asleep at 2 or 3am this morning. Been ages since I’ve watched a fully awake + buzzed episode. Exciting.

Tried Del Taco for the first time, since there’s a newish one really close to the house and I wanted cheap fast-food tacos. Basically, I’m not mad I went there, but it left me feeling like welp I could’ve just gone half a mile further to Taco Bell

Queen Slezak and sweet Gio ❤️

Look at Van playing this brief Lucas/Tracy scene like he’s been acting opposite Jane Elliot all his life! Attaboy. #GH

Excruciating show today. The Chad/Cat stuff is a complete disaster and shouldn’t be airing

Alex is pronouncing the guy’s name as “germy” like I knew he would. #Days

I appreciate them having Hayley and Randy call each other cuz at least once per scene. This way, they don’t have to explain it on Twitter. #BeyondTheGatez

“I’ll be DAMNED if I’m not finna get paid” I know that’s right miss con artist. I like this character, where’s she been? #BeyondTheGates

I mean I wish they hadn’t written this story towards this big info-dump, is the only thing. That’s the one big problem with a gotcha reveal like this. #BeyondTheGates

Mrs Shamilton! And Dani’s right too, been right all along. #BeyondTheGates

God, the pacing in this Hayley storyline! But now I’m just glad things are moving along. #BeyondTheGates

Oh, THAT Big Daddy, sure #OLTL 1986

Tina: Don’t people in Texas ever wait to be invited in? Cord, shit-eating grin: Well if we did, this would still be Mexico, wouldn’t it? 😑 #OLTL 1986

Meanwhile, Young Cordero is killing me. I can’t explain it, something about his look is so cute and twinky and skinny, and his cowboy costumes are so tight. And then his energy whilst courting Tina is very, well, what the kids today might call zesty. #OLTL 1986

Back to 1986, for a day. Not enough time for this lately, 😢 Anyway, Tina & Cord’s early days in El Paso, much more charming than I expected. I get it now. Also, the way Texans of the 80s are portrayed here is hilarious. Boy did they love to fight. #OLTL

Weird, I can get my own profile page and @s and everything else except the main feed (test!)

The Sophia stuff could maybe work a little if, acting aside, they did more character work about how Sophia’s insanely strict & controlled upbringing led to this out of control behavior. But Days isn’t like that, so we just get the plotty nonsense, and she just seems like a teenage jerk.