“Really Donnell? Right next to dad’s watch?!?” 😂 Get him Deanna

Granny Debutante is a bit of sitcom villain, and these are sitcom hijinks with the card switching. #Gates

December 1987. Ol’ Briggs at the Banner wants to push sensationalism over substance, in order to sell the most papers! Isn’t that interesting. *flares nostrils like a certain Llanview publisher* #OLTL

cancel his face #OLTL 1987

“Now don’t get female on me” to mean don’t be scared and anxious because we found a dead body in a cave… the 80s, man. #OLTL 1987

It broke EJ’s heart when Sami left Salem with Sydney. Wasn’t EJ “dead” when that happened? His heart was already not in great shape at that point. #Days

Sydney is a “wonderful woman” now apparently, so there’s that. #Days

Fireman’s getting impaled isn’t he

“Are you in trouble? Why do you look like that?” ohhh Derek

And can somebody get impaled already

The cotillion stuff still really isn’t my thing, but I need that one girl to be punished somehow for tripping Samantha, and I’d like to see a shouse fall on her nasty grandmother. #Gates

My GOD girl that is embarrassing

Omg, sweet Delilah went missing in the snow, and next episode she’s out of the opening! This is some Hollyoaks shit! (Another episode had the full opening, with a couple of updates.) #OLTL 1987

Thanksgiving 1987, though Max could’ve recited this exact dialogue during any number of storylines over the years #OLTL

With Gates, I’m not the audience for cotillion; the Impaler stuff is all tell and no show. Please be a SHOW, show! Don’t Days it up

GH being the only one that’s mildly interesting and then half of it is boring anyway… oy

Boring. They’re all boring. Soap gods, why hast thou forsaken us?

So now we have a new, slightly gayer version of Chase. Okay. #GH

Outside of the WSB assholes, Curtis might be the worst guy on the show right now. #GH

The little doggie running past Cord’s big head makes me lol

Wow, a rare late 1987 episode with the entire opening! First one where I immediately recognized everyone, knew what their storyline is, and I don’t feel like I’m seeing anyone edited out of these uploads or anything. I know what every face in there is doing. #OLTL

We’re just normal men

Look please get Stephanie away from Brady. He’s on shaky enough ground as it is, but I want to love him, and she’s a ruiner.

The Xander/Kristen hookup music has some element that sounds like croaking frogs #Days

Meanwhile, Stephanie’s narcissism is off the charts now. HER feelings about that baby are supposed to be the most important thing in everyone’s world? That head is so far up you-know-where. #Days

Me during any Kristen episode #Days

Somebody help this show learn how to be a show again. You can edit together a bunch of scenes and play them one after the other, but that doesn’t mean it’s a show. Days isn’t a show anymore.

Not one thing is happening and these conversations are all mind-numbing dull. Days of Our Lives

Joy is boring as hell, Lani is boring as hell, so of course they needed scenes together. To sit there and quietly discuss “fillings”

44 minutes! Doesn’t sound like there’s any good reason for this episode to be super-sized. We’ll see

Meanwhile “veteran daytime journalist” whoever she is called Rafe Hernandez “Raff” in one of her videos that I could only watch 10 seconds of because it is just intolerable, the whole vibe

Very few followers and almost no engagements on most posts. Sad

Carly is 60

What the hell is this? The entire article is speculation based on some incredibly shaky evidence, yet they present it as factual spoiler? This entity represents what was once a legitimate soap magazine?

@charxthree.bsky.social oh good, I was just about to send you a screenshot of that 😊

@edkane71.bsky.social well my dreams are crushed, but at least we know now 🥲

THIS IS SO WEIRD WHY IS TED DOING THIS? 😂😭 #Gates

Thinking about how Ron said on that Soapy podcast how they were allotted 12 regular characters per episode at Days and then it dropped down to 11, and may have even gone to 10 now. And there’s exactly 10 names each day in the daily spoilers.

Javi’s picking up the boyfriend from the airport! This has to mean we’ll be seeing him next week. I really need it to be the wrestler. ⏳

Damn it I’m enjoying these Kristen/Xander scenes. And they SHOULD be banging, should’ve hooked up a long time ago. Might have solved a lot of problems (for viewers)

I like Chad being down with the gheys. That’s always kinda been his thing. It’s just… when it’s Leo, all I can think is: Chad he made you show off your bare ass to him while you were pretending to be gay to stop his marriage and you are now friends?!? 🫠 🙃 ⏳

Watching ⏳wide awake, caffeinated and lightly stoned. It’s very rare. I don’t know what the show feels like in this state.

Yesterday’s hospital show: Clearly they put awful awful WSB man in scenes with Sonny & ADA Lady just to make them look better. And it kinda worked. Sonny’s little mocking “DIRECTOR Cullum” thing and the general lack of respect for/fear of this bozo was great.

Okay this kind of thing is why I have a 1996 Olympics sweatshirt still that my mom got me on a trip to Atlanta in 1994. I’ve always thought maybe I remembered it wrong, but nope