Knee deep on the FSOTUS couch, you were sucking me off, are we casual now or whatever Chappell Roan said

We owe him so much 🙏🏻

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano

Omg someone posted a penguin au and I’m obsessed it’s so cute????

you’re only ever one good fic from getting into a trope/ship you said you’d never be into

Hello RWRBsky ✨ Do you have an idea for a fic and want someone to write it? Feel free to send it this way and hopefully our wonderful writers will pick it up!

This should be a fandom holiday

I’ve purposefully never posted my ao3 name a) because that’s between me and god and b) because I like screaming in someone’s comments and then also screaming on twitter and feeling like a superspy because the author doesn’t know I’m both people

Since twitter posts are tweets, what are Bluesky posts? Flaps? Flutters?

I’m currently procrastinating my real work and my fandom work

Sorry firstprince, David is the main character 😌

If there is one Terms of Service agreement I don’t care about it’s ao3. It’s been too long. I’m too far in. There’s nothing that can save me now and no other site that has tagging so I’ll give them my left arm before I stop using ao3

what if instead of war there was boobs and pizza

*tap dances on stage* ✨Queer people are not required to make a formal announcement that satisfies a heterosexual definition of “coming out” before other queer people are allowed to recognize and celebrate their queerness.✨ *tap dances off stage*

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/60694993… To the Danger Zone M | 4.8k | 1/2 chapters ✈️ Top Gun!AU ✈️ Enemies to Lovers ✈️ Praise Kink ✈️ Getting Together ✈️ Hurt/Comfort#rwrbr#FIRSTPRINCECE FINALLY DID IT!!! BABY’S FIRST FIC!!!!! This has been a LONG time coming but hope y’all enjoy 🥹🥹

tiny firstprince #rwrb

I should reread that chamel body swap soulmate au that fic ate

This was at 8M a month ago or thereabouts. Crazy what happens when you design a social media website that functions correctly, doesn't have bots in the replies, and doesn't have LIBERAL_KILLER_GARY_VFL telling you to die

He should have been on the cover

The pookiest pookie to ever pookie