BRAWNDO! IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE! "Axios reported that Trump met Thursday with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, American Farm Bureau Federation President Zippy Duvall and White House aides to discuss promoting alternatives to conventional pesticides."

The Money-Kraken is about to be unleashed. "The Supreme Court sided with a Republican challenge to campaign finance rules on Tuesday, finding in a 6-3 decision that federal limits on coordinated spending between political parties and candidates violate the First Amendment and should be removed."

"My name is Orangemandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" www.rawstory.com/trump-fair-d...

OK. Hear me out. Smokey and the Bandit, Part Deux. But they are smuggling Ranch Dressing to Europe. I think it has legs!

The Star Mangled Banner! www.rawstory.com/alexis-wilki...

Ergo: Even AI knows what is right and wrong, and the only way for AI to "skew" right (vs left, politically) is to corrupt the data. Prove me wrong! www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

The tricksy "dumocrats" are so dumb that they could secretly "sabotage" the Reflecting Poo(no L, if I remove the L, it becomes "Poo"). Most people don't know that "pool" has an L, btw.

This is a real headline.... Beelzebub much??? "'Sulfurous odors' wafting from White House explained in new report"

DEPARTMENT OF WAR has this picture available for download....and I can't shake the portent. This is real and posted on our government's web site!!!!!

Jim Jones faked multiple assassination attempts too! Let's call Trump, "Dim Jones"! Because it fits! Stupidest MF president ever.

"Stephen Miller rails against ‘monstrous’ wind farms: ‘Visual assault on God’s creation’" Stephen.....your FACE is a visual assault on God's creation!

Truth!

The key takeaway from the Knick's loss in the third game to the Knick's win in the 4th game is, SMUDGING WORKS! It got rid of the evil stench from president orange taint!

Scott thoughts....

A poem.

The resemblance is striking.

Ah yes! I just heard an ad for Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing. They proclaimed it was the "Bold Flavor of America". Rully? This, along with white bread, boxed mac and cheese, and plain mashed potatoes, perhaps. "Bold" is carrying a lot of existential weight here. It's goddamn Ranch dressing!

Breaking! JD has the Please Clap!!!! He likely got it from Jeb Bush during a one-night-stand.....ahem. www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-ple...

New meme for the moment!

Reminder - Xi is only 5'11" and Trump is 6'3"....snicker.

NO BAD LANGUAGE!!!!! Yes, Zelle won't let you put naughty words in the "memo" field! Snort.

Things I did not know but know now. "In East Germany, the Berlin Wall stood for nearly thirty years. The regime called it the Anti-Fascist Protection Wall." The use of "Antifa" to characterize the "enemy" has happened before. It's happening again and now.

BREAKING!!!! Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized! Biden to blame, according to onlookers!

The key takeaway is that the US is an unreliable partner and these countries will seek other, more reliable suppliers, like, maybe, Ukraine. Funny that. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

Hear me out...a movie about a bank heist using 100 Mini Cooper cars.....the title "The Italian Cheese Job". I think it has legs! And wheels! Yeah, maybe a little cheesy, but audiences would love it! www.cnn.com/2026/05/02/f...

The "affordability" trend that I hate. With a passion.

The key core inescapable message from both Ukraine and Iran. Never ever give up your nuclear weapons or your pursuit of them. That's what Trump has done. By not defending one and attacking the other. The world is forever changed for the worse.

DJT so vain. Probably thinks this verse is about him. Sick ignorant fuck. "If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."

Facebook seems to think I need this. Should I be worried?

JD finally learns that NOBODY defeats #ETTD! www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...

Seriously. Fuck these guys. Idiocracy predicted this administration. We have the Brawndo/Flaturin/OwMyBalls/McDonald's President NoMacho in charge. It's the electrolytes.

Chef's kiss. Goddamn perfection.

Ode To Garlic What are we To Garlic? Without us Would garlic survive? I know I would not

Dan "Little Licks" Bongina sounds upset: The former FBI official insisted that Owens and others who blamed Erika Kirk "deserve to feel the little licks of the flames of hell on every inch of your body."

@barackobama.bsky.social - To President Obama. I implore you to publicly state that not *only* are Aliens real, but they are *also* BLACK and have very well endowed "hands". Far larger than the current occupier of the White House BY FAR! HUGE! HANDS! Because nothing sets him off more. Just.Do.It.

Modestly proud of this response to The White House.

Why does the sick or dead man look so much like Jeffrey Epstein??? Now you can't unsee it......and the picture makes perfect sense now, eh?

AND LO, THE NAME OF KID ROCK'S FAILED FESTIVAL SHALL BE NAMED "THE GREAT SHRIVELING"! Soon, it shall be as small as a nutsack when that cold cold water of reality hits lil' kid rock right where it counts.

BREAKING!!! GW Bush has released a statement that he is ONLY for "Compassionate Nazism"!!!!<this is satire, for God's sake, get a grip!> BUT! Ya gotta wonder.... www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

This is nuts. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

Spotted moments ago in Greenland....

I now know the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is, in fact, Whataburger.

This subheading actually can be taken literally when it comes to education in Texas generally: www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

Today in the news! Monkey Morals Called Questionable! "Authorities Scramble to Contain Unknown Number of Loose Monkeys"

In case I die, this was the post. Yeah, a tiny dick move. It was an epifunny.

Clean Up On Aisle Nein Trump cares naught For the burdens of others And carries no burdens himself Burdens are for little people Marco, Pete, JD, Rubio, RFK Jr. All little people Trump makes them Carry his fetid burdens Like albatrosses around their necks

Shot: Headline - Trump celebrates Maduro’s capture, saying the high-risk operation proved the US has the ‘most fearsome’ military Chaser: The first rule of "fearsome military" fight club is you never talk about "fearsome military" fight club. President Tiny Hands compensating for his....hands.

Hate to break it to everyone, but the Epstein files released today will contain precisely nothing. They have had time to delete or obfuscate all relevant information. I guarantee Trump told his cronies to "give them nothing". And they dutifully comply.

The Pakled Presidency One episode from Star Trek Next Generations introduced us to a race of creatur... Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/yhliUDUnuT