“The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is-“

“How’s my favorite moth doing?!” She’s spinning around

She lunges out of the fountain to hug her “IIIICCCCAAAARRRUUUUSSSS!”

“Uuggh…” She’s floating in a fountain now.

CHOWDA!!!! ⠀ MASCULINE WOMEN GOT ME ACTIN UNWISE

“Today’s the day to make some steaks…” She’s sharpening wooden lances

“Seeing Eve’s new outfit is making me think of horns that look like twintails.” She’s shuffling cards to stop herself from drawing that.

“These are the new heroes of all time.”

“HES WHAT?!”

“Man I had such a good nap…huh? What’s with this packet of- …OH GOD DAMMIT THE TEMPEST!”

Unbelievable. So you're our Great Hero, come to us from another world, Kiran.

Walking in with a large, mayonnaise drowned sandwich “Man, having a day to make subs was a great idea. I’m sure I missed a ton of uncomfortable conversations.”

“I think I found your sister.”

Princess Corrin has stepped away from the group and is practicing her cheers earnestly on her own. Professor Byleth notices her and gently offers some guidance. #FEHeroes #FireEmblem

Ripping out her cloaked form like that one werewolf image “GOD I FUCKING NEED MORE RAAAAAAAAGGH!”

The scary looking bone monster is buttering toast with its knife hand. Hopefully this doesn’t spread germa

“Yeah, you and every other person in the area…” She finally is able to reach for her pocket and fires a gun from it, ripping through her pants leg. She didn’t have time to aim a good shot and just went for the chest

She rolls away and transforms “What the fuck is your deal?! I had assassins on my ass before and even they weren’t this persistent!”

She goes to kick her off and tries to keep the hands away from her neck “Get off me!”

She’s holding up the mirror like that will stop her “AAAAAAAAH!”

“I dunno.” Holding up a mirror to her face

[Echoing like Pamela Vorhees] “Yes Alfonse, kill them all. They deserve to die.”

I am used to loss. Do not deprive me from the joy of ever having #fireemblem #sayriki #yuri

Oh hey she’s disappearing too-

“After Pride Month All Gays Must Return to Mother Earth.” Starts slowly transforming into a tombstone with this on it

“Is this…Nina from the well adjusted timeline?” (heard as: Niles is not her dad timeline)

“If I gotta deal with one more insane magical creature that’s on the roster of Universal Movie Monsters, I will fumigate this entire world.”

“I eat my sandwiches like a therapy horse playing keyboard.”

“Mitosis.” OH GOD THERES TWO OF THEM!

“There is something in my water supply making crocodiles into people.”

“I am in my 20s, I am not going to take being called old by a magical girl I’m going to go play something on my Wii. Nina is summoner for the day. Do not get me unless Fimbulvetr is here.”

“No More Magical Girls in Askr I can’t believe I have to propose that law but I am.”

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒚 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒘𝒂𝒎𝒑 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒑 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈

Magic: The Gathering won't save you, but the sword lesbians might, if they feel like it

“AAAAAAAH! FUCK!” She felt a bruise dorm, but the pain didn’t lessen. It felt like a bad cramp all over her body, as the arm reared back and began to slam Ophelia into the ground over and over again “Stop it! Stop!” The sentence was for the both of them

“No! No I’m not gonna roll over and die!” Her legs locked up as the other part took control, grabbing her by the throat and slamming the ghost into the ground “Oh fuck, oh fuck what’s going on?!”

She felt her collar pop back and rip, but just abandoned the jacket, stab wounds and ice marks finally visible to the air as she continued to run, not even realizing a mask was forming in the back of her head

“Shit shit shit!” She sat up and began to scramble away, not wanting to get stabbed again “Fjorm, help if you are here!”

“NINA, EVE, RANULF, FUCKING SOMEBODY HELP!” Eventually she drops through a window and lands in some dirt to muffle the impact.

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!” She’s running away as fast as her untrained Legs will take her

"Have we tried god rodding the murder ghost? Like, orbital striking 'em?"

“…Guys, the murder ghost is aura farming-“

“Oh man I missed you…” Flashing a dirty look at Neiryn before rocking back and forth mid hug like she would evaporate.

“I need that armor.”

“It’s apparently girl’s love day, so I guess I need to get into the role.” @robinhoodyaoi.bsky.social is getting cornered the first chance she can get.

((For those that remember me horribly mischaracterizing Fjorm, here is her Expy.