“Oh my god I get it now.”

“Yes you. Fae magic can do a lot more than Sobek’s stuff, and every time I try something with her it becomes Power Word Cheese.”

𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒌 , 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 , 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆

@nothingtogein.bsky.social “Anne, I think Fjorm got into the ranch dressing and is using it for ominous rituals again. What would be your rate to exercise her?”

I'd like to introduce you to our summoner, Kiran.

“…You know what, sure?” She’s awkwardly walking toward the bar, attempting to ignore her crashout.

“YOU ARE RIGHT BECAUSE THE SUN IS A MAN WHORE! …Jesus, I need a drink…”

((Starter call is made by Rex

“Pogopogopogopogopogo-“

She looks exhausted and she just woke up. She doesn’t even realize she’s still clutching a brachyosaurus plushie “Mmh…”

“Do you think Feh has followed people for Millenia? I do, and here’s my 10 page thesis on why Feh is in fact every tutorial from the past 20 years.”

“Ya know what Sanguine? You can do that pouty shit all you want He still WAS IN MY FUCKING BLOOD UNDER A FAKE NAME, FOR LITERAL YEARS!”

This is why Robin had to kill Grima

“Keep him in jail. Keep him in jail FOREEEEEVEEEEEEER!”

“NO! NO! IM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN I ALREADY GOTTA DEAL WITH RAGANROK, FUCK OFF AND DIE!” She’s throwing the gun at her head now

No hesitation, no mercy-

“What the fuck is happening back home?”

“Just making sure…saw Lif earlier and he said something about how we arent Allie’s I’d like to be with all this Ragnarok business at least.”

“…What’s with the look?” Luckily nothing about the summoner indicated ill will…or that she was preparing to counter an attack

“Oh thank god…” She sighs and leans against a wall nearby.

No! To think I'd serve Hel... Have you lost your mind?

“Oh I’m in TURBO danger.”

“…Just did some psychic damage. That’s all.” She was NOT going to explain that horror to a realm free of the internet’s tyranny. “How have you been?”

“…On one hand, hello it’s nice to see you On the other, please never say that again for my sake, or anyone else’s. Please.”

“ASH!”

COMPUTER PULL UP A CHERISHED FAMILY PHOTO OF HAL AND MARRON. NOW ISOLATE HAL’S PHASE AND ENABLE HIS FACIAL HAIR AS A CLIMBABLE SURFACE

“Fair point, you would probably just sit on a park bench with a massive newspaper to hide…” She snickered, thinking of Inspector Gadget for some reason.

“Nina, sweetie…” She puts a hand on her shoulder “Either it was going to become normalized or every one of your hiding spots would be boarded up.”

“Can you scare my enemies for me? Because this sound effective.”

Hello. This is Miyamoto speaking on behalf of Nintendo. I've come to ask you for $5 so I can make The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 2. Please leave it under your pillow and I will personally collect it tonight.

I think I’m gonna take a break from roleplay At least for a bit. I’m not quitting but I’m worried about what I’m doing. I’m afraid I’m just gonna have only Eli and Forde’s writing forever, and that hurts to think about I’ll still use this account for personal thoughts and the Media post for now

“I figured at the very least they would have done what actual knights did and have a tower that just drops poop onto whoever is below.”

“WAIT YOU PISS IN HOLES?! WHAT THE HELL, DO YOU NEED HELP WITH PLUMBING LIKE YOU DO WITH URINALS?!”

“Guy the 3 stars I keep summoning are getting the Amino Green color to them. I think we gotta clean Breidablik.”

“So turns out I just can’t have weed at all. Something involving the cocoon form and it fucking up my biology. I got a note and everything.” The note looks like a toddler wrote it, but it’s real.

“Yeah, that’s…how it normally that way…r-right?”

“You look cool like that. A lot less cool when everything appears to be bleeding, but cool none the less.”

She chose the wrong night to try and use Edibles, just staring in Eve’s general direction “…I…I think I need an adult Or a blanket. Maybe both.”

“I’m honestly amazed this came out as good as it did!”

“I am a Disney princess now. Anyone that says otherwise will be forced to sit Garfield for a week.”

“Where’s the tweet Eve.”

I consider cheese the greatest gift to man, and dedicate my life to eating it. Scour the world for new cheesy treats, and I'll see you rewarded accordingly. -Cheese Lover (Echoes)

She just walks up and hands her a sticky note, sticking it to the inside of her brim It reads ‘if you read this you will spontanously vomit rats for 5 minutes’

“DO NOT DO THAT OR I SEND IN Jerry.”

“Would you all believe me if I said the existence of this character lead to me trying to animate with PowerPoint?”

Active visual of Casey’s office:

The future I know no longer exists. We live in a future that you made possible, Kiran. -Gullveig (Heroes)

She’s Jojo Posing on top of the Aether keep in her sleep, How she is not falling is a miracle.

Whatever happens, happens. -Forde (Heroes)

“I just realized I have Totally Spies on DVD. I can show people in Askr it and watch in real time as it acts like agent orange.”