my dad’s been in the hospital for 10 days but look who came to visit,!!!

after years of work i finally figured out how to make the Sopranos logo even cooler

can’t wait for thanksgiving where i’ll have to explain more than once why the menendez brothers are married and i’m not

my ideal man

moms be like “no that’s my emotional support eldest daughter”

“diet coke will kill you!!!!” thanks i know that’s why i drink it

staying on twitter makes me feel like the guy they found jacking off in pompeii after vesuvius erupted