Tomorrow...

Breeder gave him his first bath I'm a little pissed off I wanted to be the one to give him his first bath but hey c'est la vie I guess God damn it this woman is trampling over me every fucking 5 seconds dude I want a bond with him nope feeds him dried beef lung I want to give him his first bath nope

GOD GODMOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT MY FUCKING CORGI BREEDER IS BRIBING MY FUCKING PUPPY WITH HIGH VALUE FOOD TREATS BEFORE HE GETS HERE MAKING HER HIS PRIMARY LOVE SOURCE GOD FUCKING DAMN HER BITCH FUCKING FUCK HER I'M NOT GETTING ANOTHER PUPPY FROM HER AND I'M PUTTING A BEWARE ON HER ASS

This is scrap they are my true self I designed them to be me 100% art by me! ( First picture is with her husband!)

These are the three new photos from the breeder if you look closely Loki has hetrachromia his left eye is blue and his right eye is brown I am geeked over how gorgeous this dog is! ❤️

Also there's a very personal reason why I haven't docked his tail as is Corgi breed standard apparently what you (keep reinforcing) I will not keep reinforcing the mutilation of an animal for any kind of appearance standards I hate that so he in a very punk way has an undocked tail as a big middle

So when my husband and I were living with my tyrant of a egg donor she was like Benson and we were like Mordecai and Rigby so much that we used to do that fucking talk in sync thing and then the oooooohh at the end we still do but I'm just saying don't be a Benson 🤣

I've kind of noticed in the furry fandom and pretty much anything furry adjacent, fish and sea creatures that are not like sentient (not including sea lions stuff like that) are often used as food like I've noticed a lot in furry adjacent media this trope.

I have to say one more thing about this really cool polar bear monster thing it would be really cool to see this in like a liminal space like horror game set in Antarctica or something that would be really cool like this thing just comes barreling at you out of the white tundra

CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE : Find a new best friend within driving distance. Level' fucking impossible

Sick could you imagine running into that thing at night bro I would shit myself and piss myself and probably die

I kind of need a sewing machine now

I hate dealing with dog breeders in general but this dog breeder is starting to piss me off telling me that she's going to give me a refund of the $200 I put down on my corgi because I'm dissatisfied with him being 1/4 dachshund like excuse me you marketed him as a corgi of course

My Corgi he is 3 weeks old now!

The Game

So I went back to Twitter just to you know check on things? Well I still have 440 followers and no one gives a fuck that I left lol

So goddamn grumpy 😍 (Pictures from the breeder)

DARTARIAN HAS HIS EYES OPEN!!( Picture from the breeder! 😍)

Out of all of his siblings D'Artagnan is the one that is sleeping on his back like a goober 🤣🥺

Something about Ghost I really like he may have icy blue eyes but he does absolutely love crunching ICE with his sharp jaws just remember just because he's an angle biter doesn't mean he won't bite your ankles ICE!

New pictures of d'artanian from the breeder I just put my first $200 payment on him I'm so excited he's fucking gorgeous He's Georgina!

The newest picture from the breeder of D'Artanion! ❤️

I shouldn't show you guys these photos but this is my Corgi D'Artagnan and he's got a fucking Pac-Man on his goddamn chest I'm so fucking excited as an avid gamer holy shit and this was one of my first games that I played and was really good at but look at him he's so cute (photo from breeder)

Husbands 💖 @bjornbernard28.bsky.social

Okay but he doesn't laugh 🤣

I actually bought all of the books at my local library for $2 for all of them back when that would have costed me over $100 in the early 2000 for all of the books together also the best use of technology is this

Hi I would like to say something to all of you inquisitive dog goes out there I don't sugar coat anything I don't filter my words I don't filter what I say I fully say what is on my mind if you can't handle that you need to either don't talk to me or learn to take what I say with a grain of salt

That's right I'm open for commissions!

When I say daddy this is what I mean

This morning I find myself facing a bureaucratic phone call I'm glad I'm a little stoned but I wouldn't be handling my anxiety very well if I wasn't.

I stole this so if you are the original artist sorry but this fits my body type my skin color and me all together too much not to steal

DON'T STOP REPOSTING THIS KEEP YOURSELVES INFORMED !!!

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so not that anybody cares but this is my species that I designed and it's supposed to be a reference sheet base for people to use but nobody was interested in my species so it just kind of sits here in my stuff folder

every time I see reptiles especially snakes with titties this is what I think of

Protect the teddy bears protect trans men! 💖

It shouldn't be a shock to anybody but I'm getting a Corgi I'm putting a $200 down payment on him at the end of this month and once I finish paying him off in the 3 months leading up to me coming to get him I will finally receive my destiny 22 years in the making of owning a Corgi ❤️

I think it's really funny to me how y'all stole my design in my concept and then don't even fucking use it You fucking posers!

This is Ghost he is my true sona and that's all you get from me art by me character belongs to me 👻 (This is the original Ghost hunting Ghost markings dog so eat that ❤️)

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This is now a once in a lifetime photo that was on my grandma's former front gate to her house on her porch she's no longer alive and no longer has that house but that spider this picture means so much more now

Haven't been in the best of moods lately that's my grandma there she was my birthday buddy she was September 12th I'm September 11th I guess I have no one to share my birthday with anymore. Rip Grandma ❤️

mind [🧠] over matter [🫀]

Oh look it me

We just met.

so this is a decades old art piece this took me a total of actually 6 years to complete by the time it was finished it was already by the time I was finished it was already 2016 this is called a day at the park Not a lot of people know this but I used to be a huge brony and I'm getting back into it.

Haven't been in the best of moods lately that's my grandma there she was my birthday buddy she was September 12th I'm September 11th I guess I have no one to share my birthday with anymore. Rip Grandma ❤️

My babies ❤️

I really need a nap I just found out my grandma died holy shit..