I will never really interact with furries who are too worried about what I shove into what place Like if you are too worried about what person is using what dildo you need to reevaluate your life and go to therapy for real Like if I want to fuck an alien dick I will.

New #adoptable opossum designs! First come, first serve!! Leave a comment with your claim, and I'll DM you the invoice. Then, I'll send a transparent PNG image file! You'll have 24 hours to pay otherwise the opossums will go back up for adoption! P■yp■l only! DM me if you have any questions.

April fools I have been a rabbit this whole time

April fools!!! 🤣

So I am proud to say this but all of my pets are rescues 100% rescues rescued from backyard breeders situations or rescued from pet stores like I know that doesn't sound as cool as it should but I make an appointment to make sure my babies are rescues

This is my true self I really wanted to do it with a rabbit I really wanted to be a rabbit but every time I make a rabbit I turn them into a cabitt so Mocha is here to stay he/they are my true Sona I just like being a cat ❤️

Holy fucking shit why is it whenever I get a little bit of recognition in the fandom one of my crazy exes has to come out of the woodwork and like bring up something that happened 10 years ago bro fucking let it go I let you go I didn't even remember your fucking name 😂

Girlfriend spotted!

I kind of miss the days where people would make the mistake of talking to me too long and then I would psychoanalyze them and make them really uncomfortable I miss that

Getting this bunny ready for easter :)

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!! WHO'S WITH ME TO KILL SOME FUCKING ZOMBIES AND PEDOPHILES WE'LL START WITH THE PEDOPHILES AND THEN WE'LL KILL THE ZOMBIES OH WAIT THOSE ARE THE SAME THING😂😂😂

I know why I'm not making any money in this fandom it's because I'm biracial and y'all are a bunch of racist pieces of shit no fucking wonder I was friends with someone for 9 years and they didn't even commission me because they're a racist piece of shit there's the only explanation.

It's all over he's in my care and I had to block his breeder fucking insane bruja

Tomorrow...

Breeder gave him his first bath I'm a little pissed off I wanted to be the one to give him his first bath but hey c'est la vie I guess God damn it this woman is trampling over me every fucking 5 seconds dude I want a bond with him nope feeds him dried beef lung I want to give him his first bath nope

GOD GODMOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT MY FUCKING CORGI BREEDER IS BRIBING MY FUCKING PUPPY WITH HIGH VALUE FOOD TREATS BEFORE HE GETS HERE MAKING HER HIS PRIMARY LOVE SOURCE GOD FUCKING DAMN HER BITCH FUCKING FUCK HER I'M NOT GETTING ANOTHER PUPPY FROM HER AND I'M PUTTING A BEWARE ON HER ASS

This is scrap they are my true self I designed them to be me 100% art by me! ( First picture is with her husband!)

These are the three new photos from the breeder if you look closely Loki has hetrachromia his left eye is blue and his right eye is brown I am geeked over how gorgeous this dog is! ❤️

Also there's a very personal reason why I haven't docked his tail as is Corgi breed standard apparently what you (keep reinforcing) I will not keep reinforcing the mutilation of an animal for any kind of appearance standards I hate that so he in a very punk way has an undocked tail as a big middle

So when my husband and I were living with my tyrant of a egg donor she was like Benson and we were like Mordecai and Rigby so much that we used to do that fucking talk in sync thing and then the oooooohh at the end we still do but I'm just saying don't be a Benson 🤣

I've kind of noticed in the furry fandom and pretty much anything furry adjacent, fish and sea creatures that are not like sentient (not including sea lions stuff like that) are often used as food like I've noticed a lot in furry adjacent media this trope.

I have to say one more thing about this really cool polar bear monster thing it would be really cool to see this in like a liminal space like horror game set in Antarctica or something that would be really cool like this thing just comes barreling at you out of the white tundra

CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE : Find a new best friend within driving distance. Level' fucking impossible

Sick could you imagine running into that thing at night bro I would shit myself and piss myself and probably die

I kind of need a sewing machine now

I hate dealing with dog breeders in general but this dog breeder is starting to piss me off telling me that she's going to give me a refund of the $200 I put down on my corgi because I'm dissatisfied with him being 1/4 dachshund like excuse me you marketed him as a corgi of course

My Corgi he is 3 weeks old now!

The Game

So I went back to Twitter just to you know check on things? Well I still have 440 followers and no one gives a fuck that I left lol

So goddamn grumpy 😍 (Pictures from the breeder)

DARTARIAN HAS HIS EYES OPEN!!( Picture from the breeder! 😍)

Out of all of his siblings D'Artagnan is the one that is sleeping on his back like a goober 🤣🥺

Something about Ghost I really like he may have icy blue eyes but he does absolutely love crunching ICE with his sharp jaws just remember just because he's an angle biter doesn't mean he won't bite your ankles ICE!

New pictures of d'artanian from the breeder I just put my first $200 payment on him I'm so excited he's fucking gorgeous He's Georgina!

The newest picture from the breeder of D'Artanion! ❤️

I shouldn't show you guys these photos but this is my Corgi D'Artagnan and he's got a fucking Pac-Man on his goddamn chest I'm so fucking excited as an avid gamer holy shit and this was one of my first games that I played and was really good at but look at him he's so cute (photo from breeder)

Husbands 💖 @bjornbernard28.bsky.social

Okay but he doesn't laugh 🤣

I actually bought all of the books at my local library for $2 for all of them back when that would have costed me over $100 in the early 2000 for all of the books together also the best use of technology is this

Hi I would like to say something to all of you inquisitive dog goes out there I don't sugar coat anything I don't filter my words I don't filter what I say I fully say what is on my mind if you can't handle that you need to either don't talk to me or learn to take what I say with a grain of salt

That's right I'm open for commissions!

When I say daddy this is what I mean

This morning I find myself facing a bureaucratic phone call I'm glad I'm a little stoned but I wouldn't be handling my anxiety very well if I wasn't.

I stole this so if you are the original artist sorry but this fits my body type my skin color and me all together too much not to steal

DON'T STOP REPOSTING THIS KEEP YOURSELVES INFORMED !!!

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so not that anybody cares but this is my species that I designed and it's supposed to be a reference sheet base for people to use but nobody was interested in my species so it just kind of sits here in my stuff folder