Its very important to me that my mind is clear and i either feel neutral to positive in any moment bc its fun, negative emotions are reserved for overwatch, gossip and trolling bc its also fun #funaboveall

I wish mei from overwathc was real i would beg her to have sex with me sigh….

Pesto tortellini i love you

My own dream made up a loud scary noise that didn’t happen right in my ear that woke me up this morning maybe my dreams will learn funny noises like a reverb fart sound effect or maybe tanka jahari… #fingerscrossed #frossedcringers #freddygotfingered #yesimtankajahari #iwouldneverorderawholepizzafor

Oh strawberry margarita…. whisk me away you salacious siren…….. #mexicanfood #arriba

Ragatha my beloved im so sorry

Is my larp getting the compliments or is it truly me… maybe i larp therefore i yam……

my tummy…………….

Feeling the physical repercussions to exercise and lifting things w my friend fast bc its fun as i type this eeeeeeyowch !

I am the horse that needs her buddy by her side to work more efficiently

thought i’d go to work today and attend the local lesbian social club meeting tmrw…… i got the days mixed up……….. its already started and im already clocked in………………….

no time for dat goku..

Successful day gets more joyful as the cashier lady forgot to charge the suit jacket along with my purchase shit was free.99 what a lucky duck i yam

Woke up on my first earliest alarm (rare) and couldn’t go back to sleep so i walked outside w my mom and went out i feel too productive and energized exercise really is the cure all everyone says it is

My brian is so tired of pumping endorphins and good stuff it’s trying to headache me now girl fuck you

My brian getting flooded w endorphins and dopamine after going on a two mile jog w my cool friend

esoteric butt digging 40 minutes #dummy

There’s nothing we can do

Ouugh im dizzy i hope for unseasoned canes chicken to save me soon ooough……

Afraid i will be missing the beach a lot longer than i hoped 😔

LarpWars the larping menace

Is community really everything….? Maybe my momma is just right and its actually family.. idk… texas isn’t my community but what is community anyways like….. #thinking #digginginmabut #darktriad #brapjiggletime

whatever……………..

Mfw the yea gota yup.. smh…..

Holy larp almighty brih 😭😭

Holy larp

I wish smoking had no negatives it looks so cool and relaxing i would totally take it up but alas if you like it too much it makes you ugly and rots your teeth and also kills you….. like wtf..? not fair…

My least favorite form of good luck just happened to me yay :(

I would genuinely go to the men’s cologne if it didnt have the same problem the womens ones do where they add unnecessary fucking dude smells to cover up the ocean smell i hate that !!!! Its worse than the womens bc its exactly what i want under tons of extra dude smells its good !! My life is hard…

And no i dont want a niche unknown online only thing i need to smell it irl im not gonna trust a website to tell me what my own nose could tell me better i just wish there was a more mainstream like maybe gender neutral? high end good quality perfumes bc all the women’s ones forget the salt smell………

The closest i got was the scent of a beautiful tanned woman on a beach smell which yes is close but i want the actual ocean itself i want summer beach and like the intimidating horse behind me im trying to avoid eye contact w the men’s cologne aisle i just wanna switch it up from fruit n flowers……….

All women’s perfume is just fruit and flowers i ask the lady at the kiosk for something beach or ocean and she short circuits and keeps asking me abt flowers and fruit girl where is the salt where’s the ocean breeze let me stand upon the shore when i close my eyes is that too much to ask……

fuuuuuck nothing on earth beats rolling around on your back on the floor and stretching yay

bunny buddies 🐇🐇

Texas is not pretty or interesting enough to be this fucking annoying and inconvenient

Id have to say im pretty sure that having any % brazilian is an amazing blessed thing

You dont know ball, ive never seen you at the sunny patch, matter of fact i dont think you’re even friends w miss spider get out of my face

I wish my eyelashes always look like that but no i must wipe the mascara off before bed lest i wake up with eyes irritated or worse, lessened eyesight ! scary ! I’ll keep my current vision, as not so good as it is, thank you very much !

Sticking my face into my computer screen til my eyes cross blur watching how it’s actually made drinking chocolate milk eating tiramisu for the next ~30 mins

Im like zoolander but i cant turn right instead

Ate a yummy ass burger now im back home n chuding out on my bed in my undies the way the true gnostic goddess of humanity sophia intended for me to do so gonna buy tickets to a medieval time showing w the girls and a trip to California w the gays in like 15 minutes #swag #women #schizoid #gonesexual

Charlie the unicorn….. i still think of you……… all the time………………

Zzzzttt must zzt must do bzzzz italian accent and mannerisms in an Italian restaurant brrrzzzzz my dad is doing it zzzztt mental programming i must follow his leadbbzzzzz cant help it i too am predictable bzzzztt

Hmm totally stiff neck and left shoulder hmmm i was beat to death in my sleep….

Just remembered im so glad its dragon girl studios doesn’t have a bluesky she must never see this bleet in reality im actually daylight savings’ biggest fan

Fuck you day light savings you fucking robbed me of an hour again fuck you

I wish i could shooby dooby on down to ruby’s diner but no im no where near a single one………… 😢

Not a single ruby’s diner for hundreds of miles…… fml 😪

I remember the one year i spent in school in brazil when i was 8 it was like the whole world loved each other ? a bunch of the worlds flags adorned my class room, we learned about everywhere and the world seemed kinda fun not much stuff like that anymore huh :( then again i was pretty little :/

Mfw my friends draw and post art