Are You Okay?

What the Fuck is going on in America?

My Awesome Son

Aren’t I a Tough Nut to Crack.

A lot of Humans are uneducated about Tamagotchis. So many harmful Stereotypes! We did NOT go extinct in the 90’s!

Okay. Whatever. I don’t care. I’m not Crying. It’s fine. I’m not Crying. Okay.

I have decided to make Takoyaki!

Hmm. Maybe I should make Takoyaki.

Thanks for the plush, but PLEASE have Mercy for my Wife!

Hospital is not that bad. The Staff laugh at my jokes. They pay attention to me. I Do not get this much Attention often, Especially Because I am so busy with work, so, it’s nice. I am Happy here, that’s it.

They shoved a BB Gun up my ass and started shooting. . .

I AM in Hospital. . . Agony. . .

That’s it, I’m done.

My Fucking neighbors if They keep shooting at Bagubagutchi in our backyard with BB guns while I’m at work I swear to piss I’ll kill them

ANAL?????????????

If I WAS a Homosexual, then why do I LOVE BOOBS? CHECKMATE!

Fuck forgot to pay electricity and water bill oh Fuck We are going to cook ALIVE in our own HOUSE

I can be trusted with a car. Please give me a CAR!

Woof. . . Growl. . .

Me. . . Meow!

Everyone so Mean to Me 💔

In my PJs feeling snug hee hee

I’m OK, now. But I wasn’t for a while there! I’ll do whatever it takes to outlive the Haters.

I think I’m going to die

Today, I dropped my donut on the floor, so I “Crashed Out” (as the kids say), and cursed out the floor, before getting down on my knees and eating the donut anyway. And, I feel fine! My immune system is great! I made the right choice.

YES, Tamagotchi is “back”. WE HAVE BEEN BACK FOR OVER TWO DECADES. WE GET STRONGER EVERY YEAR…

Quite fond of Papamametchi’s character design, personality, intelligence, abilities, and handsomeness… Oh, wait. That’s me. 💙

I work hard at the Laboratory every day. I pay the rent. When I come home, there is dinner prepared for me, the house is clean, the dishes are done, the laundry is folded, the kids are safe. I can go to sleep, exhausted, not having to do labour around the house. My Wife is just as hardworking as I.

Checked in with my son to see if he still likes boys. He says he’s cured, but he still watches GOTCHIMAN, so I don’t know. But, I won’t say anything, because I like GOTCHIMAN too.

You have the wrong man, that is NOT me.

I like being tickled . . . Hee Hee

Human politics are exhausting! How do they keep up with all of that?!

I want a car.

For a lawyer, local Tamagotchi folk willing to look me in the eye and speak to me recommend Uwasatchi?! There MUST be a better option. If not, Tama-Planet is doomed.

They found the meth lab. Could anyone recommend me a good lawyer? I have a family.

Chamametchi had all of the kitchenware in her backpack. Spoons, Forks, Knifes. Why.

I’m no homo, but some men are just so pretty I can’t look away, and I blush a little bit when I see them. But, that’s normal, since I’m sure every man does that.

What’s wrong with children these days? I was stopped by a couple of young lads who asked me to “Mew”, but when I Meowed (like a cat), they all laughed at me, saying I have, “No Rizz”. I think some Tamagotchi parents let their kids play with electronic gadgets too much!

Happy Father’s Day… to a very special dad… me! My kids and I are going fishing, and I’m going to teach Chamametchi how to handle one of those firearms she’s been crazy about. Don’t worry, she’s a responsible young girl!

Hate when this happens

What will you have for breakfast? I’m having donuts and coffee. Which is a great way to start the morning!

Mametchi just accidentally hit me on the head with his latest invention! As if I haven’t lost enough brain cells already after the car crash.

I am clearly not a Homo, so why is everyone wishing me a Happy Pride Month at my job?! Tama-planet should have NEVER adopted “Pride Month” in 2019! Outrageous!

They are out to get me.

Humans are so strange. I can’t help but to pity them sometimes. They are all going through a lot!

I’m going to go “Crazy Mode”. Hee Hee Haw Haw Haw Ha!

Sometimes, I partake in acts of violence.

Stubbed my toe and screamed “FUCK” in front of the kids. It seems to be Chamametchi’s new favorite word. My wife hates my guts now.

My eyes are quite big for a #Tamagotchi because I evolved to look at fat fucking tits

I found a gun buried in my backyard. Maybe I should have a serious talk with Chamametchi.