Gives a whole new meaning to "don't poke the bear".

The common thread of most separatists is that they seem to believe they get to decide what the rest of Canada will do. It doesn't work that way. Alberta separatists claim independence means holding onto a Canadian passport. We asked legal experts | Radio-Canada.ca share.google/EyEzbSdcMCuN...

I'd rather leave the moon alone and yeet him into the sun.

Meet my nervous system doppelganger.

It’s the puppy herder’s first day on the job and the sheep understood the assignment with being supportive and encouraging.

In a 1991 Sesame Street blooper reel, Robin Williams showed Elmo that a stick can be anything—especially if you’re Robin Williams. Love Elmo and Mr. ROBINS !

No, seriously? WTF???

@chrisnayler.bsky.social Hi Christine, could you PM me? I've been following the article post on Facebook. I just want to check to make sure you're doing ok.

Three hours and 15 minutes of sleep before the trucks and motorcycles started roaring down Island Highway. Why exactly do we have noise bylaws again if no one bothers to enforce them? @townofviewroyal.bsky.social Can't sell and get out of here fast enough!!!

White Rabbits, White Rabbits! Have a great June.

He will sleep till noon but before it's dark, he'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park 🎶

I've picked up a very nasty case of "tech neck". After reading various comment sections online this morning, I'm thinking I should be grateful I won't be online quite as much for a while.

Today's goal for the "moving project" is to shred all the old stuff that gets tossed into a bookcase shelf when company comes. I lack the words to express how much I dislike unsolicited mail addressed to me!!!!

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

Someone has put up an umbrella over the goose nest at the pond round the corner from me to protect it from the heat and I think this is the sweetest thing ever. It’s possibly the pub next to the pond that has done it not sure. I will miss this place when we move 🪿 🐣❤️♥️🥰

@chrisnayler.bsky.social Today's press conference was so emotional and well done. Thank you for all your work on our behalf. Here's to hoping this is actioned promptly for all of us. You were great!

And so it begins with hope that the House of Commons will finally act on an 8-year-old report. So many of us are gone and won't hear the acknowledgement of what we, first mothers, birth mothers, were put through. www.cpac.ca/a-la-une/l-e...

Tulips in Netherlands .

Danielle Smith paraphrased: I'm not a separatist, now listen while I use incendiary language that will inflame even more hate directed at the rest of Canada. 🤬

I love how Poilievre has suddenly become the "PM in waiting" as opposed to the "Loyal" Leader of the Opposition. 🙄

I'm on Gander now, same name... different place. 😉 pnwislandelle.gander.social

I could be wrong, but I think those qualities are the reason CBS and the rest of the Republican Cabal had his ass canned. I also think Stephen Colbert untethered is going to be twice as good as Stephen Colbert living under CBS's roof.

The sound of ocean waves works well for people who try box breathing to manage anxiety but lose concentration. Breathe in with the incoming wave, hold while the wave is on the shore, breathe out when the wave returns to the tide. Repeat with each wave.

So I received my invitation to @gandersocial.ca. I've followed all the prompts, received 3 codes on 3 separate attempts to verify. Clicked to confirm my email. Every attempt takes me to a notice that Gander is by invitation only. I e-mailed you the issue. Still waiting, so not an impressive start.

You know if cats ever evolve to having opposable thumbs they will only keep enough humans alive to manufacture stuff that makes them feel happy.

I've always loved this painting but I truly appreciated Monet after I had cataracts removed. After he had his removed he reworked many of his paintings because of the remarkable colour loss he experienced. But I prefer his muted works. They relax me.

If you've ever wondered what philosophy 101 was like, download ChatGPT and start a discussion about where the Hell we went off the rails in today's society. AI scares the Hell out of me, but this was fun. I wish I'd had this when I was writing essays in University, maybe Plato would have made sense.

Ladies, gifting this article. Please take the time to read it I was diagnosed with Stage 3 ovarian cancer when I was 27 years old. (Yes, 27. You read that right) They told me it would probably kill me. It almost did. Thankful to be alive more than 40 yrs later Don’t ignore the symptoms

1 Canadian tests positive for hantavirus in Island Heath region cheknews.ca/1-person-tes...

Danielle Smith has cutsied herself into that tiny space between a rock and a hard place. The UCP will fire her ass if she doesn't dance to their tune and she knows it. Absolutely zero sympathy for this manipulative example of the worst in today's politicians.

Some days I just sit and cry for what our world has become and I'm not even from the United States...although truthfully I can't think of any place anymore where the privilege, racism, bigotry, misogyny, and pure hatred, haven't destroyed us.

I find it more than slightly ignorant that Alberta and Saskatchewan were in talks about a pipeline going through British Columbia with Ottawa but British Columbia was not included in any of the talks. And I'm not even anti-pipeline!

My favourite hour of the day is the blue hour, between sunset and darkness. It's so peaceful. youtu.be/LkY6aTw6eWg?...

Amber alert has been cancelled.

Looks like a gold pile of 🐂💩 which is close enough to the golden calf that was deemed idolatry to me.

i also want to remember the mothers for whom the word was not allowed to become a verb: the birth mothers who have “placed” or “put up” their children for adoption, being told their “problem” was “solved” when really others’ problems were solved, while they were left with a child lost in the woods.

I'm going offline until Monday. My tolerance for the entire Mother's Day thing has grown very thin. Enjoy your Sunday.

I'm fed up with all these glowing, warm fuzzy messages about motherhood. First mothers, natural mothers, birthmothers, whatever you call us. We're not invisible the moment we provide the commodity the adoption crowd are begging for. Stop making us invisible and stop the Birthmothers day

Wait...this statute is real? I thought it was an AI-generated hoax. And a pastor blessed it? What is in that Kool-Aid they're all drinking? youtube.com/shorts/5gyOA...

Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.

The crayfish version of getting out of Spanx at the end of a long day.

My cat thinks I'm a great Mom...the 3 puncture wounds on my hand where she bit me the other day prove it...but somehow these flowers arrived today anyway.

If I were living back in Alberta, my home province, lived half my life, I'd have Canadian flags on everything. Time to show the separatists that there are consequences for their actions. 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦

Almost too late to get the best of the dogwoods, but better late than never.

I think I'll send a copy of this to my municipality's town hall. I'd love to live where this is happening!

Mental health break!

Seriously grateful for a cool breeze off the ocean. Tomorrow the AC will be running. Who cares that it's only the first week in May.