We aim to please! Sometimes clients can find the legal process a stressful time so why should we make it worse? Let me take you out to dinner! Let me take you home afterwards! Let me GO PLEASE DON’T EAT ME JUST YET WE HAVE A HEARING IN THE MORNING OH DEAR THAT COSTS MONEY!

Good morning clients and would be clients! Tell me, what law firm do you know that would work through the weekend to satiate your hunger? Just me! I’ll be with you soon to continue our casework. And if you want to apply for a job, why not? We’re getting bigger! This could be you!

Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃💀 Art by @uslurpart.bsky.social

In a courtroom this poor lady could be called a “monster” who “lures victims to their demise”. I choose to say this lady is a “hero” who “just needs some company, maybe a meal afterwards”. I promise to always stand up for the victim, even if the victim in this case ate someone!

Look, I get it. You’re hungry, you’re disgruntled, nobody wants to be talking to a lawyer. In my old firm we had tons of interns and secretaries you could chow down on. But please. I beg of you. Stop trying to eat me! I am on YOUR SIDE. If you eat me, BAD THINGS HAPPEN.

I cannot stress enough, the lunch break is for me and not my clients. So please stop chasing me during lunch, I’m already hungry and I’m getting tired!

Justice may be blind, but that doesn’t stop it from being hungry too! If you hunger for excellent legal administration and want to help a struggling lawyer, feel free to come on down to my office! It’s just next to the strip mall. Yeah, not in the strip mall yet, it’s…yeah…

When I struck out to start a firm by myself, I knew it would be tough. But as we all know, the toughest meal can be chewed and eaten with enough persistence. I believe this is the start of- Oh god I LOCKED MYSELF OUT AGAIN COME ON Hello? Anyone? Uh… N…nevermind. Sleeping in the car again…

THE GILDED QUEEN THE EMPRESS OF VOLOMON JEZEBEL OF VAPOCRYPHA

CW: Bones Even with her innate ability to smelt a living person into slop, she occasionally finds a morsel who manages to give her a bit of trouble.... Never for long though ~ oh and of course, more busty 'yeen as busty yeen is best 'yeen.... Art - Seleor69 over on twitter

That one ssweaty, nerdy girl in the comic book store. Sssomehow, every time you ssee her, she'ss a richer, and a little heftier...~ You should ssay hi.~ - Feel free to DM! - Really ssuper horny on main. - Like 75% Pred~? - Looking to drain your wallet.~ - Art drawn or owned by me!

Thank god my name is correct here! Over on the hellsite it’s calling me Manfred. Can you believe that!?

Has this ever happened to you? A prey backs out of becoming your meal because they’re “scared”? Your boss fires you for “digesting the entire workforce”? You are called a “murderer” who “eats living things”? Don’t panic! Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore, is here for you!