Pizza quesadilla in the sandwich machine: ✅✅✅✅✅✅

I'm so glad that we all agreed as a society to bring back the good pepperoni

YOOOOOO I got into freeport fall festival! I think I got the worst location but ILL TAKE IT

Support local artists, let me use your bathroom

Over the weekend I got a booth at a market in Boston and signed a contract with a couple of stores in Freeport, I have suddenly gone from panicking about not having enough to do to panicking about having too much to do

I've been delaying my metamorphosis into Leopard Print Auntie because I only like jewel tones and look disgusting in browns and tans so imagine my joy upon finding this print at the goodwill

If Uncontrollable Urge doesn't get you just so fuckin stoked I don't have shit to say to you

GOOD THINGS ARE STILL POSSIBLE

Is this the year I become a Luxury Caftan Auntie

I'm trying to make a playlist of music to play in my booth at events but I turns out don't know any normie music. Can I just play Steve Winwood's Higher Love on repeat?

DIRIGOOOOOO! 🌟

I almost have to respect Dr Squatch's marketing strategy of being as offputting as possible

At Crispy Gai chanting WEIRD! RANCH! WEIRD! RANCH!

Anything can be a one-pot or sheet pan dinner if you're not a coward

In 2026 we're Human Spirit-maxxing youtu.be/XhJDswhtB8A?...

I tried to try on a pair of my new earrings but I don't think my ear holes work anymore

I like dogs just fine but there's demonstrably a chunk of the population that gets a dog and goes insane

It's 5 days past when decisions for yarmouth clam festival were supposed to go out and I've gotten my samples back, it'd sure be nice to know if I got in

Armageddon postponed, back to drilling pearls until I contract some kind of victorian lung disease

I will continue making my stupid little trinkets and you should too

I've been making these cute little stud earrings lately and I think they're nice

I love cottage cheese but the internet keeps doing horrible things to it

Ropa vieja crunchwrap in the sandwich gizmo = 👍👍👍👍👍👍

I don't really care what happens to my body after I die, my one non-negotiable is that I'm buried with a dagger forged from a meteorite like King Tut

My worst, lowest effort chowder is better than most restaurants in tourist guides

It's really funny how grandiose and beautiful City Hall is from the outside vs how dogshit it looks on the inside

Oh thank god it's not just me

Youtubers: Oh no data miners are coming to get you, who even knows how they found out so much about you, better use my promo code Same youtubers: You should link your bank account to this random app that analyzes all of your transactions and can make changes on your accounts

Sloppy Joe grilled cheese in the sandwich gadget: this is a good one

We should not have to know about any CEO

I attempted to make shrimp toast in my stupid grilled cheese machine

Can someone please tell the vintage resale zoomers that measuring garments and taking pictures is literally the entire job

I've officially applied to the yarmouth clam festival!!! I'm sending $500+ worth of merchandise for my jury evaluation so I hope I get it lol

I picked a good time to get mbmbam pilled bc I can't wait to hear the Munch Squad about this

Put him next to Tucci on Italian-American Mount Rushmore

It's only March and I've already done more applications than all of last year, I'm in big trouble if I get even half of them lol

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

My new banner didn't come with grommets so I had to buy a grommet kit and now I have like a million grommets. Does anyone need some grommets

Guess who just applied to five events and probably won't get any of them 🙃🙃🙃

Q is in the wrong part of the alphabet and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Tbf I think he's going to manage to catch parvo all on his own

I just saw my sports med dr for the first time in like 8 months and mentioned that my pt has brought up eds but I'm skeptical that I'm hypermobile, and she said "oh no you're for sure hypermobile, I knew that" like cool ok were you going to tell me???

I regret to inform you that one of my cousins did this with the bible (and posted it)

Jewel day!!!! I just got some fun aquamarines and very pretty citrines, now I just have to sell something so I can afford the rest of the necklace

We went to costco for the first time yesterday and their pastries have no business being this good. Why does this blueberry cheese kouign amann danish thing even exist

Dog at the olympics is what the world needed

Today I used my free will to make a egg-in-a-hole grilled ham & cheese in my stupid little sandwich machine

I bought an Instagram ad wish me luck

Oops I accidentally made a paitan chicken noodle soup