If it’s a lie, Trump will sue for defamation. If it’s real, he won’t, because doing so would force the Epstein files into the light. Either way, we’re about to learn something.

Oh look, Moody’s downgraded the U.S. But sure, tell me again how he’s a “business genius.”

Now, that's funny!

Pro tip from Germany, Canada and Australia to world leaders gearing up for an election: If you stand for the opposite of Trump’s values, you win!

Translation: They can't find someone better to lead the party... which is sad... very sad.

Burn from “Burnie” Sanders 🔥

No matter how you slice it, tonight was a Liberal surge. They gained ground in every single province and territory. Some provinces even saw double-digit swings.

Apparently advanced polls are counted last. Make it make sense. 🤔

Sorry Not Sorry

It’s official! The Liberals are getting a fourth mandate! Wow! 🇨🇦

Oh cool, the official Trump Store is now openly selling merch for a third term now. No big deal. Just democracy being casually dismantled.

What happens when you fuck around with the university that trains the best lawyers on the planet.

Canadian travellers ditch U.S. vacations! Meanwhile, bookings for the month of July between popular Canadian destinations are trending up by about 11 per cent compared to last year. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Calling Carney ‘boring’ isn’t the insult some think it is. Biden wasn’t exactly thrilling either, but he worked behind the scenes and got things done. I’ll take boring and effective over attention-seeking chaos any day. Make Politics Boring Again.

Simple math for the simple-minded.

This is what a 90-day tariff pause looks like on Heard and McDonald Islands!

Why does this financial crisis feel different? During the tech bubble, the subprime crash, and COVID, we were heading toward an iceberg, but the captain did everything possible to steer away. This time, it feels like the captain is going out of his way to find the iceberg and aim straight for it.

Percentages are hard for them, so here’s some simple math.

We’re witnessing the largest game of chicken ever played …and the crash will shatter the world economy.

Real-world example of how the U.S. is losing business because of tariffs: Roughly half of the Lindt chocolates sold in Canada comes from U.S. facilities. Now, that supply chain is shifting to Europe so that Canadian products aren’t subject to tariffs. Short-term policy, long-term consequences.

Parents always regret throwing out wild threats like, “That’s it! Christmas is canceled!”, 'cause they know they’ll never be able to follow through. But Trump? Trump’s the one who actually cancels Christmas. Takes down the tree and returns the gifts. No plan. Just impulsivity. So embarrassing.

Well, that didn’t age well.

🔥 OBAMA: “IMAGINE IF I HAD DONE ANY OF THIS… I say this not on a partisan basis. This has to do with something more precious — who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for?” 🇺🇸

After crashing the market, Trump is now bullying the Fed Chairman to cut interest rates… using fake data. Every day, he finds a new way to outdo himself.

When the QAnon cuckoos wouldn’t shut up about the Great Reset, I didn’t know it meant resetting the Dow Jones to zero.

Once upon a time, a couple on an orchard traded with a family on a peach farm. Every day, the couple paid $2 for 2 peaches. The family paid $4 for 4 apples. One day, the family whined, “Unfair! We pay you $4, and you only pay us $2!” So they slapped a 100% tariff on apples. Now they pay $8.

"Your people have been skating by for years. No more!"

According to a viral post by James Surowiecki, the Trump administration would have come up with the supposed tariffs other countries are “charging” the U.S. by dividing the trade deficit by each country’s exports. I ran some of the numbers myself. Check this out! It can't be a coincidence!

When even the GOP senators think it's too much, it means it's full-blown ridiculous! Senate votes 51–48 to kill Trump’s Canada tariffs. Four GOP senators break ranks: McConnell, Paul, Collins, Murkowski. A rare bipartisan rebuke tied to Trump's "national emergency" on trade. House fight up next.

As a Canadian, I know Trump has lied about us. So when I see charts like this, I assume it’s also bullcrap. The setup? Invent fake numbers, slap tariffs on everyone, then later claim they "backed down" thanks to his so-called tough stance. Oh, and btw, Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

About the steel, aluminum, and auto tariffs. “The series of measures will directly affect millions of Canadians. We’re gonna fight these tariffs with countermeasures, we are going to protect our workers, and we are going to build the strongest economy.”

Trump just declared a national economic emergency and slapped 10%+ tariffs on all countries (up to 49% on Cambodia). Somehow, only Canada & Mexico USMCA goods are exempt. He calls it “economic independence.” I call it "recession starter pack". Starting April 5 at every store near you.

Happy Liberation Day! This simulation from the New York Times models just 10% tariffs over 3 years. The U.S. pulls off some impressive economic self-harm, landing as the second-biggest loser.

Trump is panicking. On Truth Social, he pleaded/threatened four GOP senators to “get on the Republican bandwagon” as they consider siding with Democrats. If the bill passes, it would overturn the emergency declaration he’s using to justify tariffs on Canada. .

CNN called it! It’s official! Good guys win! 🙌 Congrats #Wisconsin #SusanCrawfordFTW #WISupremeCourt #WisconsinSupremeCourt

43% of the votes in! That’s a solid lead! #SusanCrawfordFTW #WISupremeCourt #WisconsinSupremeCourt #Wisconsin

If Susan Crawford wins today, it’ll be the clearest sign yet that no matter how much money you pour in to sway an election, the people still have the final word. The whole world is watching. Don’t let us down, #Wisconsin. #WISupremeCourt #WisconsinSupremeCourt

Arson a Tesla: 20 years in prison Grab women by the pussy: Become President

This is beyond disturbing! How can this even be legal?

Far-right leader Marine Le Pen was just arrested for embezzling public funds. Take notes my American friends. It can be done!

Just vibes.

Elon: Hey Trump! I need your help. I wish Tesla stock would behave like your other great American car companies. Trump: Say no more. *Slaps tariffs on auto parts *Bans automakers from raising prices to offset extra costs *Causes GM, Ford, and Stellantis stocks to crash Elon: No, not like that…

Someone pinch me… This Trump post has full sentences. No random capitalization. No “sad!” or “fake news!” No mention of “51st state” or “Governor Carney”. Just… diplomacy? What is happening?

Hard to believe, but can you imagine that one man is behind all of today’s Wall Street headlines? • Dow Drops 500 Points • Inflation Expectations Hit Multidecade Highs • Consumer Sentiment Tanks • U.S. Growth Softens • Vehicle Prices Set to Rise • Global Recession Risks Loom

I miss him.

What a relief! “Vehicles made up of at least 50 per cent U.S. parts will not be subject to the tariffs. Ford pointed out that many vehicles manufactured in Ontario are made up of more than 50 per cent U.S. made parts and would presumably be exempt from the tariffs, at least for now.”

He’s the schoolyard bully who shoves everyone away, brags he doesn’t need anyone, then throws a tantrum when they realize they’re better off playing without him.

A survey of 100+ senior manufacturing execs found that 70% plan to pass rising costs straight to customers. How long until Americans take to the streets?

Spotted in Montreal: A Tesla that identifies as a Toyota.

One of my favorite local cafés in Montreal now serves “America No.” Love it! #ElbowsUp