The Lions are using ChatGPT for analytics tonight.

Sandwich guy not guilty. ICE is now facing the Death of a Thousand Cold Cuts.

Republicans are smelling the mustard and onions tonight.

Every Green Bay player should be named after a cheese brand.

Looking forward to the government giving Biden $200+M for investigating him when 'they should have known he'd have immunity.'

"Disarming Hamas, running Gaza while it is rebuilt, finding a Palestinian leadership the world will accept. All this is ahead, it will need Trump's full attention and determination if it stands a chance." TL;DR - It's doomed. SQUIRREL!!!!

Georgia getting the break$$$$$

Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.

How is this not getting more attention? A two-year shutdown on a (relatively) new coal power plant?

Judge really needed to add "... for now" to that last statement.

No one predicted this. Absolutely true with a sample size of Rufo and DeSantis. (A sample size of everyone else absolutely predicted this.) www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...

This is the way.

Cruz defending Trump

For a Packers/Cowboys game (especially one with all the hype of this one), this is the best possible result.

AP #3, #4 and #5 all lost? Maybe these early season rankings aren't all that reliable...

Maybe UGa should have done something other than a poor attempt at running outside on 4th and short, down three in FG position.

Alabama breathing a huge sigh of relief...

Looks like Baker Mayfield stole the Kardiac Kids mojo from Cleveland when he left...

Da Bears! L-O-L

I'm not going to go along with these people's delusions. They can call themselves whatever they want, but they're always really going to be the Department of Defense. That's what they were when they came into the world and it's what they'll always be.

lol

Stephen Miller: "It is a literal statement that President Trump has freed 700,000 people in this city who were living under the rule of criminals and thugs." I bet Miller knows what "literal statement" means and it's not what Trump (or, from what I can tell, the press) thinks it means.

Absolutely brilliant.

Next SCOTUS term: Marbury did not fit the 'tradition and history' of the time and is overturned as the executive is responsible for interpreting the Constitution (as long as we agree with him. And, yes, him, a white heterosexual conservative male. People who couldn't vote or are 3/5ths don't count.)

It's nice of Trump to give Mamdani his complete and total endorsement!

This is the last thing the BBC needs

Hilarious!

So Israel is now going to totally raze Gaza, ethnically cleanse it, and take permanent control with its military. Hope those Dems learned their lesson!

From the pictures of the Oval Office, we really DO need to check on the gold at Fort Knox.

Under Trump, American manufacturing is taking (time from work) off!

WTF NBC News? "A top Salvadoran official also refused to allow a virtual, in-person or telephone meeting between Abrego Garcia and his family.gang." Gang? Really?

Someone needs to remind Bukele of two facts: 1) Trump won't be President forever. 2) Noriega thought he was safe from the US too.

I did not have Trump saying he's too weak to convince the President of El Salvador to return someone ordered returned by SCOTUS on my bingo card.

What's the over/under on how long it takes the Trump administration to tell the judge 'we asked, they said no, so that's that'?

"Might be" doing some heavy lifting...

The Ted Cruz jinx is alive and well. Thanks Ted!

Song for the day: Free Fallin', Tom Petty

I would pay to see someone ask Trump: "Mr. President, do you believe the penguins who live on Heard Island and McDonald Islands are treating the United States unfairly?"

LOL

DOGE - Department of Ginormous Explosions LOL

Says it all.

LOL

I do not know what this means. So I looked up Comet & comic on Google. I found out Comet was Supergirl's horse AND her (brief) boyfriend. (A panel from that is HILARIOUS, BTW.) None wiser about the meaning of this, but the 60s were weirder than I remember...

Well, Trump's giving the go-ahead for Israel to push all the Palestinians out of Gaza. But all least the people who helped him get elected gave the Democrats a lesson!

Anyone seen media coverage of Trump admitting to the largest tax increase on the working class in US history? I haven't seen any yet. But surely someone has covered it...

The election was certainly about Starbuck's coffee not costing enough.

So much for the argument the Jan 6'ers weren't doing exactly what Trump wanted, including assaulting police.

It's a shame Bama couldn't show up to get revenge for being knocked out of the playoffs in Saban's last game. Guess it just means less.

Will someone please smack the 'analyst' for the Pitt/Toledo game? He's stuck on 'THEY SHOULD HAVE WENT FOR TWO TO AVOID OVERTIME!!!!!!"