🍦Moko Mojiro here with a stunning announcement! We got all of our best wrestlers ready to rumble, look below for our fiery lineup! 🌫️Moko they're artists and writers, not fighters... 🍦Some of them could be! Have you looked at them?

🧸Oh god oh no I-I'm so sorry, I hit the send button before the correct date so the emails hit the academy early! 🧸There's so many I'm so sorry you all have to deal with worthless cat piss like me. Please check your emails... I-I'll never forget this mistake as long as I live!

🔪DING DONG THE APPS ARE DEAD! 🔪Kyohoho, now the mods gotta gruel through all the apps, but that's not my problem! Anyway, see you guys when the results come out in like, a week! I'm gonna go binge some games.

🧢GAHHH STOP MAKING ME DO POSTS I DON'T LIKE THESE TWO BEING FREAKS. JUST APPLY ALREADY OKAY, ONE DAY LEFT LEAVE ME ALONE!!! PAGE ARTISTS: forms.gle/FQ7zbLqLPRD4... MERCH ARTISTS: forms.gle/7X1pLfPiav9c... WRITERS: forms.gle/ZhMywjydyFak...

🪓We don't have time for this, there's only 2 days left until apps close and we could be preparing for our next defensive battle instead. Get to it. PAGE ARTIST: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... MERCH: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... WRITER: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

🧸O-oh god, took me 2 days to catch up to Takemaru but here I am. Sorry that I'm intruding everyone's day with a smear but there's only 3 days left so please apply! PAGE ARTISTS: forms.gle/FQ7zbLqLPRD4... MERCH ARTISTS: forms.gle/7X1pLfPiav9c... WRITERS: forms.gle/ZhMywjydyFak...

🏍️Hey, you better stop slacking over there! If you haven't submitted your app yet, there's only 5 days left! Fretting around and waiting isn't gonna get you anywhere! PAGE ARTISTS: forms.gle/FQ7zbLqLPRD4... MERCH ARTISTS: forms.gle/7X1pLfPiav9c... WRITERS: forms.gle/ZhMywjydyFak...

👁️Oh my, how quickly time passes...Only one week left until contributor apps close, have you sent yours yet? I can only look at your adorable works if you submit.

GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌙 🧸Last but not least we have guest page artist qosic (@qosicart on twt) ! 🧸Honestly a slap of worm dung like me sh-shouldn't be introducing someone like this but please don't let that make you think any less of their work! We're all happy to have them!

🌊GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌙 🌊Our next guest writer is, uh specialredo (@specialredo on twt)? I. I don't know why he's using my specialist skill as his name. Does he also have it too? 🌊I guess it doesn't matter since he's writing something for this project. Unless something very bad happens in the future...

🌙GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌊 🌙They dragged me here for a literature reference? Are you all illiterate? Why should I be here to promote an ugly human- 🌊Shut up and just do it, there's a char limit. 🌙FINE. I'll introduce him like a good boy, our guest cover artist is Ropi

🌊GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌙 🩷I get to do my own solo post now (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ Say hi to @poofmalyakaet.bsky.social , our guest merch artist! 🩷Her art brings me happiness, and I hope it will for the rest of you too! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

🌙GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌊 🔥Our next guest writer is autism2009 @durandalorlando.bsky.social! 🔥I have a great fondness for stories since I loved to listen to them in my pod. But uh... what does he mean by "I KILL BABIES"...?

🌙GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌊 🔧Our next guest page artist is Laundromat (@_laundromat_ on twt)! 🔧He sure seems... fixated on Eito, but I kinda get that, getting super focused on something, that is...! Nothing like focusing on something you're super into!

🌙GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌊 🏍️Let's get this going, we got our guest merch artist 思嘉 @jd5vlp.bsky.social ! 🏍️It doesn't matter when or if the pain ever stops, they keep making great art! No guts no glory!

🌙GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌊 🌫️Our first guest writer is Tricolorleyline! It's been so nice to read things from outside the TRC, especially from this writer! 🌫️ Not quite sure what he's referring to with "routes", maybe its other stuff he wrote? Cult of Takumi sounds... interesting.

🌊GUEST SPOTLIGHT🌙 🧢They keep pulling me back here even though I'm not a fudanshi, but whatever. More pay for me! 🧢Our first guest page artist is Lon (@lonlowl on twt)! He calls himself a shoujo lover, so honestly his stuff might be more my style... wait what am I talking about-

Q-i have one question about the writing application form. can your portfolio include nsfw pieces or should it just be sfw only? i was just curious. thank you so much! A-nsfw samples are allowed! just let us know on the form and put in a subfolder if possible

🩷Let's go into the complex love lives of mature boys! 💜Full of art, merch, and steamy fanfics! 🩷Not ALL of them are steamy... I think. 💜Now open the gates, Sister Dearest! 🩷Yeah! Contributor Apps are open...NOW! Look in the replies for the app links and go, go, go!

⚔️Only one day left until the great battle for applications start! That's a mere...37 hours? Yes, I'm sure of it! Hah, this arithmetic isn't even that hard! ⚔️Both Sir Takumi and Sir Eito are training hard right now, so must everyone else if we are to defeat this Zeen! Godspeed!

🍅Alright you babbling peasants, better have everything ready because apps open in 2 days and I have 0 patience for lazy wage slaves! 🌫️Hey have you seen Eito? I lent him my scissors but I can't find him... 🍅Who cares? He'll just stab Takumi or something and it'll be his fault

🔪Does anyone hear that ominous bell tolling? Just me? I'm sure it's gonna hit these two like a truck with the fujos scrambling for a piece of these two bleeding over each other. Get your portfolios ready! 🧢Stupid Sirei... We could've had yuri... 🔪MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ZINE THEN

👁️Thank you to all the cuties who filled out our interest check for our lovely little zine project. Sirei had me look through the data and needless to say, I'm quite pleased with what we got. Now, if you'll follow me...

🔪 Gaku had to step out cause he's too much of a COWARD for REAL TOXIC YAOI! I bet he's a fake toxic yuri enjoyer too, what a tourist 🤮 🔪Anyway if you forgot to fill in the IC it's too late now, suckers!!! Now you're gonna have to wait for apps to open, see ya nerds!

🧢H-hey uh... it's been getting weirdly cold here so I'm gonna make this quick there's only one day left for the IC- 🧢GYAAAAAAH! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD HERE WHAT ARE THOSE TWO DOING!? ANYWAY HURRY UP WITH THE IC I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS! forms.gle/WCdcmwuNDdzR...

Q-Are completing the eitaku-heavy routes (i.e. multiple eitos) necessary or just a preference for artist applicants as long as they have a good understanding of the pair's dynamic and can show it in their art? A-We judge based on apps and don't ask for specific route completion.

🧢Hey it's ya boi Gaku here reminding you to fill out the IC if you haven't already. Remember, I'm getting paid based on how many of you reply and- 🧢Wait why does he look like that. Guys? Sirei? U-uh... A-ANYWAY FILL IT OUT NOW I JUST WANT MY MONEY forms.gle/28w9i23E8TU5...

Q - Will there be spoilers in the zine? If so, can these be warned in the contents page? A - Considering the game will have been out for over a year by the time the zine ships, we will not have spoilers warnings in the contents page

Q - What will be the policy on spoilers in the zine server? Since many applicants likely won't have 100% the game yet. A - There'll be a spoilers channel for anyone in the zine server who wants to talk about any specific routes past route 0

🔥Oh, here's our promo artist and graphics assistant, Kyo! 🔥I asked Sirei what a "love language" is but he won't answer... looks like Eito and Takumi enjoy playing tag, though. I hope they aren't actually killing each other 🙁

Q - Will the writer mod be editing our pieces to American English for us? A - Whether all of the fics are written strictly in American English isn't important for us, any common text (like credits) will be in American English.

🔥Hello again! Our next mod is Seasonal Tea who is a... "load-bearing rat"? 🔥She's right, Eito is quite fit! I really admired the amount of work he put in the "Heart-Pounding Special Defense Unit Secret Training Camp"!

🔥Oh this is... a lot of people. I've never met anyone outside of the SDU and these mods but I asked Sirei to let me contribute, this is exciting! 🔥I'll be here to introduce the mods to you who've been putting this together. I don't know what a lobotomy is but it sounds fun!

Some questions about writer apps Q - Are NSFW samples allowed? A - NSFW samples are allowed but please separate them from the main portfolio (like a subfolder) so it's not immediately visible for browsing safety, thank you! 1/3

Q-Considering the nature of the series/fandom, what rating will the zine have? Are you going to limit gore/sensitive topics/etc, & if yes to what extent? A-The main zine will be r15. If we do an NSFW side zine it will be r18, but triggering content will be reviewed individually

🪓Looks like our team leader messed up in making the carrd so I'm here to clarify something. 🪓We will provide international shipping for physical orders. Just keep in mind that our deliver-o-matic is based in United States. Add that in the carrd, Takumi. 🌊Okay...

🧢This sucks... Sirei making us manage this zine and it's not even yuri. Who cares about two guys doing it anyway? Especially Takumi? With Eito? Sheesh. 🧢ANYWAY I'M PAID BASED ON HOW MANY RESPONSES WE GET SO FILL OUT THE INTEREST CHECK NOW! t.co/FZV6hhAqy0

Q - Hi!! I’m not sure if this has been answered aaa but do you know how many contributors you might have in the project? :) A - The number hasn't been decided yet, we'll be looking at it based on responses on the interest check!

Q - will the pages inside be in color or in black and white? A - the pages will be in color!

Q - in the "how will contributors be compensated?" section in carrd, it is mentioned that "any leftover profit will be evenly distributed between all zine members", through what app/website will be used for sharing the profits? good luck with the zine!! Answer in reply ->

Q - Where are the mods from? (countries) A - Both mods reside in the US.

Q - hello!! so excited for this project!! do you have a preference on how ppl can showcase their portfolio? (link, pdf, website, carrd, etc.) A - links to a drive folder containing the works you would like to showcase would be preferred!

Q - will there be guests? or is it just applications A - There will be a mix of guests and contributors chosen via applications.

Q: Can our portfolio include HNDR works that contain other ships/OT3 ships that involve eitaku? A: It is preferred to include pieces in your portfolio that involve eitakuei, but it is not a hard requirement for ALL pieces to include just that ship.

Q: How many example pieces should be submitted for both merch artists and page artists in their portfolio? A: Page and Merch Artists should have about 5-10 pieces in their portfolio, while Writers should have about 2-5 pieces. This information's also been added to the carrd!

GOOD EVENING FOLKS IT'S THE END OF DAY TWO OF YOUR TIME HERE AT LAST DEFENSE ACADEMY! Due to some... complications with a pair of students, we're here to announce a side project to boost team morale! Here's Together Forever - an EiTakuEi Zine! Watch out for an IC on the 19th!