Bro is going through it

Aww I still use Oshawott on this app 🥺

Rangers died LOL

I’m not being hyperbolic when I say it’s unlikely I’ll own a house before my parents die unless I get freakishly lucky Living in this country is so expensive it’s absurd

World beating UK, energy prices nearly double anywhere else. Also the UK, every energy firm making 4-10x profits. I wonder if they are related?

Posting this and then posting twice on Twitter is hilarious tbf

Brazy how people just ignore the fact that Mane is a nonce and pretty much left the club thinking he was taking a step up 😭🙏

“I want to nice clean fight” Nice English you TWAT

Something tells me this isn’t true

Ross as a cat

The LFC boss will be WHAT

Something tells me you’re not contractually obligated to post that

90% of gamblers quit right before they win big 🙏

Hey algorithm, I am very interested in CUTE and HOT WOMEN It would totally be cool if you DISCOVER page could take notes 😹

Highwaymen in the late 19th century:

Okay yeah the bots are very much here already GGs it was fun whilst it lasted 💀

The first time I see a 10/10 egirl on this app I’m gonna go wild fr

Who in their right mind is making a fake James Pearce account 😭😭

Hawk Tuahs

Low T? Low taper… Low taper fade Dude, imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade

Found out that 18+ content is hidden by default on the app and you have to go the website to change it Changed the settings and searched the word “slutty” to try and find the post that made me aware of the above fact and it immediately comes up with like 5 gay porn accounts 😭😭

This is a ratio movie

Perhaps people would take these investment ads on YouTube a bit more seriously if they stopped getting the most insufferable sounding twats you can possibly imagine to be the ones fronting them

Yeah you’re on your own with this one chief 😭🙏 I am NOT paying to use a social media app

Ngl after spending a solid half an hour at least scrolling and waffling on this app, it’s actually quite good That said, it’s definitely not doing anything to challenge my view that half of this planet is populated my complete NPCs

I mean yeah

Guys I’m going to post every single MK table on here from now on 😹😹

Guys, what’s the best feature that Apple ever added?

Skibidi, Skibidi, Hawk Tuah Hawk

Just highlights how Twitter under Elon’s ownership is one of the worst attempts at a rebrand in modern history Taken a world famous website and driven 1/3 of the users away from the site, replacing them with bots and tanked the company worth by millions

Hang on a minute this app is over a year old?? I though ts was a new release lmaoooooo

That’s a bit extreme mate, maybe they just don’t want to listen to music :(

Nintendo in 2017:

Technically speaking it was the legends game between us and AC Milan First proper match was in the FA Cup vs Cardiff in 2022. Jota and Taki scored followed by Elliot’s first goal for the club A family friend worked for a company with a corporate ticket and they gave it to me and my dad <3

The fucks he on about

No it shouldn’t

Yeah I’m turning this profile in to a shitpost dumb loooool

Streets are also saying that Naby Keita is now bald

No it isn’t

Put one of my interests down as sports and it’s only recommending me American shite Leave me alone I beg, I do not give one single toss about the “NFL”

There’s not even an official Premier League or Liverpool page yet this is too funny

The default timelines you get on these new wave social media apps like this or Threads are so incredibly NPC pilled before you follow your own accounts 💀