They kept telling us the bread lines would be the result of socialism/communism.

I concur. Though I must confess that when I read the "Bubba" email, my first thought was Bubba the Love Sponge. Who? The radio DJ who had a sex tape of his wife with Hulk Hogan and planned on using it to blackmail Hogan. Seems like it'd be up his alley (so to speak).

Why does nobody use the doorbell? I've lived in this house for nearly a year now, and I can count on one hand how many deliveries (pizza, online orders, etc) have actually rung my doorbell. I'm on the other side of the house, I may not here your gentle knock. 🎶RING MY BELL🎶

This is fucked up from so many different angles.

Couch is a bit of a mess while we decorate for Christmas. Dog seems to be ok with it.

Or, to keep the example political, do y'all remember how quickly Al Franken got the boot? And his accusers were all adults when the bad behaviour happened.

What's the over/under on how long it'll be until the word "ephebophile" is used to defend Trump at a white house press briefing?

That's one helluva way to soften "Matt Gaetz raped a homeless child"

@surisamu.bsky.social and I had a discussion about how, under capitalism, the line must always go up. There is now "Line go up" fanart. We have a weird audience.

IT'S BACK Oh the timing 🤣

Creationists like to claim that humans are not animals. Well, guess what? A "protist" is defined by exclusion: it is any eukaryote that is not an animal, land plant, or fungus...so if we are not animals, then we are either water plants or protists, and I'm pretty sure we're not water plants.

The NY Times: "Sure, we have incriminating evidence regarding child sexual abuse that we're just sitting on...BUT DID YOU HEAR THAT TRANS PEOPLE WANT RIGHTS? IT'S THE END OF CIVILIZATION!"

"Doesn't it show transparency that we're willing to have secretive meetings with the obvious goal of trying to protect pedophiles from being publicly exposed?" No, Leavitt. No it does not.

I have an idea for the stream tonight. Ask me questions about myself that you think would be awkward/embarrassing to answer. No guarantees, but we'll see if we can use this for motivation.

Microsoft announces that 20-30% of the code for some projects is written by AI while they're in the middle of being eviscerated for pushing multiple updates that have been causing instability, crashes, and even bricking people's PCs. I wonder if these two things are related 🤔

These truly are strange times when the most exciting thing to happen in the supreme court is when they decide to do nothing.

Nothing radicalizes the left quite as well as establishment dems doing establishment dem things.

Retire.

Advice for trump: when the Romans wanted to distract the public from the shit job they were doing, they gave them bread and circuses. Y'all are ok at being a circus, but you need to work on the "bread" part.

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for I will blast them in the face with chemical weapons that are banned by the Geneva convention." -Matthew 19:14, New Republican Version

Welp, windows is getting too intrusive for me (the OS should never get in the user's way) So I have begun the process of dual booting with Linux (I'll never be totally free of windows for a few reasons, unfortunately.) It's SOOOOO much easier than last time I tried it.

Yes. Yes we have.

This will never not be funny. "ALL THE NETWORKS?!?"

This sort of language is becoming more and more common nowadays. And now there's growing concern about a "male loneliness epidemic." Wonder if there could possibly be a relationship here 🤔🤔🤔

The protection of intellectual property is illogical, apparently.

Honestly these are pretty solid reasons to continue to allow (and advocate for) equal rights. Well done ladies!

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There are still people that tolerate being in the room with Corden? Huh.

I hear that 18 inches is actually TOO big.

Sandwich guy goes free!

Line must go up. Line up good, line down bad. Line no go up on own, need tax money make line go up!

Great first night of fundraising! Raised $857 for Project Share. Aiming for $15,000 by the end of November! www.canadahelps.org/en/pages/202...

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I would like to hire some etsy witches to curse whoever designed the G502 wireless mouse. Great mouse, but why the ever loving fuck is the charging port in a spot that is exclusively accessible with a proprietary cable that they don't even sell?!?

Shoutout to Alan M, who found my annual fundraiser page before I did anything to promote it and became the first donor! Donate to Project Share Niagara today: www.canadahelps.org/en/pages/202...

I'm surprised that one of the companies affected by the "Mandela effect" hasn't leaned into it yet. It'd be a huge media buzz if, for instance, fruit of the loom were to redesign their logo to include the cornucopia.

@vicedrhino.com Twinsies!

Republicans complain about SNAP recipients who refuse to work. Yet house reps are currently taking home $14,500 of taxpayer dollars every month while refusing to do the work they are being paid to do.

It's not wrong 🤷‍♂️

Happy "confused Canadians because all the Americans are talking about Thanksgiving, which was last week" month to those who celebrate.

I heard that he once called a dog a good boy, when it was in fact a good girl. Scandalous!

Just in case people are still wondering about the economics of driving an electric vehicle, last month we drove 2600 km in it, and charging it added $68 to the electric bill. In a car that gets 50 mpg, that would have been about $135 for gas. Most cars don't get 50 mpg.

Huge fucking yikes here. Also...how does one fire a trad wife? I thought the whole thing was supposed to be that they are stay at home mom's doing all the housework for their husbands? 🤔

Trump really is amazing at providing visual metaphors for how big of a piece of shit he is. Whether that be a violent assault on something he said he wouldn't touch, or throwing a party to display his fabulous wealth on the very day when poor people lose access to food, he's always on the nose.

I gave a rat's fat, juicy ass in order to emphasize that I don't give a rat's fat, juicy ass.

Hot take: Feeding all the hungry people is important enough to tolerate accidentally feeding people who don't need it as much as others might.

I was told that the reason churches are tax exempt is because they were supposed to be caring for the needy. Shouldn't they already have the infrastructure in place to step up? 🤔

Apparently, who you are is entirely determined by your biology, according to apologists. So much for the soul... youtu.be/QNQ4YQwE2vQ

Can't tell you how many times I've been watching a movie/TV show, and there's a big reveal of someone's face which is supposed to finally make the plot click into place...and I'm just like "Who the hell is that person?"