Don't call the guy who murdered a murderer, but the person who calmly told him that she's not mad before getting shot in the face is a domestic terrorist.

The precedent has been set. NATO just needs to execute a quick extraction operation.

Jonathan Ross needs to be in prison. I hope that, at the very least, he feels like he has to stay in hiding for the rest of his miserable, pathetic life.

My partner is such a bitch. In that, like the dog, she is always happy to see me when I get home.

In today's installment of the Skeptic's Journey, they try to convince us that all the disciples died for their belief in Jesus. Unfortunately for them, Christian scholars disagree. youtu.be/uM5zb2SLnzk

When did Florida stop being a punchline?

Why are my only options "not now" and "get started"? Where is the plain old "no" option?

Statement from Schumer: "If Trump does another blatantly illegal and obviously impeachable thing, I may have to slightly wag my finger at him! Who knows, I may even give him a 'tsk' while doing it!"

Colour me shocked, the president who did child sex trafficking with Epstein doesn't think kidnapping is a negative term.

Ah yes, cold weather gloves. Very practical.

What Trump did in Venezuela is basically the opening scene to Air Force One. Maybe we'll get to watch the rest of that movie play out, except with Trump instead of Harrison Ford. I feel like that would work out OK in the end.

The situation has far surpassed the need for impeachment. Fuck this both sides bullshit.

"Draw me like one of your French girls"

I explain in this video, but basically it's when someone is spewing hateful shit with a calm tone and a smile, and then feigns confusion when the person they are attacking gets upset. youtu.be/uftaTyHrHm0?...

Matt Powell gives us 10 reasons he doesn't believe in the big bang...and it's Matt Powell, so they make zero sense. youtu.be/3zJ3ZfFPBNA

"Someone who wants everyone to have nice things already has some nice things!"

Apparently people are shocked to learn that air fryers have a heat source? How'd they think it worked, pixie dust?

Apologists: "Without Christianity, atheists have no basis for the laws of logic, because they are grounded in god's nature!" Apologists explaining god's logical nature:

Star trek did battle droids first!

Abolish ICE and transfer the saved money to education.

This has the potential for some of the greatest malicious compliance ever seen. Perform...but make every performance about how shitty trump is.

Re watching some TNG, and I'm noticing that any time they do science on a planet, it's nearly always a geological survey. The techbobabble gets thin at times 😂

Cybertruck sales are up massively this year! ... Because SpaceX and XAI have purchased thousands of them. Nothing says success quite like buying your own inventory to inflate the numbers!

Meanwhile, in Canada, I know at least one person who went through extensive cancer treatment whose largest expense related to it was about $50 for parking.

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Ok, I can admit when I was wrong. When Trump said that they swaddle the baby and then decide whether to kill it, I said that never happens. But it seems that he was speaking from his own personal experience.

I legit thought she was just saying that anal is better because you can't get pregnant. It took me a while to figure out that she's actually just being homophobic.

One of @surisamu.bsky.social friends lost their home in a fire. If you can, here's the gofundme to make their Christmas suck less. gofund.me/41d84329f

I'm curious how they managed to squeeze 41 minutes out of "rabbit girl hot." It's basically a running joke at this point that every generation has a movie that was made specifically to create more furries, starting with Disney's Robin Hood.

I'm extremely confused by the idea that some people seem to have that if you agree with someone on one topic, you must therefore agree with them on every topic. It is possible for "Dave" (Chappelle, I assume?) to be right about some things, and wrong about others.

Arsenic is also natural.

Scrooge paid Cratchit 15 shillings a week. That translates to roughly $40,000 USD per year today (relative labour earnings-wise). The old miser famous for underpaying his impoverished worker gave him a wage that was equivalent to $19/hour for a 40 hour work week ($12.82/hour for 60)

They'd better. I won't hold my breath, but goddamn it needs to happen. The man has done an impeachable offense every day and twice on Sundays for his entire second term.

Leave it to the old white guy to not know the difference between "premature" and "waaaaay the fuck too late."

And then there's the car with headlight eyes. Given that the first movie establishes that the headlights are analogous to boobs, the human equivalent there would be a woman with eyes in her nipples. No wonder Mater was scared.

Saw a trailer for Avatar 3 that said it was unquestionably the best in the series. I can't think of a single movie series where the third installment is the best; I doubt Avatar suddenly broke this trend.

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This is the stupidest possible thing they could have done. Which...tracks. And I'm not going to hold my breath for any consequences for this blatant violation of the law; nobody in congress has enough of a spine for that (though I would genuinely love to be proven wrong)

Sit, stand, and lie down. No, she doesn't lie down all the way when not being told to lie down, but it's in the rotation, if only barely. (Yes I did give her a treat after taking the video)

If I stand somewhat close to the drawer where we keep her treats, she will show up at my feet and start going through the entire rotation of tricks that she knows while looking up in hope.

My assumption is that every reaction is about Trump

Pastor John of First Church explains to us how all the errors and contradictions in the bible actually make him trust it MORE than if it were actually perfect.

Twitter is suing New Twitter because OG Twitter wants to be called X but nobody calls it X, so their failed rebrand is proof that New Twitter is infringing on their trademark. www.euronews.com/next/2025/12...

I actually thought that WAS what TDS was the first time I heard it. "I don't like a guy who is extremely unlikable" seems way less deranged than "I wore a diaper on the outside of my pants to show that I support Trump to the point where I'm willing to publicly embarrass myself."

The video I'm responding to this Friday has a preacher call the Christmas Tree a pagan phallic sex symbol...before saying that Christians have repurposed it for the risen saviour. They have to know...

IF I DON'T GET MY PLAYROOM, THEN THE COMMIES HAVE WON!

We know everyone hates AI, but have you considered... [Dramatic pause] AI?

The question was not "are you a Reiner fan" It was "do you stand by that post" I really wish journalists would keep repeating the question they asked until he actually answers it instead of letting him deflect.

This probably goes without saying, but I'll make it explicit anyway. I will celebrate when Trump dies. It is my goal to die having made the world slightly better for my presence. I cannot possibly think of any angle by which Trump has not made it worse, usually significantly so.