Scholars maintain that Whammageddon, as foretold on the Book of Revelations, depicts a final season for mankind, a "Last Christmas" if you will.

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

Now I heard there was a tiny box Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah But though it promised games for free And mobile ports on your TV It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

I’m president of my school’s young republicans club & I don’t wipe my ass

kirby air riders city trial

ok but how about a 50 billion year mortgage

currently begging on my hands and knees for Sony to put Reze Arc out on a 4K disc when it releases on physical

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

guys i know you’re all evil and your class interests are opposed to mine but how is only one of you able to grasp “don’t publicly condemn very popular guy who is obviously going to win, you look like a massive loser for no reason”

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

gonna make an FPS where releasing the crouch button while in a crawl space causes you to bump your head and take critical damage. no toggle.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary

just got my flu and covid shots at walgreens today so they gave me two free band-aids. i’ve shaken them down for so many free band-aids at this point. i’m so good at cleaning them out in this manner that i have been invited to become a “made man” by the mafia

you should be able to steal a home run if you want to. just drop the bat and try to book it for the fence before anyone can tag you. if you can make it all the way out there and throw yourself over the fence, you're good

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

The key to any good CHRISTMAS CAROL adaptation is that we have to believe (A) Scrooge is a piece of fucking shit and (B) his transformation at the end is real and profound. He is changed. He understands his sins and he is ready to make things right. Depp can only play one of those things.

Deus Ex Human Revolution was set in 2027, when the fuck is everything gonna turn yellow

I don’t talk about it much because the situation doesn’t really change but it’s still insane to me what an enormous amount of really talented game developers are out of work. just whole studios worth of incredible people, often people who worked on beloved games, unemployed.

will not be reading into how relatable my wife found the new Frankenstein movie, which is about a woman falling in love with a grotesque monster

what about more animation and MORE sex 🤔

We are a nation run by various I think you should leave characters

It's the 14th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. How are you going to commemorate it?

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all

a Wikipedia editor with the username Vigilantcosmicpenguin explained, "I contacted Brian David Gilbert with a request for freely licensed photographs. He delivered."

i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)

wading into the Swift vs. Charli discourse to note that only one has a Letterboxd account where she's logging 5-star reviews of Aguirre, the Wrath of God

i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper

I can finally reveal I’ve been whispering “few small beers” to myself and giggling for weeks

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

you have a bridge to sell me? sick, i've always wanted one of those

Screaming NEVER FORGET at the screen as I watch The Thing on 9/11.

this man made $51.9 million last year

Guy who spends $22 on Croc instead of Silksong

nice joke Idiot you made me laugh and feel a small glimmer of hope for just a moment

i will destroy EA with my bare hands

The ones that log off from Omelas

Wish me luck! Just gotta drive a truck containing the only copy of the source code and all the assets for Silksong across this bridge