Headline: Middle aged man posts thirst trap; dissapointed at lack of likes. Seb reports:

Sebastian smashing the clam!!!

Me coded characters:

Pictures of puppies:

Sody pop 🫧🍿🌽

41 candles on top of my cake.

Garage door opener broke.... It was expensive to replace. 🥲🥲 I hope insurance pays out.

The only Bad Bunny i know:

The old man with saw, and violin bow is the saddest man in the universe.

Find a new (old) band... Of course recorded by @zegemabeachrecords.bsky.social !!! open.spotify.com/album/3G398W...

This is who runs this account:

Hi 👋

The Turtle:

My first coherent thought if the day: Disney needs a Rumpelstiltskin movie, animated of course.

Because "Caos Mutante", and im a menace. For context the ship im on is the Tortuga.

Just scored tickets to Hot Mulligan at the end of April!!! 🫡🫡

Siphoning gas for a jobby at work, pretending i didnt grow up on THAT side of town! 🫢🤫

About to pump way too much time and effort into a picture edit i will probably never use! 🥲

When you think about how you got here, i hope there is more happiness than pain. 🫶🏼

Be careful what you ❤️. 1 stray like will fuck your whole alg!

Share a favorite line from a HORROR movie!

I deserve a treat right?

It was really good!

I have waited my whole life for this: Tonight i am going to watch full sized monster trucks at the Perth Motorplex and im so freaking excited!

Really enjoyed it! 😊

Fiiiit cheeeck!

Found the perfect car sticker for you @lynnsey.bsky.social. 🐶

I got a cool new hat! 💀❤️🗡

Haven't had a good selfie in a long time....

Substack anyone?? Find me: @sebdawson Or DM your handle

10/10 experience.

Highly recommend. 10/10 experience.

Me? I'm Seb. A 40 y/o manchild. At the moment i like: Skateboarding Emo/Screamo/Post/Hardcore Classic Horror True Crime Expression through words Health, and fitness Skincare Seafaring Vegetables Animals I'm open minded, and will talk to anyone, about anything. #Promosky

Me at the beginning of 2025 vs. Me at the end of 2025

With the 2026 Gregorian New Year approaching, remember these New Year dates later in the year: Lunar New Year (January or February). Nowruz (March 20 or 21). Songkran (April 13–15). Matariki (June-July). Rosh Hashanah (September or October). Enkutatash (September 11). Diwali (October or November).

Family came through with the care package! Being away from loved ones, for Xmas can sometimes be kinda dismal. Im gonna take it easy and watch a movie, probably Mandy 😉🤭 Ka kite.🫶🏼

Hope you all enjoy your festive celebrations. 🥂🎅

I dont really like sweet potato, But i always eat it....🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Dragonfly

I got a little something for myself because i am good boy! Spitfire Demongate New Balance Numeric 417 (mid)

Me, never beating "annoying little brother" allegations... 🫣🫠

"Some people post bullshit..." Its me, im some people!!

Bloom "Belrose" The Light We Chase 2025 Pure Noise Records.

You will be visited by 3 spirits:

Hot sauce Sweet fruit

Wrapped is crazy...