Agents are not to play board games with Abnormalities ranked HE or higher. They tend to be "sore losers" and ensure a negative result if they do not win.

No. Disciplinary action is only given out when one breaks the rules. If X-9937 has done something deserving of punishment, then either provide further detail so an investigation can take place, or evidence.

No, O-01-55, I do not. You are only to give your pebbles to the Agents that work with you.

Funny.

(Jeeeez Mr Yesod looks all sad and stuff lately...... Did he hate being a cat THAT much???? I thought he looked kinda cute!) (- Nicole)

(IT SUUUUUUCKS so much blood I have to clean up and the Clerks are laughing at meee :(:(:(:(:( I hate this) (- Nicole)

I am no longer a cat. I feel somewhat embarrassed for having hid myself away for the duration of this, but I stand by the decision. If I were to be lax with this disease, the precedent may be set for any further infections. Regardless, I have work to catch up on. Lots of work.

It's been at least 24 hours now. Still no changes. I'll stay in my office.

It's been 12 hours now, and this disease purrsists. I've never felt the walls of my office to be so aggravating to look at. The Agents are studying the Abnyamality which seems to be the clawse, but no relevant information has been found.

In situations such as this, I find plenty of time to review Abnormality files. I wonder... Are T-01-54 and I truly that different..? While my restrictions and bindings are self imposed, they are no less different. If I were to be too lenient, I would be unleashing catastrophe among the facility.

It's been a nyamber of hours now, and my cat transformewtion purrsists. It appears to have only replaced my ears with feline ones atop my head, as well as greatly improving my hearing, vision, and smell. There are no objectively negative effects yet, though I will document any that show.

Very well. I find it hard to believe that she wasn't involved with this whole "cat plawt" to infect me with such a disease. It appears to be related to a new Abnormality to the facility, one we have yet to gather much info on. My office will stay quarantined until further information is gathered.

I don't think you understand when I say that I am a robot. I am incapable of contracting any disease, much less one gained from simply reading a messa

Agents in my Department are to stop breaching T-01-68 because it's "fun" to fight. Entertainment is to be pursued after work hours. Causing needless Clerk deaths will not be tolerated in the future.

Any more Agents caught tricking trainees into working with T-09-85 will face an instant demotion to Clerk status.

This is just the sound of a sneeze. If you're sick, then go to the Welfare Department. I don't understand why this is something I am supposed to respond to.

If I am to be strong-armed into responding to any anonymous comment on this "strawpage", then the least X-9937 could do is be organized with it. It seems she'd forgotten to show me one message, thus decided to interrupt me during important work.

(Yesod also didn't wanna answer this one :( hes such a loser sometimes) (- Nicole)

(He refused to answer this one and gave me a week of extra janitor duty :((((( I'll make him answer it someday, though!!!) (- Nicole)

It seems that X-9937 has managed to convince the other Agents of the Department to go on strike until I respond to this "strawpage". I suppose a simple statement takes far less effort and time than demoting the current team and training new Agents.

(Agent Nicole here! I made a strawpage for Yesod, and I'm gonna make him reply to anything put on it!!) (sephirahyesod.straw.page) (- Nicole)

My Agents are urging me to create something called a "strawpage". It seems that creating this account has made them obsessed with trying to convince me to do unproductive things instead of working. I don't know what a "strawpage" is, but I don't plan on making one any time soon.

Notify X-1430 to stop "flirting" with the Abnormalities. They are creatures to be studied and exploited, not to have coitus with.

Due to the incessant urging of my Agents, I have decided to create an account on this website. Though this may be a "social media" platform, I don't intend to share every single one of my thoughts. I will primarily use this as a way to relay information to my Department.