does anyone want steamed vtuber knuckles because I have had a sewing accident

Doing my best to keep chat in line...

Played Animal Crossing last night and got yapping about how white bread was the best for cucumber sandwiches while I was chopping down every tree on an island in a fancy dress. Someone rightly pointed out that I was in danger of attracting Wonderbread Guy 💀

All recording for the original song is done and sent in for mixing!~ Looking at getting an MV made for it, so it won't be released right away when it's done, but subscribers in my discord will get a sneak peek. ❤️

So…didn’t notice until just now that the sweater I wore to work has been attacked by one of the cats And since it is knitted, the hole is rapidly growing Debating how to phrase “my clothes are disintegrating, can I go home” to my manager

As a result of broken keyboard...chat made a request. Major headphone warning.

So my keyboard has been quietly shitting the bed for a couple of weeks, first refusing to type 'h' unless I slammed it, then 'g', then 'a', then today it decided that everytime I typed 'e' it would change it to 'eee'... Swapped with my spare keyboard and EWW I miss my clicky switches 😭

Psst check out this embroidery 😂

Check out this pocket I made at 2am 😭

Another show, another lack of Bloodborne I can’t begin to tell you how off the chart my cope was when I saw Badgerborne. Oh well.

In other news, I made a shawl because it’s cold as heck in the office I’m an absolute beginner at crochet so I’m sure it’s far from perfect, but it’s functional and I’m happy enough for now 😅

This Elden Ring Randomizer hates me I had to fight Radagon in a fucking hallway oh my god

My POV while opening cards on handcam 🥲

Okay, I'm going to officially give my Final Wildcard Guess for what the Game Awards door is. King's Field Remake.

This is how I chose to announce Zelda Month to my discord... Don't ask for an apology because you won't get one from me.

BSKY Introduction Thread: Vtuber Edition 🔥 • Name: Iris Bloodblaze (“Iris”, “Ember of Malice”) • Platforms: Twitch (+Youtube VODs) • When did you start: April 2023 • Favorite type of games: Soulslikes and survival horror~! 🖼️ - vgen.co/nocnoc

Okay look I'm just c̶o̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ saying

...what if this is Fromsoft's Project FMC that was leaked in July??

DANG IT I was wrong

So that teaser picture we got for the game awards? I'm locking in my bet now - it's gonna be Elder Scrolls.

I want so many model outfits and there is never enough money oh my god 😭 But we decided that the next goal I should chase after my "canon" outfit is complete is my phase 2 alt... ...and my phase 2 is not a snake, it's...a goat!

Guess who had zero sense of time after work and fell asleep at 9 and is now wide awake at 11:30.

Who else is literally incapable of letting go of left-handed Link, even though it's been... ...almost 20 years? 💀

This has been a wild year for packages...first the Mystery Object appears, and now an order of goldwork supplies gets held up in customs for a week and finally arrives...covered in ?blood?

Made a separate VODs account on YouTube for lives etc The clip/edited content account was feeling kind of crowded…

Guess who spent the last week doing Bureaucracy Shit? It's me, obviously. But all the red tape was skillfully jumped over, and now I officially have a Safe Address to mail things to/from!! It's surprisingly difficult to get a mailbox if you use an online alias...

Honestly I've been loving the ER Randomizer, it's completely screwed up my perception of progression. I got the teleport item to Mogh, used it, and got my ass whooped and couldn't understand why - I'd beaten Malenia and the Erdtree flower! ...yeah, as Morgot and Godrick. I was level 43.

So people are saying the new Zelda movie is going to be too "girlbossy" because Zelda is...an archer? She's been an archer/at least connected to the Light Arrows for decades, where have you been? Fake fans smh.

Average unga bunga dark souls build right here

My car sensed that there was only one payment left on it and immediately started making a heinous noise Awesome

So, as a lifelong MASSIVE Zelda fan who considered themselves burned by TotK being kind of uhhh...ridiculous and insulting, in my opinion... I slept on Age of Imprisonment, but from what I'm hearing it actually does a lot to fix Tears?? Dammit. Guess I'm back in.

How did the Elden Ring rando go, no one asked...? Well...

It's time for Elden Ring Rando!! Today, Messmer gets his revenge for the speedrun~! Catch me on Twitch or youtube: twitch.tv/irisbloodblaze www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO6G...

So tonight we'll be playing an Elden Ring randomizer set up by a member of the community, and the theme is...Messmer's Revenge! How long can I survive against a demigod who's salty about me making him the subject of a speedrun...? (🖼️ by Qwak!)

HELPPPPPPPPP He chased me like this for A WHOLE MINUTE 😭

I'm a pokemon trainer :D

We've officially brought a lyricist onto the team for my theme song!! I'm super grateful to all the talented creators involved in this project, there's absolutely no way I could've done this on my own and I'm so excited to share the finished project!

TONIGHT I mean I get to do it TONIGHT I shouldn't post first thing when I wake up...

I get to playtest Petite Planet last night, and Hoyoverse gave us permission to stream it~ So I'll be doing just that in an extra long stream tonight! The playtest starts at 10PM EST! Fortunately, I don't have work tomorrow... 😂

OOT Randomizer is still going, but Navi is starting to lose it...

Guess who's going on an adventure!!! So far it doesn't look like it's under NDA, and my test time is Monday the 10th at 10PM EST...AND I have that Tuesday off! So we'll do a loooooong stream and check it out ❤️

I picked up an eepy Totodile today! Chat demanded I make them a blankie, stat, so I obliged 💖

Just a reminder, Daylight Savings happened, so streams are going to be an HOUR LATER than normal for the next six months if you're in a place that doesn't do DST!

We're starting off November with something I always threatened to do... To celebrate No Nut November, I'll be running an OOT randomizer...with Deku Nuts banned!

New outfit for 3D model is officially starting! 💖 The due date isn’t until March, so it’ll be awhile, but good things take time!

After we finished Bye Sweet Carole tonight, we switched over to Clickolding with the last hour... I think I managed to make that game even weirder.

omg I'm actually crying I'm so excited www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOD...

Tonight we're doing a blind playthrough of Bye Sweet Carole! I'll be live on twitch and youtube <3 twitch.tv/irisbloodblaze youtube.com/@irisbloodbl...

I think I’ve finally made it…the most aesthetic pincushion

The reason I don’t often use my mocap setup on stream is because the few times I did I forgot my skirt is Like This and I flashed chat like 10 times in the first hour. 😆