hi, I've been depressed :/

chicken shrimp

what's up loca

just found out that this little fucker is wanted in 17 states. we're harboring a fugitive

egg is settling in nicely (other than pissing on my rug)

don't laugh at him

i need everyone to stop and send our precious baby some good vibes! he's getting his balls chopped off today

she got flea medicine and is not taking it well. (yes she knows this is not her size, don't mention it)

no cheating ‼️ post the last photo of your pet my babies are eepy, what can I say

something to take the edge off

ate some cake

lemme put y'all on to my friend kareem! he's the most talented person i know and im so proud of him for pursuing his passion. he deserves recognition for his art 🫶🏻 open.spotify.com/artist/4BeeP...

hello nails

Now is a critical time to support families!

we just door dashed wine!

chicken parmesan for dinner

just broke one of our new plates trying to wash it😭😭😭

it's rainy and windy and my nose is running and my throat is sore

pan likes to eat anything with adhesive and she's sniffin my bandaid like a wild animal

lemme put you onto something

my panda is eating wet food for the first time!! (we have offered it to her, but she refuses and prefers her kibble) everyone give her a round of applause

dumb neighbor parked their uhal in the middle of the road and now it's getting towed 😭😭😭

i need sushi

i want coffee so bad but this espresso machine is wild. i thought i was doing it right this time, but hot water was coming out of the milk steamer instead of making my espresso???

hmmm i need to dye my hair, but idk if i should go back to black, dye my bangs black, or keep the green around my face. help?

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they are not the best damn donuts ever.

these better be the best damn donuts ever because i just burnt the shit out of my finger

im making donuts?

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snuggles on the couch this morning after pancake breakfast 💚

the cap on our bottle of vodka broke so I guess we're gonna have to finish it tonight

i desperately want a macchiato but i haven't figured out this damn espresso machine

boxes keep getting rearranged and i keep losing my deodorant

hello, what's with the chickens

just spotted a fellow wheelchair user in the wild and their chair was so nice it made me jealous

a skyline and some other cool cars drove by our apartment twice yesterday, but Eric was in the bathroom both times. he's a car guy and was very disappointed that he missed them

pan is bathing so loudly i can't tolerate it

my lips are so chapped they feel like sandpaper

my lovely irl bestie gave me their old espresso machine so i can make a macchiato!!! thank god i was a barista in a past life (8 years ago)

i crave the nic so bad im using those stupid pouch things to get my fix

we haven't even been here a full day and pan already broke the blinds in the bedroom and we hate our upstairs neighbors. off to a great start.

we did it. we have officially moved into our apartment and we just finished putting our bed back together. good night

im bout to crash out. why the FUCK would our leasing office wait to give us the keys to our apartment at the end of day??? we paid for TODAY to be our move in day. not today when they close the office at five. the full day was paid for so why the hell can't we have the full day to move in???

im a sag raised by two leos... i have severe mommy and daddy issues

all of north east tn is essentially closed because these jack asses didn't pretreat the roads even though we knew this was coming. im piiiiiissed