I don’t know if this is a hot take. But think there’s too many “wrappeds”. Spotify and YouTube, makes sense. Steam? That’s fine. Discord? Duolingo? Freaking Nintendo Music app? Bruh.

I was up at 4 in the morning and I realized something.. I have free will. So I made this my *missed call* voicemail.

It’s that time of year. youtu.be/3tTHn2tHhcI?...

I’ve finally been banned from the calculator app

I’m living my best life temporarily. I got a couple Buffalo chicken biscuits, a Sunset Sarsaparilla, and a 4.5 hour long video of Warhammer Fantasy lore.

I’ve never been sold on a Warhammer model so fast in my life. But this one. It’s an exception. I know fuck all about Age of Sigmar. I’m way too invested in 40K, 30K, and Fantasy (Old World). But Age of Sigmar? Uuuuhhhh. #warhammer

You know what? I’m going to say it. I’m going to say it! Helen Keller was the most notable person throughout history that was completely immune to Flashbang grenades.

Azrael: Looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, sister. Sister of Battle: THE EMPORER PROTECTS!

The radio at work interrupted an Avril Lavigne song in the middle of it for a Billy Idol ad. I now hate Billy Idol.

My Warhammer+ free mini finally arrived. #warhammer40k

Hopefully. I’ll be getting my Arch Diddy, Lord of the Baby Oil mini before the year ends. #warhammer40k

Forgot to post this earlier. But I got this bad boy after work today. #warhammer40k

There. I made a Halloween pfp. It’s the same as my current one.. but warmer… ooooooooooooooo~

I’m the kinda MF to turn a bag of Twix shareable to a bag of these are all mine Twix.

It’s that time of year. Time for my annual playthrough of the Fallout 4 mod “Whispering Hills”.

I spent way too long cutting Haru out for this post. You WILL appreciate it

Ayo? Which one of you “saved” my dog post?

MFING DOTO! *autistic screech*

My favorite part about Umamusume is the whiplash. One minute, it’s all 😊 cute and happy horse girls 🐎. The next minute..

Loyalist: The Whispers of Chaos cloud my mind! The Actual Whispers of Chaos: Do a kick flip!

I don’t usually pay full price for new games (I can’t afford to). But I had to make an exception here.

I’m going to summon the power of 54,368 sewer rats to become my armor. I will become the rat king and all creatures will obey me. Eventually, I will gain enough power to take over Lake Chaubunagungamaug.

Imma make a financial decision

If laughter is the best medicine, we should start selling memes as pharmaceuticals. 🤔🤔

It’s that time of year. He coming. Hide your daughters and hide your sons.

I don’t normally get emotional on here. I like to keep things lighthearted and shitpostie. But last week, my dog of 15 years, my baby passed away. I’m a Warhammer 40K fan. So I had a clump of her fur for a while and I put it in a dreadnought. Even in death, she’ll be here, fighting by my side.

Me when I run out of NOS

You know what this app really needs… the ability to edit posts.

Me waking up in the morning and realizing it’s not 2008 anymore.

I’m bored, I wanna play a fucking board game, and you’re fucking pissing me off!

Bro, the rapture is crazy. Look what I found out in the sky.

Finally. A voiced ASMR just me.

Finally, someone else gets it. PRE SHREDDED IS A SCAM!

Sad news Billy from the Game Chasers YouTube channel has lost his battle with cancer and passed away.

Bro, I haven’t opened Umamusume in a week. Why me? Why do I suddenly have this responsibility?

I don’t know why people don’t like my roommate. I think she’s pretty.

Yes. I’m still depressed about it.

Gas station pre work breakfast always slaps.

Haru Urara died at 29 last night.

No matter what brand. You literally cannot go wrong with microwave taquitos.

Finally. A playlist just for me.

You can keep your Silksong and whatnot. I’ll be playing a REAL game.

Consider this a warning

Pulled the new character

It’s international dog day. I demand you send pictures of your freaks.

Late night rice patties because I’m an adult and no one can tell me no.