A fresh French gel mani & pedi would heal me right now but it’s so cold 🥲 I’m currently swaddled in my blanket watching Dexter.

I spent the morning covered in whipped cream and now I’m headed to get a massage and take a nap before my dinner. A very happy gal☺️🥂

Final stage of capitalism? Buying countries is the new flex. Is this the endgame, the boss fight 🫣

Thank youuu for supporting my hobbies. Now I get to create on the road 🥰 plus this perfect little carry on for my sleepovers 😁

Updates* Friends I visit the south to see family as well so time is limited & advance notice is required. Charleston & CLT next week 26th- 29th #datecarolinas #datecharlotte Nyc availability this week* unavailable Tuesday, unavailable Thursday ❤️

Sharing glasses of wine and cheeky banter sounds like the perfect lunch break 😉 #fmty

Snow day means Pho day 🍲

Just walked down 12 flights of steps in heels but didn’t get stuck in the elevator so I’ll consider it lucky 😁 Good Morning 🌞

Real GFE 😁

Can you see how big I smile when my food comes… and when I look at you 😁

I love New York, I was walking through the city and ran into a gorgeous women in a fur coat. we exchanged smiles and then she flashed that she was wearing just lingerie underneath 😁

I think I love it here, thank you so much 🥰 I see nudes covered in paint in my future.

Feeling inspired today, I think I’ll head to Blick to pick up new canvas. It would be lovely to have new oil paints and brushes ☺️

Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear 😁🍒 #datenyc #datedc #fmty

Tempted to touch 🍒

I have to admit I’m spoiled. I adore my regulars, but I’ve met some great new clients🥰 mhmm are they joining the team? We’ll find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

My favorite Brazilian mami from Boston is visiting me in NYC I’m so excited 😍I’ll be walking around all week going “Obrigada”

Polite and seemingly shy little old men with deceivingly big dicks… because how is it bigger than you sir 😁

Help me with a button or two 😉 #datenyc #datedc #datesf

Who resurrected Mad Men ? Is there a spinoff coming or is it the usual popular series cycling.

It’s funny, I’ve been actively running from my typecast for years. I did a soft rebrand and it was very cerebral and intense and I loved it and my sister goes just post your titties and go. Weeps 😭 I hate when she’s right.

I’ll watch pretty much any mainstream movie with a spanking scene to be honest 😁

Craving hot cocoa, cuddles and then some… #datenyc #datekop #fmty

Has anyone actually seen Marty Supreme? The cast alone has me curious.

I love contemporary food but some things do not need to be foam 😭 why would I want scallop flavored flan instead of a yummy scallop. Natures naturally buttered biscuit, the foodie in me weeps.

Mayor Mamdani quoting Jadakiss was not on my 2026 bingo card 😆 #beoutside

It seems I’ll be doing some traveling. Updating my website with dates soon 🥰

I love those overnights with regulars where it’s just a “usual time, same place, I brought your favorite wine & redbull“ 😁

I’ve had a penpal in Holland that I’ve been chatting with for 5 years and we’ve finally decided to meet this summer. Amsterdam I can’t wait 😁

I spent an hour browsing the stationary aisle today. I found an adorable new planner and journal. Ahh the joys of getting old. Stimulated by stationary 😅

Because yall like my selfies more 😆 are you not entertained? #datenyc #fmty #datesf

Excited for dinner tonight ☺️ the city looks dreamy covered in snow.

All smiles, ready for the new year ahead ☺️ #datenyc #fmty

Merry Christmas Darlings 🎄

So excited I got my photos back. I can’t wait to edit my website 🥰 woot woot 🥂

I spy with my little eye 😁 #datenyc #datetampa

Good morning ☀️ I’m up way too early

“Consumption bar” sounds like such a colonial era term. Don’t mind me just headed out to consume 😅

I would love to start the year off with a new photoshoot maybe in Miami. a working vacation mhmm #dateMiami #datetampa

I’ve been really into Asian/ Japanese horror lately. I picked up this book called “Strange Houses” and it just reminded me of these 3 horror shorts I can’t remember the name of for the life of me.

Love my new gifted latex undies. I can’t wait to post pics in them ☺️

Happy hump day 🍒😘 #datenyc #fmty

A client requested to book again. I thought it was an error ( I saw them 4 hours ago) nope back for more. *Whispers menacingly* come to mama.

I love fishnets ❤️

Not being able to place my parlays because I’m not in nyc 😭 pain

I just can’t get enough of that southern hospitality 🥰 #datesc #datenc #dateCharlotte #datedc #dateCharleston #datecarolinas

love a decadent dinner with delicious company 🥰 #datenyc #datedc #datesc

A little commotion for the dress 🩷 #fmty

Its 8 am and I’ve already got my matcha. A good morning indeed.

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