Cuando el q no te quiere es el primero a escribirte en los días importantes. Q odio.

Me: I dont take Zodiac stuff seriously. Also me: I'll be damned before I let another Cancer fool me!!!

This gay jock, mean girl dynamic is really working for me I dunno why

My friend's husband made diabetes and I eagerly ate it. Pray for me

Realizing that me and my younger brother have the same walk devastates me

Trying not to get excited about unconfirmed trip to Argentina but I need this

Oh Friday you're so close

Next on the possibly wreck me list is Twinless. Can't wait!

Time to work on self and also maybe write a book.

Man online told me I need to give 2 years of single life to be truly ready for a relationship. Dang bitch... I mean, I believe him, but dang!

I hate when you're doing something mundane and suddenly ~feelings~

I went to an event called Naked Boys Reading and I wasn't sure what to expect...but it was naked boys reading lol. Anyhow one the books read was 100 Boyfriends by Brontez Purnell and it had me absolutely howling. It's a fun read that I recommend.

Sleep is so healing omg

Time to act normal at work with my super appropriate pin

You would not believe the direction this message takes. I would rather have you call me ugly or something before going kthxbye 🥲

About to send this man a 5 min voice note. Hoping he puts me out of my misery one way or the other

So did CyberGhost vpn purposely make their logo to look like Grindr? I'm not mad it, just curious.

My ig kicks me out after 45mins a day and it makes me smile. like you right to do that.

Since getting access to crunchyroll like 2 mo ago ive watched: Chainsaw man Kaiju No.8 Apothecary Dairies Solo Leveling Frieren Rurouni Kenshin The Rising of the Shield Hero Dr. Stone Saga of Tanya the Evil Jujutsu Kaisen Fire Force Good god I love it so much Just 1 or 2 I wouldn't recommend

Oh hey look... It's @rigante.bsky.social #art #portrait

Solo Leveling was a very satisfying binge watch. All 2 seasons...except episode 7.5. We dont talk about episode 7.5

I dunno how to explain it but I downsized the amount of clothes I have and you can't visually see inside the closet to really appreciate the impact, but when I look in its direction it *feels* lighter.

Who else is going to be up all night?

How long to wait for a guy at dinner before you call it a night?

A friend shared their crunchyroll account with me. I'm about to be lost in a sauce for a good while

I bought a 6 pack of coke zero sugar thinking it was the original coke. Why is the packaging so similar now? You're telling me I have the read now? Ugh 🥲

Burned out but still kicking

Kpop Demon Hunters is a yes for me.

Historics times every year?! Damn it let me rest

Guys I'm going to die. Something rang the door bell but the camera shows nothing. Hasta luego! 🫡

The other day I jimmied a lock with a knife so someone could get inside their house and I'd like to thank my skill set on my delinquency days at school.

Tried to get my old boy, who is just a puppy, to look at the camera. This the best he would allow.

Just watched this trailer and yup it's going to wreck me. I can't wait.

Sometimes my friends are telling me a story and they drop a tidbit in like "I didn't catch the name" and I'd wait for them to finish to ask what was the name again. The angry emphasized repeat of "I didn't catch the name" entertains me I dunno why.

One of my greatest achievements. Still can't believe he fell for it.

Remembering when the airline agent checking me asked me if I was a [derogatory term], said I looked like one, and then upgraded my luggage tags so they would come out first when I landed at my destination.

I sent a little prayer up even though I'm not religious because I swear someone has a voodoo doll on me causing injuries and I need protection 🙃

My metric for a long day at work is when I finally look at my phone for recreation I can open two pokemon tcgp packs

One of my bosses asked me about doing some extra work in other areas and I thought he was joking so I also joked saying you don't pay me enough for that. I don't think he took that well. 🥲

Not feeling my hair these days. I'm about to have a Britney Spears moment

You know what's presenting on a Teams call to 30+ persons and cracking jokes to display pictures that are all on mute? I need my audible or visual feedback Jesus.

The reels I send my friend: look at this duck being all emo in the rain with 2000s music playing. The reels my friend sends me: look at this guy continuously fart in sync to Katy Perry's Roar.

Sometimes my friends are hilarious and I really love that for me

Internet was down for 12hrs today. It was horrible 😢

Cant seem to sleep and feeling melancholic. Money would fix me.

My first crown card. 🤩

My puppy alerted me to a rat hiding in my car's engine bay. Then we chased it away with much gusto. I'm very proud of him. Lil rat hunter.

Met up with guy I wanted to be friends with years ago but we never did cuz he would never initiate hanging out and I got tired of that. Tonight he invited me out and bought the beers and everything. It was so refreshing and nice. I think this is a sign to never speak to him again.

Just watched Crashing. I'm officially on the Jonathan Bailey bandwagon 100% now.

Obsessed with this chattel house I saw on the road today