Buying a little cold brew to kick off the work week just like Dave Ramsey always told us to do.

Good morning to everyone treating their corneas to some fresh crisp computer screens at 5 am.

Carhartt can afford hired guns to slash the tires on lifted trucks owned by guys who made videos telling everyone that they don’t deserve to wear Carhartt unless they do Carhartt stuff. Sorry Brayden, but you messed with the money.

Did they already replace everyone with AI who could have stopped them from naming this initiative after a Zero skate video from 2005? gizmodo.com/salesforce-a...

If Microsoft really loved you they would make Outlook open source.

If HVAC is now on the house network is it ACoIP?

Cracking open some hard-boiled eggs in the office cafeteria as a power move or a bit. Time will tell.

Anthropic had to switch it up hard this past week just to keep up with the person running the Claude bot farm that spammed about Cameron Winter being an industry plant psy-op.

Any non-diet beverage is referred to as “full-bodied”.

Huge shoutout to the homie who just introduced me to HL2 Raising The Bar: Redux. What an absolute monster of a mod.

Big soda weekend.

Gm hustlers let’s seize these assets (Pokémon cards) from outside threat investors (children).

Nails at Coachella when?

Brisket sandwich and sipping non-diet soda out of styrofoam in a hot parking lot as was written in the gospels.

Going to Buc-ee's here in a few to figure out if people are still buying those beaver shiesties.

Claude analyze founder posts on LinkedIn when they get back from Coachella and identify who will be halting product development to become producers.



Friday. music.apple.com/us/album/dom...

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Punk Goes Crunk was released 18 years ago today and I just wanted to know what in the hell were we thinking.

I am announcing that I will continue to explore the effects of pure black coffee on an empty stomach at 5 in the morning until I achieve a permanently caffeinated state.

Not sleeping is never a flex, but that I rode that weird natural high that happens when you push past 2 am and got done just what I needed to get started.

S-tier reply (where applicable)

Cracked phone screen in 2026 type beat

They’re fighting on that site. They’re fighting on this site. They’re fighting on a secret third site that we are still trying to confirm the IP for.

Posting a real nice pic of your meal but the algo goes quantum and posts it on your feed back in 2012 so that when you wake up the next day you are the top online food influencer

Having an extremely normal one on my lunch break.

Can’t stop tokenization and limit capping when there’s rich baby beef to be had.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

So I was watching the 1993 Finish Made For TV adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, and thought everyone should see the moment where Gollum falls into Mount Doom.

*gesturing to every Waffle House: Are you guys seeing this?!

“Vice President JD Vance thinks aliens are visiting earth and that they are Demons” is the most “I wish Carl Sagan were alive” moment I’ve had in a while.

i have no mouth but i must scream adaptation starring christian slater as ted and james spader as am

Happy Coolio Day to all who celebrate!

Say what you will about Ginuwine, but he didn't mince words.

Him baby hitting the blunt on Rogan did irreparable damage to the stoner community.

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

#filmsky #letterboxd boxd.it/dENxqD

Here's what I like about writing my own newsletter: I don't need to get anyone's permission to write in tonight's issue that a certain governor looks like a yassified thumb in a cowboy hat

Cross-posting everywhere but Twitter was not how I saw the internet turning out but tbh I should have learned from Myspace.

#filmsky #letterboxd boxd.it/dDOUsZ

#filmsky #letterboxd boxd.it/dCKYd3

The meteor that crash landed in Ohio is already unaccounted for. The residents of Ohio have it. They have already extracted its atomic structure for their own independent energy source. It is their divine oracle. Ohio is the new Utah.

Americans have all but stopped using the phrase “holy mackerel” when encountering a legendary enemy or witnessing a cataclysmic event and it shows.

Next year I’m taking the day after the Oscars off from work and we are all going to meet at a nearby WeWork-type joint so that we can have enough time to review posts.

fuckin lol

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

You either die Gwen Stefani or you live long enough to see yourself become Gwen Stefani

Put the Strait of Hormuz on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang