Showing up at Target wearing a red shirt just to tell people I don’t work there

There are things happening online this week that would baffle someone who went on vacation two weeks ago

I swore two weeks ago we got a slew of headlines that begged us to believe the opposite of both these scenarios

Hear me out/wild idea: a show where Colman Domingo has a good time.

@A24 you and Kane Parsons have another chance to make history www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z34C...

I'm at that age where you actually need to consider that this latest round of back pain might be the one that sticks around for good.

It’s ok if you aren’t a fan but you need to chill. This was good clean internet-lore fun. boxd.it/ezYtp7

“Get on the plane kids I’m an oracle like Cassandra of Tory and the quasi-religious surveillance state I tried to usher in will be better utilized elsewhere it’s not because an entire country is repulsed by my very presence I swear” www.hola.com/us/celebriti...

People watching at Home Depot this weekend for guys who can’t believe the Memorial Day sales prices but still won’t buy anything.

McDonald’s is going to make you build your own Big Mac by 2041 and that might sound bad to you but I am honored.

I have a crippling fear of appearing in body cam footage while wearing an embarrassing graphic tee.

How do you know which hotels in the US are cool with you taking the microwave from your room if you check out on time?

World’s happiest LinkedIn user

James Charles came out psycho swinging in that video like HR during round 1 layoffs on a mid-afternoon Teams call.

Chappell Roan is going to be so pissed when she finds out that in the past year or so her songs have been abused at corporate seminars to hype the audience up before they introduce the CEO.

Learning how to secure your dev environments across any/all AI tools in your arsenal will have you wondering if you even understood git in the first place.

Realizing there are movies you will never see (bleak, depressing) Realizing there are movies you will never see (optimistic, hopeful)

Checking in on crypto

The follow-up to this will be worth the wait music.apple.com/us/album/maz...

Not a retvrn guy in the slightest but I actually think we are on our way back to a reasonable version of this type of guy

Zach Cregger understands that serving half-assed nostalgia bait and stringing together a series of cornball name-drop scenes would not make a good movie and grown adults are mad they get something fresh. Incredible.

They might say you can’t sell, but they’ll never know who really calls the shots with the office food vending company who “randomly” drops new Monster flavors in the break room on the first of every month.

Starting a support group for husbands whose frequent Michael McDonald impressions are being called into question by their wives.

Most episodes of Laguna Beach are about the anxiety of throwing a party and hoping that one specific person won’t show up.

Realizing that “you’re going to have to call my agent” is going to mean something entirely different for the rest of our lives. That was always a killer line in all of my favorite movies.

Can’t help but notice that Supreme hypebeasts fell off and then things got worse.

If enough people accidentally post what they meant for this site onto their LinkedIn profile, it would change for the better.

This company retreat could’ve been at Waffle House.

Buying a little cold brew to kick off the work week just like Dave Ramsey always told us to do.

Good morning to everyone treating their corneas to some fresh crisp computer screens at 5 am.

Carhartt can afford hired guns to slash the tires on lifted trucks owned by guys who made videos telling everyone that they don’t deserve to wear Carhartt unless they do Carhartt stuff. Sorry Brayden, but you messed with the money.

Did they already replace everyone with AI who could have stopped them from naming this initiative after a Zero skate video from 2005? gizmodo.com/salesforce-a...

If Microsoft really loved you they would make Outlook open source.

If HVAC is now on the house network is it ACoIP?

Cracking open some hard-boiled eggs in the office cafeteria as a power move or a bit. Time will tell.

Anthropic had to switch it up hard this past week just to keep up with the person running the Claude bot farm that spammed about Cameron Winter being an industry plant psy-op.

Any non-diet beverage is referred to as “full-bodied”.

Huge shoutout to the homie who just introduced me to HL2 Raising The Bar: Redux. What an absolute monster of a mod.

Big soda weekend.

Gm hustlers let’s seize these assets (Pokémon cards) from outside threat investors (children).

Nails at Coachella when?

Brisket sandwich and sipping non-diet soda out of styrofoam in a hot parking lot as was written in the gospels.

Going to Buc-ee's here in a few to figure out if people are still buying those beaver shiesties.

Claude analyze founder posts on LinkedIn when they get back from Coachella and identify who will be halting product development to become producers.



Friday. music.apple.com/us/album/dom...

#letterboxd boxd.it/dUzpeF

Punk Goes Crunk was released 18 years ago today and I just wanted to know what in the hell were we thinking.

I am announcing that I will continue to explore the effects of pure black coffee on an empty stomach at 5 in the morning until I achieve a permanently caffeinated state.

Not sleeping is never a flex, but that I rode that weird natural high that happens when you push past 2 am and got done just what I needed to get started.