Did you know people in Hollywood do drugs? #GoldenGlobes

Does anybody have a Golden Gloves stream link? It’s 2026 and despite a decade of sliding ratings and every major network developing their own streaming platform, we still can’t watch awards shows in real time without a cable subscription…

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Skipped the music for this workout and just played this Parker Posey sound on loop. Highly effective.

Have to give it to one of these two. All For You and Hung Up stole my attention every time they came on. AFY’s blend of art styles was so unique while Hung Up captured the essence and energy of Confessions on a Dance Floor so perfectly. Both catapulted the artists back into the spotlight, too.

I just joined Substack, because I love to be on the cutting edge. Any recommendations for good movie & tv, pop culture, music, cooking/baking, or interior design creators to subscribe to?

It’s warming up and the sun is out after work 😩

Does anyone actually listen to music the way people who do “first reaction” videos do? I love music, but Ajay Deluxe videos remind me of a toddler watching Blues Clues.

These just said “pics?” To you on Grindr

Ok I think it's been long enough MAYHEM slaps.

It was a 2-movie weekend. In The Lost Lands - 2.5/5 stars Brainless but it’s still fun watching Milla Jovovich shoot things in slo-mo. Mickey 17 - 3.5/5 stars Very silly and entertaining with excellent performances & world building.

I think I deactivated the Ammonium Thioglycolate in my hair 😔

Thank god for blue skies and sunshine today ❤️‍🩹

This was such a fun build, with so many clever connections.

It hit 50 so we busted out the shorts and took an extra long walk.

If music is therapy, who’s your therapist?

Come build the first 3 bags of the JAWS LEGO set with me, until I give up when I can’t find the tiny ass sticker sheet.

I went out for dinner with some coworkers the other night and one of them said my hair/beard combo made me look homeless 🫠

Is this top too small?

Wrapped a huge project at work today so I got myself a little treat to celebrate ☺️🦈🧱

It’s 37 degrees, I’m wearing a short sleeve shirt.

4 miles for lunch 😛

What the hell is up with Grammarly lately? It's ADHD is worse than mine...

Rebecca Black Salvation Tour in Toronto? Yes Please.

Jane Fonda. That's it. That's the skeet.

I do this fun thing every Sunday evening where I devastate myself emotionally with new episodes of The PITT. Jesus Christ.

Is it me or is Ru threatening Marique from 2011’s Conan for the highest hairline? #dragrace

We made it to the weekend ☺️

Luigi gives Cyndaquil vibes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Apple Store experience continues to confound. I got a new phone so I went in to check out cases. The display offers a code to scan to order your own case. Except the code didn’t work. It gave my phone an error. They don’t have a traditional checkout counter anymore either. I just left 😅

No bigger boner-killer than a Sniffies hookup immediately trying to cross an agreed-to boundary. Should’ve just gone to the gym 😑

Tate kinda ate (more of a nibble, but that doesn't rhyme) with this album. Not revolutionary by any means, but a solid pop effort. It'll stick in the rotation for a little while, that's for sure. Early standouts: Purple lace bra, bloodonmyhands, Revolving door. And Sports car remains that girl.

Why am I just finding out now that Meg Stalter is playing a show in Toronto tonight 😫

Finally watched The Wailing. A great slow burn possession movie from Korea. boxd.it/8TsiFB

Question for Hevy users. I’ve used PUSH in the past, and I liked it because it had little animations of what a workout/rep should look like. Does Hevy have those?

Coworkers are discussing how a 1-month coma could really solve a lot, so if you're questioning whether things feel especially dire at the moment, I present to you Exhibit A.

I took off work and now I’m having grilled cheese and watching the first Scooby Doo movie. Reminder to listen yourself and take care when needed ☺️

Workout✅ Sauna✅ Steam Room✅ Shower✅ Poke Bowl✅ Now for some SNL 50th and PS5 time.

T-Minus 3 hrs. til dinner time. Let the staring commence.

A snowy Sunday stuck inside 🙃

In case you wanted to ruin your Sunday. Incredible performances across the board, but devastating. boxd.it/8R7s75

Grocery store things ✨

For the last time, RuPaul does not know who Trisha Paytas is. The character will never win, no matter how good the impression (though there’s never been a good one).

I did not have high hopes for this one because it feels like Apple TV does not want anyone to know about their movies. However, this was a fun action/sci-fi creature feature with good chemistry between Taylor-Joy and Teller. There’s some cool set pieces and it doesn’t overstay its welcome.

My Jonesy Girl 🥰

Canceled a gym membership today. “We do need 30 days notice so your next payment on the 28th will still be charged 😊.”

It's a great day to stream EUSEXUA

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Caught an early screening of THE MONKEY this evening. Osgood Perkins dials up his twisted sense of humor here for a gory comedy (a goredy?) that starts spilling innards almost immediately and doesn’t let up until the credits roll. Theo James is great in his dual role and the cinematography rules.

Need someone to put me in a headlock. As a little treat.