Well that's weird to say. How do I give them energy, they're a toy. Duh.

A povo?! Where?! .... What's a povo

// A client asked me if we could learn about manta rays...

Aw, well. You know what? I would but I'm like really broke right now.

You're so right, pretty woman who I never met before. How could I ever say no to you.

What's a Labubu, I want one.

Fuuuck! That would have been pivotal bonding time! This is the WORST realization! SECOND worst, actually. The first was when they replaced Aunt Viv on The Fresh Prince and acted like nothing happened! Fuck you, Will Smith.

Wait, are you saying I was having homoerotic encounters in the boys locker room all along??? Darn it..! Fuck! I fucked it up being so oblivious! I didn't even get to participate more! Now they must think I'm a total asshole! Shit! I need to give them a call.

Wait, they were telling me I needed probiotics? Aww. What a great group of guys I totally makes me see them giving me purple nurples in the boy's locker room in a whole new perspective. I think they're perkier now.

Zesty is what they called me in high school. I think it was Greek.

Look, my dad came back.

I think you made that up because maybe YOU like hot fudge and salami so now you're projecting. What? Do you think I'm crazy or something?

Well pfft. Yeah. Who eats Salami with hot fudge? What a weirdo. Anyone hear this guy?

Umm is it going in my mouth and being chewed up?? Pretty sure I'm eating it right! Psh. Aren't you supposed to be the smart Robin??? Talk about the bar being low

Nightwing's bisexual??? Well FUCK. Way to ruin everything, pal.

Aww a chicken

Says the guy watching me make cereal because he's jealous he's not eating Fruity Pebbles like I am. Boom. Score for Vigilante. And Nightwing's my favorite Robin because I support the lesbians!

He's pouring milk in the bowl before adding the cereal.

Because last time I didn't have pants on when I did it? Obviously. Keep up, dude.

Fuck. I keep falling asleep. Vigilante out, bitches! BAM!

// Adrian

I wish my mom wasn't such a fucking dickbag.

Salami sandwiches are like one of my favorite kinds, it's a really good deli meat. How is that unbelievable? Okay, I know I'm white but sorry not everyone likes bologna, okay? Sue me!

So when you poop are they like super poops that break the toilet?? And— well you're an alien so does it come out the same [ He takes a quick peek, an attempt to peer around behind the hero ] spot..? [ Though curiousity would subside, & an idea crosses him mind — slow, processing ... ] ++

Sure is a lot of killing talk! I wanna just go on record and say I also kill people. For crimes! Like graffiti. Don't draw on shit that doesn't belong to you!

I was just looking in case I wanted to use it.. for food reasons. Like.. I dunno. A salami sandwich..

Hmm...

Yeah, I have all the pieces and everything. [ He'd pat at his crotch — though in a beat there's just a moment of worry crossing his features. He can't help but just to make sure... ] Yeah, all the pieces and everything!

〖 Thinking 〗 ... I'm actually like of glad I wasn't born with a penis, if that guy is anything to go by. I mean - Nutella??

[ Standing there with a stupid smile on his face, not a thought behind those eyes of his. Maybe a few, but nothing coherent to the average joe, or superaverage ] So why do you like poo, anyway???? Is it because you don't poop? Because you're Superman? ..... 𝘋𝘰 you poop?

// ill be waitinggg

// somehow this made me change my mind And I think we should rawdog from your sheer stupidity alone Cmere.

// TF DO YOU MEAN WHY? Because you're putting your dick in NUTELLA When it should obviously be ME INSTEAD. Two-timing bitch!

You keep calling me son it almost makes me forget my dad turning gay so he didn't have to be by me. I mean ok, suuure. Just don't look up poo butt stuff on my phone... it'll be hard to delete the search history with my eyes closed. [ Handing him his phone ]

// I want a divorce

[ Winks with both eyes ] Yeah, buddy. No problem. I definitely believe you don't like poo.

// WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Guys, my penis really hurts from sticking it in that nutella jar..

[ Wiping his tears away with the back of his hand, brushing the underside of his nose to clear away any mess. ] Okay, that makes a lot more sense now and I'm so glad you weren't born without a penis. I mean you were, but not in the way I thought which is substantially better.

[ There's a part of him that grow empathetic, his eyes practically welling with tears , his hand resting on the other's shoulder with a comforting squeeze. ] God.. God.. You poor thing. Being born without a dick.. You probably have to piss out your eyes or something. That's no way to live..

Now you're making it WAY more complicated. How am I supposed to eat it if it's on my dick?? I can't suck my own dick, trust me, I tried. I can't bend like that. And I don't want to remove any ribs, I'm attached to them and they're attached to me. And sorry you're dickless. That happens sometimes.

[ Dumbfounded & standing there — he's speechless in his attempt to process the information given to him by the strange squirrel. ] .... Well at least I hope it's Peacemaker. Or Hugh Jackman but specifically from The Greatest Showman so he's wearing that really cool outfit.

[Whispering] In the future, your desire to carry a child intensifies to the extent that you mistake someone saying they'll "shoot you" for "backshots" and- You drop your pants, get in whatever position humans do to mate, and the attacker shoots you in your tender spot, and- You bleed out and die.

// I can't control the things I say on this account. You write with Adrian here and just.. you gotta accept whatever happens after that. That's on you.

Ohhhhh...!!! That's makes 𝘴𝘰 much sense! Hahah..!! No wonder I always wanna put my dick in a jar of nutella and it's not a weird thing! That is so cool, man. Also don't put your dick in nutella, it gave me a UTI and it hurt really bad to piss for a week straight. Seriously. Blood came out.

Alright, Superman. I gotcha. [ Winking at him ] It's 𝘯𝘰𝘵 true. I get ya. Don't worry I don't believe it. [ Winks again ]

// I love my friends I want to bond with all of you

// LEO WTF

// flipping between Adrian and little Robin is so funny

Duhhh. I used Google.