Am I good at remembering to post on here? NO. Do I have a story I very much want you to read in the new issue of The Massachusetts Review? YES. Is that story called "Tony Robbins Is Dead"? HELL YES.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Some people like to IMPLY that MORNING PEOPLE are NORMAL and BORING, but THE EYE would like to CONFIRM that you can be a MORNING PERSON and an ABSOLUTE WEIRDO.

Advent calendar that’s a different bowl of hot chili every day.

Happy freaking Thanksgiving from these stone-cold pigeon stunners.

Whelp people are back on this site and I just went to the 2024 Pageant of the Pigeons, so I guess I have to start posting a picture of a different fancy pigeon every day.

OOTD: Cute professional shoes with casual jeans and a nice sweater to convince a new doctor that I am a Real Adult Who Should Be Taken Seriously.

There are two types of people at Home Depot: People who are Doing Something, and people who Just Fucked Up Doing Something.

I'm absolutely thrilled to have a new piece of flash fiction up on @xraylitmag.bsky.social, inspired by the woods where I grew up.

Well, it appears I am Doing Things On The Internet again.