Hey, Trump administration, I want to build offshore windfarms. What are you going to do about it?!? 🤑

I don’t think she was born, I think she was distilled into life, her age measured in proofs rather than years. 🍷🥴 Happy barfday! 🤮

I haven't yet finished my chart study. Last line definitely needs an update, huh?!? 🤭

If Jeffrey were still alive, even he would be more ashamed to be in the Trump files than the other way around. 🤔

The question is not who listens, but whether anyone still does.

Iran hit ⏸️ Trump hit "Post"

Last year Trump got a military parade for his birthday. This year he'll get a cage fight. Next year? Hopefully a 10x10 cage. 🤞🤞

Missing letter: Sold separately.

It's simple: The outcome Trump seeks from negotiations with Iran will NEVER happen. He appears to want a return to pre-war conditions. Impossible! The conditions, leverage, and realities on the ground have already changed irreversibly. America will end up paying Iran to obtain less than before. 🤦‍♂️

The times we're living in, Trump's so-called "Golden Age," aren't even gold-plated. It's a tacky, cheap costume jewelry version of history. 💩

Buyers paid a collective $59 million in deposits to get ..exactly what they deserve. 🤣

A White House rooftop "drone port" is ridiculous on its own. The mere thought of heavy military vehicles on top of Trump's ballroom shown in the AI image posted by him is beyond stupid. The stable genius is turning the most recognizable building in America, OUR house, into an even bigger bullseye.

Term and age limits for US presidents, legislators, and judges at all levels of our government, PLEASE! 🙏 Aging minds and fading health shouldn’t govern people living in a different reality.

Scoring 30/30 on MoCA, a screening test for merely detecting early dementia that is absolutely not a "high difficulty" test, does not measure intelligence, nor indicate exceptional cognitive ability. Had Trump taken a real IQ test, he would've probably scored lower than the chair he was sitting on.

About that ceasefire with Iran.. 'stay tuned,' he's still deliberating. 🤦

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG! Pathetic!

Best I've felt this month. 🙂🎇

What have Russian soldiers - and those of other nations fighting for Russia - given their lives for? It's a war they didn't want. It's a was Russia didn't need. It's a war Russia can't win. It's a war to feed Putin's ego. Watch & learn, America. Trump seems eager to pull us into a similar war. 🤔

- Mr. President, you have to sign off on the ceasefire agreement that was drafted based on your own guidelines. - Yes, but if I do it, the world will start talking about the Epstein files again. Maybe I should tell them that a decision is imminent and I'll make up my mind in the next 2-3 weeks?!? 🤦‍♂️

Trump hasn't yet finished dictating it.

Need the same done for the Oval Office. Pronto!

I wouldn't mind seeing his face on the $86.47 bill.

At some point, Trump's hesitation stops looking like deliberation and starts looking like attention-seeking theater. Wrap it up and move the fuck on! Stop milking the wait! This isn't a Shark Tank pitch where you decide whether you're in or out. The world is not a waiting room for announcements! 😡

The administration is hard at work creating an illustrated version of the agreement in a children's book style so the idiot can understand it as well.

Looks like this will be yet another Kid Rock and Ted Nugent concert. 🤭 If MAGA's alternate show during the Super Bowl halftime was any indication, this one also promises to end in embarrassment.

Our country is at war, yet Trump worries about having chosen the right blue for the reflecting pool lining. "Stable genius" should know that the main reflected image color does not change based on pool lining color. A reflecting pool.. reflects.

If war in Iran slows down, even a bit, the world will start talking again about the Epstein files and about Trump being in them. So, yes, true dilemma for pedo grandpa.. sign off on this agreement and Jeffrey's ghost will visit, or keep the war going until the end of this administration?!? 🤷‍♂️

This too shall fail, but.. thank you for bringing Epstein and yourself back into the spotlight, Donald! 🤭

We're living The Handmaid's Tale, 2026 Trump Edition. If Orwell and Atwood united to write today's reality plot, this would be it. 😱

Why not? 🤔 Afraid 'JD Vance' the laughing cow may take his place?? Timing is everything!

Trump is nothing but a tenant in OUR White House, ..but behaves like a squatter who just got the eviction papers and won't leave without trashing the place. Destruction of OUR property has to stop! 😡

“We cannot and will not allow any cases of Ebola to enter the United States,” US Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Wednesday. Hitler, 1939: "[persons] suffering from illnesses judged to be incurable may, after a humane, most careful assessment of their condition, be granted a mercy death."

..because sexual assault and defamation just isn't enough to satisfy pedo grandpa Trump.

Why does everybody still call it a "ceasefire"?!? 🤦

"The flight from Hurghada, Egypt, to London diverted to Rome because regulations state that power banks are not allowed in the airplane's cargo hold." Hmm.., looks like a clever traveler found a way to upgrade to Rome at economy-minus rates. 🤣🤣🤣

This would normally be bad news, but.. man, have you seen the DOW lately? Totally made up for it! 📈

Yesterday, following his "annual" 6-month health check, Trump said he checked out 'perfectly'. Here's proof how much one's mental health can decline in less than 24 hours. 👇

"Ebola? What Ebola? I don't see Ebola."

The Stupid Snake Whisperer. When brain worms didn't finish the job.. but ate enough of their host's gray matter...

He really, really, truly wanted to go, ..but cankles said "No!"

It's 2026, the era of the "US Scroll-Through Revolution." Politics have the feel of reality TV, with dissent reduced to social media posts and hashtags that barely scratch the surface of a crumbling democracy under a bumbling presidency. As a country, we're sinking, yet we keep scrolling..

WTF?!? 😱 White House is officially a damn circus! We may as well build a new presidential residence. This one is done! From a Tesla sales lot to this shit..

Hard to spot in his social media post, but between the words "checked out" and "PERFECTLY," Trump really checked out for a 17-minute nap.. ..or "executive time" as they call it. 🤣

100% fit for prison. ✅

Pedo felon crook takeover of the Oval Office. We've been begging, ..crying for help since day one. World, are you listening??? 😱

I'm old enough to remember when a politician's performance while in office was validated by feedback from their constituents, not by presidential praise for ass kissing on anti-democracy propaganda channels.

Updated "The Beast" to be introduced sometime in the 2nd term.

When it comes to semantics, Iran aims for perfection, ..much like with its previous message to all Americans: "Your president is a pedophile."

Trump started with "great deals" that left even casinos bankrupt. Now it's "peace deals" that look like surrender papers, and foreign policy wins that seem to create bigger problems than they solve. The pattern is.. the message.

Make that make sense! 😱