It's easy to approve a "Double Tap" when you think it means knocking twice and drinking two shots. 🥃🥃🥴

Cankles? What cankles?!? 🤔 ..With tears in her eyes, Karolyin' Leavitt said that Trump is the healthiest president in the history of the universe. My question is: If Trump is so perfectly healthy, why does he look and act so goddamn sick? 🤷🏼‍♂️

When KegBreath's IQ barely rises above his vodka-soaked blood alcohol level, things inevitably go wrong. 🤔

It's 2025.. Surreal.. 🫣 Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly made clear on Monday he’s not intimidated by President Donald Trump’s suggestion that he be hanged nor a military review by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for urging service members to disobey illegal orders. 👇

Trump is a liar, reposting lies. This is just a new version of "They're eating our dogs!" Oh, the fear mongering, bigotry, racism! 😱 Fact check: Next to the screenshot of his post, I'm posting REAL data from page 41 of the MN 2025 Budget and Economic Forecast, available here: mn.gov/mmb-stat/000...

Neither needed nor desired. I can't imagine how much it will cost US taxpayers to tear down Trump's gaudy ballroom and restore OUR White House to its original beauty. 😱

On 11/19, H.R.4405 - Epstein Files Transparency Act became public law. First deadline is looming.. 👇

Is this the same guy who wants the Nobel Peace Prize?!? 🤔

It doesn't matter how many times he repeats this lie. It will NEVER be true. 🤔

The US can't close another country's airspace. Trump just can't. No, not even if he says "please"

Nothing to see here, right?!? 🤔 Hernández received millions of dollars in bribes to facilitate moving 400 tons of cocaine to the United States. He is currently serving a 45-year federal prison sentence.

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Fake drug trafficking networks? How is this not the same playbook Putin used: Fabricating Nazis where there were none to excuse aggression against Ukraine?

To all reporters facing Trump: Don't fear being called "stupid"! Press him. Pin him. When he dodges, restate the question. Shorter, sharper. When he lies, cite the fact. Calmly, precisely. Don't debate his insults. They're just smoke. Your job isn’t to please him. It's to pierce the fog.

Meanwhile, Pedo Piggy still believes he's above the law.. until he isn't.

Live footage from the Oval Office 👇

Are you invested in Trump Media & Technology Group Corp? You deserve each other. 🤔

Once you think of it, you can't unthink it.. He abused underage girls. 😱 Let there be light! I want to see the Epstein files!

When Trump didn't get this year's Nobel Peace Prize, I had high hopes that he would quit fighting Putin's war. What the fuck keeps this idiot going? Kompromat? Stupidity? 😱

Putin could end the war in Ukraine with one order. Trump keeps fueling it, dangling a victory Putin can't claim alone.

When it comes to territory, both the US plan to end the Ukraine war and the EU counter-proposal seem to disadvantage the invaded country and favor Russia. If talks start from current "Line of Contact" and Ukraine holds no Russian land, only Ukraine can lose territory while Russia risks none. 🤔

If Tina Peters deserves freedom, Trump deserves her cell. Fair trade? 🤔

Trump should avoid topics that rhyme with his indictments. 🤔

Not worth wasting your time reading this crap. Let me summarize: Trump: Ukraine war ain't my fault. It's Biden's and Zelensky's fault. Ukraine didn't say "Thank you!" Long live Russia! From Putin's eternal servant, DJT, with love!

"Many great legal scholars," when said by Trump, is the equivalent of "nobody." Real, not imagined legal scholars, know that SOLDIERS ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO REFUSE ANY ILLEGAL ORDER, including one to harm lawmakers. This is not up to interpretation.

Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater! 🤔

I've read it. 🤯 🤦🏼 Trump's (or ahould I say Putin's) "peace plan" is utter bullshit. Any peace plan lacking input from Ukraine and its TRUE allies, is moot. Truly hoping Zelensky will dismiss it as such. 🤞

It's time for the "Coalition of the Willing" to step up! Trump's "peace" plan asks Ukraine to surrender. Let's not forget who invaded whom..

DOJ may redact names from the Epstein files "to protect the victims." Let’s be precise: Trump is NOT a victim. 🤔

Every "peace plan" from Trump reads like a one-way surrender: Ukraine gives, Russia gets. If the deal only works for the guy doing the invading, it's not a peace plan, it's a fan letter. 🤔

Once obeying the law becomes a death-worthy offense, democracy is already on the stretcher. 😱

I'm not naïve. The Epstein files will NOT be released. Why would Trump have Bondi investigate Democrats' ties to Epstein? Doing so gives the DOJ a reason to claim the files are part of an ongoing investigation and therefore can't be disclosed. My guess? That "investigation" will last 3 years. 🤔

100% legitimate question from the ABC reporter.

If Duolingo had Trumpish as a foreign language, the phone would start smoking upon starting a lesson. Even AI has limits..

Is Trump even aware of the countless photos of him, and even his children, together with Epstein? His "sleazy relationship" with Epstein was public. Where's the self awareness?!? Will this idiot call for his own prosecution when his "wonderful secret" will see the light of day? 🤔

Only after being caught. Before, it was just a "wonderful secret" 🤔

We've entered the era of the open-concept cover-up.

Close. He opened a fake investigation into news. 🤔

"Sir, ..all checked, edited, redacted and tidy. You're cleared to proceed with your bold transparency, openness, and to demand accountability for everyone else. Release away, Sir!"

MAGA isn’t a phase. It’s a lifetime sentence.

"Sir, ..how can you call me a traitor and a disgrace when I warned about Gazpacho Police, Jewish Space Lasers starting forest fires, Peach-Tree-Dish science, and even called for 'Marshall Law' to save our country?!?" 🤷🏼‍♀️

Still too high..

Can't think of anything smaller than a war. Nigeria? Venezuela? Have your pick! 🤔 Trump would scorch our world, with us in it, before he goes down.

I'm inclined to believe Ghislane Maxwell is getting the special treatment precisely because she did NOT lie to Blanche. She had to show her cards to get what she got. Whatever she has on Trump, likely well protected and off-site, must be priceless.

If it were a hoax, Pedo Trump wouldn't try to deflect from it. Yet here he is, deflecting, ..while speaking of deflection. The shutdown is so 'yesterday', and even that is being attributed to Republicans. Trump is his own greatest enemy, because he just can't shut up. Guilty is as guilty does.

Following the Epstein scandal in the UK, Prince Andrew lost hiw title and became Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor. What post-Epstein scandal name should this asshole get?

We deserve to know WHY..

Johnson on bill to release Epstein files: "We’re going to put that on the floor [...] next week." "House Oversight Committee has been working around the clock on its own investigation." Result of their own fake investigation will sound like a Smokie song: 🎶🎵 "Epstein? Who the fuck is Epstein?" 🤷

After 7 l-o-n-g weeks, wishing Arizona Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva, who is the 158th & final vote to release the EPSTEIN Files, a wonderful Swearing-In Day, although not everyone is all that happy about it. #AccountabilityIsComing

📌 “What information is Ms. Maxwell agreeing to suppress in order to receive such outlandishly favorable treatment as a federal prisoner and convicted sex offender?” Raskin wrote to Trump.