Counteroffer: $0.01 to delay publishing his posts until he is in prison.

👏👏 The prison system just got two new influencers.

I'm watching this. Trump is a lying piece of crap! 🤬🤮

Even without such "confirmation" we knew that buying votes was fishy. The question is: Does having a trillion dollars in the bank position Musk above the law?

Disney is working on a biographical movie on Mitch McConnell. The last 47 minutes are just a freeze-frame shot. Ending unknown.

The West Wing is clearly marked now, making it easier for disoriented pedo grandpas to find it, rather than suddenly finding themselves on the roof of the White House.

It blows my mind.. A month of attacks from both sides, and they still call it a "ceasefire" Even idiot Trump said yesterday there's no such thing as a ceasefire. WTF?!? It's a war.

Yes! 🤞🤞

👏👏 Let it be just the beginning of many, many judgments against Trump, on this and many other fronts, ultimately landing him in prison for the rest of his life. As for other cases, his immunity protection is not endless.. ..and Epstein fallout is waiting just around the corner.

If I can see the absurd lack of coherence in Trump's speeches, imagine how world leaders react, thinking "What the fuck?!" They're constantly insulted by an idiot who believes he's the king of a world that would collapse without him. Ironically, he communicates with less clarity than a 3-year-old.

Listening live to Trump's interview, together with President Zelensky. CRINGE WORTHY!!! 🤮 OMG! So embarrassing! 🫣

No comment..

If a US player had been fouled like that, Trump would've called it soccer terrorism, demanded ICE arrest the player, deport the referee, and hit the other country with tariffs "the likes of which you've never seen."

When your name gets stripped off of the Kennedy Center, take what you get. It's like getting the fake FIFA "Peace Prize" instead of the one and only Nobel Peace Prize. 🤣🤣🤣

Dear helicopter propeller, you missed, dammit! 🤭

Given that Trump Putin's puppet, here's my prediction: 👇 Trump will say Zelensky is undermining the peace process, and will ask Ukraine for impossible concessions, such as gifting to Russia all Ukrainian territory currently occupied by Putin's army, while asking nothing of Putin. Mark my words.

Current weather in DC is on our side. Let the idiot have his rally! 🤣

Don't bother sorting through his meaningless word spaghetti.. Just skip to the last part: "I'm leaving the White House soon." Yes, Pedo Grandpa, I couldn't agree more. 🤣 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

Happy 4th❓ I consider myself a true patriot, not the fake, MAGA-hat type, and value our democracy and Constitution more than the idiot who turned politics into a personality cult and a personal cash machine. So, what's so 'happy' about THIS 4th of July?!? 🫩

And just like that, his pubic hair-like signature will forever remind us of his birthday card to Epstein.. "may every day be another wonderful secret" Not a secret for long, I hope. 🤞 Let's vote blue in November, take back House and Senate, and expose Pedo Grandpa for what he really is! 🌊

NATO is for defense, not for supporting Trump's illegitimate distraction war.

Wow, that was.. "quick"!! Hurricane Helene hit GA in September of 2024. 😱 It happened such a long time ago, ..I had to google it. 🤣

Happy Canada Day to the country that's spent 159 years pretending not to hear the noise downstairs. ♥️🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦♥️ May your maple syrup stay real and your headlines stay boring!

That's (one part of) Trump's Big Ugly Bill for you: Changes coming into effect today will make it harder and more expensive for students to finance their education and to repay their loans afterwards. He wants to make America stupid. So far, it's working!

I'll celebrate Independence Day when that sick fuck is finally out of the Oval Office for good. 🫩

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It's final! 👏👏

Four historical anchors and still no coherent starting point. 🤔 It's weird for Trump to warn about threats to our country while being central to arguments about weakening it.

11 years ago, on June 16, 2015, Trump descended the escalator at Trump Tower and announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Except for the four years under Biden, that was the day the United States began moving backward. The damage this fucking idiot has unleashed is staggering. 😱

Wild guess..... Stupidity and longevity don't go hand in hand?!?

Calling it a ceasefire while also saying "a third straight day of military action" is like saying someone was fatally shot and is still fighting for survival. 🤦

Trump's deal for the ages ..aged really well. 🤣

Fighting ghosts again. 🤭 His favorite opponent doesn't even exist. 🤦

Some day, when his name will be removed from street signs, it will be called just.. "Avenue" It has worked for the Kennedy Center. 🤣

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The hypocrisy!!! 🙄

Trump forgot about Starmer's decision to appoint Peter Mandelson, a scandal-tarnished friend of Jeffrey Epstein, as the U.K. ambassador to the United States. But why would he mention that? To remind us about the Epstein files and that Pedo Grandpa Donald's name is in it more than anybody else's?? 🤔

Desperation talking.

He's really good at being bad. 🤭

You just know what a "success" the Iran-US negotiations in Switzerland will be if Jared has a seat at the table where the fate of the world economy is being decided.. ..Or has Ivanka asked him to go "shopping"? 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩

Oh, yeah.. and an imaginary "someone" vandalized the reflecting pool. 🤦

Will this idiot EVER take responsibility for fucking up things?!? 🤬

Why would ANYONE want a picture with the one person whom they'd rather photoshop out of their photos?!? Trump is wrong, but don't expect to see him apologize or say that Meloni is right.

Make Algae Go Away Drain the D.C. swamp, ..literally and figuratively. Start in The Oval!

Ditto!

All of you haters out there, know that Trump is right: The reflecting pool is still the same color as the US flag.

What agreement?!?

Forget the headline. He looks like shit! 🤮

Trump's lies and insults have consequences. Brava, Meloni! 👏👏

Yuck!!! 🤢