I need to spice up my vocabulary. Maybe I should start bringing back “indubitably”

Me standing in front of the mirror, visibly crying, trying to be more confident: “… th-this too… c-c-can be y-yuri…”

Why would I need my own desires when I can just copy everyone else’s homework?

#ffxiv you know how you sometimes have a joke enter your head and you’re obligated to let it out?

Tatsuki Fujimoto NEEDS to be studied in a lab. The latest chapter of Chainsaw Man confirmed this.

In a just world, I’d have legions of pretty lady knights attending to me for anything I needed. Or at least I would be the knight for legions of pretty ladies who need attending…

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I think this poutine should qualify me for Canadian citizenship automatically. I think they should beg for me to move there.

Crab cakes, remoulade, and a pilaf behind it

The runback: an eggs benedict so good it will make you believe in the beauty of life again

Lesbianism is my giant glowing weak spot like a Star Fox boss. One nice comment from a pretty lady and I’m on fire cursing your name.

Being in your thirties is like. You a largely understand your psychic woes, finally, but you have to learn a bunch of new physical woes.

Tiny lonely dog

There are only warlocks, and no warkeys. This is because they’re all bottoms.

The group chat is debating whether or not the undead count as necrophilia like they’re in “The School of Athens”

Grinding up soybeans into the groundwater to forcefem the trees. I need to reduce the pollen count.

I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just autistic with very little self control, and the self emerges naturally.

I miss Among Us…

When will “be gay, do crimes” finally include the laws of physics?

If a lady has 3+ rings on, she’s probably either queer or a Sonic the Hedgehog character. The likelihood of both goes up with quantity.

“I will die on this hill” says local woman known for dying in valleys.

“heck” has diverged significantly enough in usage from “hell” that it no longer is a valid replacement term.

I keep my blood sugar high so my future vampire girlfriend will fall in love on first bite

I had a lightbulb go out at home… does anyone know any very tall lesbians who could come over and replace it for me? No other reasons.

They should invent a new service... It’s like Instacart, but they match you with shoplifters instead of shoppers.

Personally? I’m a proponent of Flat Moon Theory. She’s still saving up for her top surgery.

If you don’t know what the dish you’re looking at is, check the alt text

You ever think about how magical girl series and Pokémon are opposites? One is about magical animals having children fight for them, and the other is about children having magical animals fight for them. If elected president, I will arrange a crossover.

“Mother, what is that strange device in your hand? Can I eat it?”

She is not an expert at cooking or plating or photography, but damn can she make some good fried rice

I’m going to start posting my attempts at photographing my own cooking. Honey soy salmon, and then wine sauce chicken and mushroom fettuccine

Have a cat