@brainmage.bsky.social Your dlc's got a mention this week!

I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials. You should all know the drill by now but just in case: ⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only) ⭐️ No portraits ⭐️ Just simple, silly guys DM me if you would like one!

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to: Page & Plant Zoë Keating Howard Shore with the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra Jonathon Coulton The Freddie Mercury Tribute

In the UK we celebrate Misgiving, a year-round festival of formless dread and unease

Tax on whoever it is who keeps cancelling those shows I was trying to watch

"A French Fry Restaurant"

"Following advice from William Ewart Gladstone, I always crack an egg into my sherry"

A couple of tracks that seem appropriate today www.youtube.com/watch?v=85gB...

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

- Who are you, and how did you get in here? - I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith. #PoliceSquad #locksmith

John Fetterman is a feckless coward and West Streeting can get in the sea

@notmoro.bsky.social you're quite nearby, what opinions should I be checking with you today

The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.

me when the AI bubble bursts

Goodness me: nearly two hours of Vic Reeves Big Night Out at the Albany Empire, April 1989. The TV series was still about a year away.

"Where's your fucking Poppy?"

by Alan Saunders in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group on facebook

I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am

Is it illegal to wear a suit of armour in Parliament in your country?

This evening, I shall be mostly doing 90s comedy nostalgia

COMING TOMORROW TO THE BROKEN VEIL CHANNEL NEW EPISODE! Discomfort Blanket is not a number. It is a free podcast. (Well, a free podcast if you support the Broken Veil channel on Patreon for as little as a couple of quid a month...) patreon.com/BrokenVeil

A NEW CHRISTMAS THING! The Big Green Books Advent Calendar! Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books. Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas. The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading. More info HERE www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...

How does he always *know* when it's no longer stuck in my head

BLEP

Phew, I made something in time for Halloween!

"Create works so great that they will induce despair in the mighty. Your time starts now." "Nobody's just going to chuck a couple of giant legs up in the desert and call it job done, are they?" "Definitely not, Greg. First up - let's see how Ozymandias got on."

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek

Five on a Highlands Adventure

"How am I going to strangle you if you're all the way up there?"

whomst amongst us

If you're wandering around old graveyards it's tombscrolling

A rival to @guardianforeheads.bagpuss.org emerges!

AWS is down, post a cheerful 'relax and enjoy your life' skeleton (I appreciate this one's a bit niche)

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

@babelfishwars.bsky.social I think you should get this jimll.co.uk/products/its...

“Doth thine box rolleth on wheels?” “It doth not, good sir!” ( Original screengrab by @stevewriteswords.bsky.social )

@idlmpodcast.bsky.social I am genuinely sorry to report that @notmoro.bsky.social laughed out loud at the Snake Plissken bit

Want to see Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? Then you’re a cunt.

@ewacat.bsky.social some more dog-related content for you today

Also, head on over to MY shop at ko-fi.com/tealin/shop to pre-order some polar-themed midwinter cards so I know how many to get printed!

Using ChatGPT

Starting the week with an @oakhamales.bsky.social Tempest

Cowbit.

Depends if you count MUDs as social media from the 90s or not

More #buyastrangerabook day action! @notmoro.bsky.social is offering to buy one lucky person the book of their choice, up to £20! So, if there's a particular book you're after, let us know! UK only

This Prime Day, did you know my wonderful, supportive indie publishers sell ebooks of their titles direct? And that you always get a great deal on them because no space bothering billionaire gets a cut? farragobooks.com