Poor guys didn’t even get to change out of their work clothes from their respective day jobs 🥺😔

(Glenn Danzig voice) 🎶Parents taking their kids trick or treating tonight Lower backs feeling tight Elder Millennial Halloween!🎶

When are we gonna address the real October holiday with satanic undertones? By which I mean National Bosses Day.

Weird being born on the autumnal equinox. Coming into this world as a bunch of plant life starts to die. Like I’m some sort of Swamp Thing villain.

Just taking in an afternoon of art house independent cinema!

Tired: Getting into massive circle pits at punk rock shows. Wired: Nice comfortable lawn chairs to sit in at punk rock shows!

Watching Bad Religion and The Dropkick Murphys play at the Bank of NH Pavillon. It’s always important to always be aware of your surroundings at a music venue in case of an emergency. But this is an outdoor venue. So if an emergency happens do I just run into the woods? 🤷‍♂️

Just out and about taking in an evening of cinema at the local independent movie house:

So should I still submit my writing packet or…..

Thanks for the heads up, Dean-o Machine-o. I was gonna put off seeing the movie until the middle of next week or next weekend to avoid the opening weekend crowds. But your review made it a must see! 😊

When it comes to summer blockbusters there’s none more huger. While the rest of you spent your Saturday watching Black Sabbath close out their run as a band I spent my Sunday watching a rockumentary on the greatest heavy metal band of all time!

Yesterday was Canada Day and today is Bret Hart’s birthday. Wait, so Canada gets two Canada Days?!

Every other video they showed us millennials in D. A. R. E. class be like:

Aloysius Snuffleupagus is the “Big” Bill Haywood of Sesame Street’s labor movement!

The key takeaway from stretcher matches/ambulance matches isn’t that you have to debilitate your opponent so badly that they have to be taken away on a stretcher/in an ambulance. But rather that the loser (in kayfabe at least) has to deal with the American healthcare system.

Time to buy, buy, BUY! What’s the worst that could happen from wildly speculating on tulips?

Now Paul Heyman is gonna finish the hat trick by turning on Seth Rollins and he’s gonna manage the referee!

I love how the conflict between Seth Rollins and CM Punk is that Rollins is mad that Punk walked out of WWE in 2014. When the company was in zero danger of going under. It’s not like he walked out in 1996-1997 when they were getting their clock cleaned by WCW.

(Axl Rose voice) Do you know where you are? You're in The Jungle. By which I mean the novel by Upton Sinclair about exploitive working conditions of immigrant meat packing workers, but its readers focused more on the unsanitary conditions in which the meat was prepared.......

When it’s after the vernal equinox but you’re not experiencing any Spring weather:

I wonder if they’re gonna call all of the tent cities that are gonna pop up due to the economic crash “Trumpville” like when they called the same encampments “Hooverville”, Or if Trump will send a cease and desist letter for stepping on his intellectual property.

Oh, so you think that you’re getting into the Saint Patrick’s Day spirit by wearing green to work or school. Meanwhile I literally packed Guinness into my lunchbox!

When televised wrestling shows end with a promo segment instead of a match:

The Canadian fans booed the Star Spangled Banner yet sang along to CM Punk’s entrance music (“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour) last night and Randy Orton’s “Voices” theme music tonight. Maybe making one of those songs the new national anthem would help America’s PR issues?

Ring of Honor alums Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens are basically having a Fight Without Honor match but in WWE. A “Fight Without Entertainment” match? Nah, I’m gonna have to workshop that a bit! #WWEChamber

If that TurboTax ad they played on #WWEChamber  was accurate the guy from TurboTax would be like “aren’t you you signed to an exclusive contract? Shouldn’t you be filed under a W-2 instead of a 1099?”

The New England Patriots being down 28-3 in the third quarter of Super Bowl LI only to tie the score in regulation and win the game in overtime. RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services. 🤝 TB makes a huge comeback.

It’s Trump Tariffs Eve, so don’t forget to leave out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for Herbert Hoover.

If you’ve studied history and you don’t have your own personal rogues gallery of historical figures, then did you really study history?

The weird part? I’m not even at a baby shower!

If you start playing “Institutionalized” by Suicidal Tendencies at 11:56:18 P. M., you can enter the new year to lead singer Mike Muir saying “doesn’t matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyways.” #HappyNewYear

“365 Daily Devotions” that sounds all well and good. But this is a leap year. So what’s everyone who reads this book’s plans for today? Just double up on yesterday’s devotional or are they just raw dogging existence today?

Recently balanced my checkbook and in the part of the ledger where you fill in the day’s date I accidentally wrote ten instead of twelve for the month. What can I say? Old habits die hard. #RomanCalendar

With all of the streaming rights expiring for some platforms and starting for others. For wrestling fans it kinda feels like New Year’s Eve circa Y2K all over again.

Gonna tell the kids that this was The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

“Are you in the Christmas spirit?” “Oh yeah, I’m totally in the Christmas Spirit*!” *Specifically the part of “A Visit from St. Nicholas" where the narrator talks about laying down for a long winter’s nap.

“Tonight you will be visited by three spirits!” The Spirits:

The winter solstice is cool and all. But a little bit too much daylight for my liking!

“I can’t believe how coarse the discourse has been online the past couple of days!” Meanwhile health insurance companies at their shareholders meetings:

If they ever catch whomever is responsible, they should get sentenced to do so much community service. By which I mean they should get time served.

Says a lot about the healthcare industry that the title of a book about their business practices is interchangeable with Cobra Kai’s motto of “strike first, strike hard, no mercy!”

The Pilgrims actually lived in Holland for twelve years before making way for what would become Plymouth Colony. Do they celebrate their own thanksgiving to commemorate relieving themselves of those pious killjoys?

To everyone complaining about spending Thanksgiving with your MAGA relatives, the bright side is that if Trump’s tariffs and mass deportation plans come to fruition he’ll price future Thanksgivings out of existence. So at least there’s that!

With these proposed tariffs on goods coming in from Canada I’m gonna need to stock up on essential items from our neighbors to the north. By which I mean merch from Bret Hart’s online store!

Sanctioning France for not being in lockstep with the U. S. Empire? We’re partying like it’s 2003! 🥳

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