Par for the course… youtube.com/post/Ugkx86f...

Mmm, patriarchy. Oh dear 🤦‍♂️.

Morgan McSweeney was forced to resign yesterday. This is the best news since… Hmm… I don’t remember any good news recently, but this is very very good news. McSweeney is the reason the UK had the shittiest, stupidest possible Brexit, the reason Starmer sucks Netanyahu’s cock, and is a UKIP twunt.

Aha, finally someone else who uses the word excrescence! Good old Norm. He really doesnt beat around the burning bush. youtube.com/watch?v=NyYl...

How we larfed

And Nigel Farage wants this for the UK. Voting Conform UK (formerly Reform UK) would drag Britain back to about 1825 in terms of workers’ rights, race relations, the Peterloo Massacre and no NHS. That’s what the Gammons want, and we have to find a way to educate them before it’s too late.

This one actually did age well 😁.

Much as I like ageing lesbians, this is funny for all the right reasons.

“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”

pRiVaTe JeT 🎻 www.bbc.com/news/article...

A dude has a sword and a picture of Ernst Stavro Bloefeld with a cat in his lap as his profile picture but I’m the rude one. Clearly LinkedIn’s AI has been learning from US Customs Officials when it comes to their censorbot understanding humour and basic cultural references. Knobheads.

Right wingers in the UK are so eloquent! If left wingers could express themselves like this, I’m sure socialism would be more popular!

Oh look, a total cockwomble.

A picture for this decade… With apologies to @zillablitz.bsky.social - I didn’t mean to make the Reptard look like you.

Just in case you’ve forgotten what Tories are like… www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Trufax

Sad sad sad sad sad! Incels, teenage boys, DON’T do this PLEASE! Arrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!

Ignore the daft title, this clip sums up extremely well the danger Trump is causing to the whole world with his warmongering. youtu.be/j08OuyTg1Yc?...

I am sad that Bluesky has tagged me “rude” when my rudeness extends only to criticising Trump and Israel. It feels like only Angela and Pabli see my posts 😣. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Unsolicited cokke pic 😳.

Forget the New Black Panthers actor lady and AOC, NEW CRUSH 😍 youtube.com/shorts/Ov7bR...

What Machado should have given the sordid orange pedophile.

New official Photo OF Supreme Leader Trumpet McMafia-Covfefe 1st Officially released! To be Displayed in ALL government Offices and PATRIORIC hOmEs FROM Monday 19th. THANK you For your Attention IN THIS matter! @realOrangeAsshole

Trump is raving mad. Surely there is more than enough reason to impeach, imprison and inter him? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

“accidental”. They lie and lie and lie.

New jazz CD. It’s so good. 1411kbps of pure aural pleasure. The only thing that could be better than this is the same recording on reel to reel. People, forget Spotify. They don’t pay artists anything like what they deserve for their thousand of hours of work, and often don’t pay them at all.

Forget AOC. New crush 😍.

Zuckerbook 😂😂😂

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Where’s the best place to buy “Punch Nazis” t-shirts online? I might have to go back to the UK soon and I want to be prepared.

Israel has admitted - even boasted about - instigating the riots in Iran. When will Keir Starmer call Israel out for this behaviour? Can we assume that as Shabana Mahmood has announced ‘no confidence’ in the leader of Manchester Police due to the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans being banned, not soon?

🅱️🅱️🆑 BREAKING Little Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk’s Grok Ai pedophilia software is fine. In other news, wee Tommy has relocated to Benidorm to enjoy the sea, sun, sand and semen! Good luck little Thomas! Have a gay day!

🅱️🅱️🆑 BREAKING NEWS US Secretary of Education Linda McMahon has selected the only analog book allowed for Southern States scholastic study in the 2026-27 school year. Co-authored by Joel Olsteen and Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump has bought 4 million copies for distribution to Bible Belt public schools.

Mahmood has gone totally bananas 😳.

From a tree? That’s what the KKK, AKA ICE, wants. But I’m not hearing that Jonathon Ross has been suspended from anything. Not even his job as a murdering blackshirt scumbag. So what’s going on here? What does it feel like living in a fascist regime? Are your eggs cheaper now? 🇺🇸🤡👞💥💩🚿🎪🍆

They never bring anything but violence. Isn’t it time to stop the 18th Century colonialist mindset of the smallhats & send them all to Novaya Zemla along with Trump and his cronies (feat. Farage, Starmer & Merz) ? F U C K I S R A E L F R E E P A L E S T I N E www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

🅱️🅱️🆑 BREAKING NEWS ** Keir Starmer Entertained Secret Violinist at No.10 ** “Simon had to enter by the back door because Trevor and Vicky didn’t approve,” said Sir Keith’s spokeszionist. “Try that in Gaza” said Little Tommy Robinson, confused by video he had seen of the CIA’s “ISIS” in Tunisia.

And the FIFA prize for the youngest and most cretinous Gammon of 2025 goes to… www.the-guardian.com/uk-news/2026...

ROFL. These Nazis 😅. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Won’t somebody give lovely Melia a home? Come on! There are 340 million of you, 260 million of whom didn’t vote for Trump. So there must be a few good people among that lot?! Come on! She is so sweet! Don’t buy a dog from some asshole breeder. Give Melia a loving home for fuck’s sake.

LOL Zionazi punks f u c k o f f 💥. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Another whiny liberal who only gives a shit about his own little neck of the woods. Genocide Harris, the friend of the drug cop, wouldn’t have stopped the deaths of a quarter of a million Palestinians because like 99% of your politicians, she’s completely in Israel’s pocket. So do fuck off, Dan.

It’s much easier for them to blame Putin than to accept the truth. Trump was made in America, voted into power by Americans, twice, and is still supported by over 80 million of them. So why don’t they cut out this BULLSHIT about Russia, admit their guilt, and then FUCKING do something about it 🤬🤬🤬.

Anyone who voted for Trump should be shot.

Not a huge fan of some of Prof Centristble’s takes, but this one is trufax.

ICE Trump regime agents kidnapped a 17 year old boy working at Target, the regime thugs beat and tortured him then dropped him off 9 minutes away from his job site when they realized he was a US citizen, he was bloodied and bruised when witnesses helped him.