Tony Stark is following me! I'm a badass! I'm an avengers level threat, wooo!

Dude, you're killing the vibe, bro.

You know who ELSE owns a lot of things?

"Dude, hell yeah! I'm OP!"

We stay posted up on the block in our park. I'm not hiding from NOTHING, you tell Freddy five bears or whoever, pull up!

Dude, everyone knows the government has secret Soviet technology that's ripping undead monsters into our reality, don't be fucking stupid, Pops!

"Dude, who wants to overthrow the government and install a new one?"

That's a nice knife. You know who else has a nice knife-

"No! A SIMP is somebody who folds so hard for a girl’s attention they basically turn into emotional origami. Like Mordecai! He gets one smile from a woman and is already planning a wedding. "

"Mordecai is not a friend, bro! He's a simp!"

"Are you speaking Minecraft enchanting table at me, or did you ask for a gordita crunch?"

"You come near my park, and I'll make sure Mordecai and Rigby are sorting your scrap for copper wire!"

You don't scare me, partner. I will absolutely ratio you in front of the ancient spirits, don’t test me!

Mordecai called Warhammer ‘virgin behavior’ like he didn’t spend four years getting emotionally disassembled by one red bird.

Benson really starts tweaking when you accidentally summon an ancient curse on company time.

Mordecai the type of dude to get cheated on and apologize for being hard to love.

Dude it's Metallica! She's real! Get my picture with her!

"Oh NO WAY are you dissing my material! Also I'm not fat, I'm storing energy! Don't make me unleash it all on you, bro. I'll lay the smack down!"

Dude, that joke was so lame, it killed the dinosaurs. Hey better material!

“We perform almost any task from combat to serving curry!” #MegaManRP #MVRP Images will come from the games and official artwork.

Happy memorial day to all you scrubs who I'm gonna PWN in Call of duty tonight!

"Any true patriot, duh! Any good citizen loves their country, ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. AMERICA, WHOO!

Are you talking smack BRO? what are you whispering for?

Dude, finally! Someone gets it!

You know who ELSE had a death wish?

Benson fired me, is anyone hiring?

You're never gonna get respect if you let people walk all over you, now go out there and show that hamster who's boss! Besides, the only good hamster was Hamtaro.

You should hit him, really hard, it'll assert dominance, bro.

Dude, Rigby stole my Warhammer miniatures for nacho money! I'm gonna kick his butt!

You know who else just wants to be a good citizen of a good country?

"What's up ladies?" #MVRP #OCRP TABOO DNI Dude, quit staring at my profile! You're creeping me out!

You know WHO else is gay?

You know who else makes shitty puns?