If I’m ever pregnant with twins, that’ll send me into orbit!

That Indian lady really said she washes Collard Greens in the bath tub🤯

Idk what Apple Home is but they’ve been emailing me to update it for like 2 years now and I could care less 😆🤷🏾‍♀️

Yall gone stop playing with Trump. He LOVES to sue people over defamation 🤣

Black Americans are NOT playing with yall this year 🤣

Well to be honest it only makes sense that “Barney is a Dinosaur from our imagination” 🤣 he’s a big purple dinosaur. Of course those ain’t real!

Stop messing yall children’s teeth/jaw up with those bottles & pacifiers 😩😩

If you don’t season your Mac & Cheese GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!

If you put American Cheese in your Mac & Cheese GO TO HELL!

Imagine if instead of convincing the giants to play basketball, we convinced them to be construction workers.

We really convinced all the giants to use their powers to play basketball smh

YumEarth candy costs an arm & a leg but they’re actually tasty and the price deters you from buying too many at once. No candy is healthy, but the ingredients are significantly better than other candies on the market.

Don’t worry! A replacement is already available in stores 😁

Nicki really said “I love America! Imma pay to stay. Thank you!”🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m actually spiraling right now.

I literally felt like a jerk when I would say “no” ESPECIALLY when they kept asking, or when I leave “early” after I just got there 2 hours ago. I eventually stopped caring if I was a jerk though 🤣🤣🤣 I also stopped caring about the opinions of others altogether. They don’t pay my bills 🤷🏾‍♀️

These are all things I’ve learned to do on my own (except I never overeat bc I don’t like the way it feels) & someone just wrote it out in a nice little list for us 😩

Istg I thought I was just going off straight vibes by whole life 🤣

To all the people who write blogs and articles, I Love you!

Bitch, I just realized that I’m an empath & my world is so much clearer now.

I love when I look at a woman’s arms and can tell she’s works out 🥰

You hold stress and trauma in your body. It affects your demeanor. RELAX your shoulders, forehead, eyes, eyebrows, jaws, & mouth.

Started out on a mission to get a burrito. Changed course and now getting pad Thai 🍜

Bruh! There’s a WHOLE thread on Reddit where ppl are talking about how much they love their child’s stinky morning breath and feet 😩🤢

Fruits are the best thing that ever happened to us!

Mad Men Living Single Grace & Frankie Kyle XY A Different World Dexter Breaking Bad Umbrella Academy Upload Grey’s Anatomy Atlanta Black Mirror The Handmaid’s Tale You Alice in Borderland Squid Games American Horror Story (Coven) The Vampire Diaries Behind Her Eyes Bridgerton Shameless Sex Education

Your next door neighbor is probably a millionaire filled with valuable secrets go say hi

All this “elitism” and we’re all still in the same spaces lol

I have to learn how to do my makeup so that I can teach my daughter just in case she’s interested.

I draw conclusions fast because I don’t have time for inconsistency or indecisiveness.

If I invite you to something once and you have a stupid excuse not to go, I’m never inviting you to anything ever again. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m so in love with my daughter. She brings me so much joy. WOW! 🥹

I thought I liked gouache because the color is so vibrant, but I didn’t realize that it never cures.

2 art goals I’ve been wanting to do for YEARS. 1. Switch to Oil paint 2. Use LOTS of texture So far, I’ve reached #2 and am working on perfecting it.

I think I should switch to oil paint so that I have a real excuse for not painting frequently 🤔

How are people getting things done using oil paint? Are you working on multiple paintings at once??

The POWER in Melanie Fiona’s voice gets me every single time!

Everytime a Brit or European brings up Americans unprovoked it feels like harassment. Why are we on your minds so much 😩

Home made pizza ALWAYS makes me feel better. 🍕❤️

I think ppl underestimate how infrequently white people think about us.

Tyler Perry’s Acrimony was also another really well done movie, but what do you mean she finally divorced that man and he immediately glows up 😫😩 She was taking care of that man STRUGGLING for like 7 years! Then he just gunna find a new woman and give her all the riches!?😡 NO! YOU OWE ME YOUR LIFE!

Like Tyler Perry’s temptation was a well done movie, but what do you mean she cheated and got aids!? 😩😩😩 That instant karma is too much!

Tyler Perry has made a few really well done movies, with black women struggling of course, but if he used his powers for good, his work would be received so much better.

& I hope Jordan Peele becomes the next Tim Burton, but he makes more family friendly movies because my heart can’t take all that suspense & horror/gore

What do you mean Tim Burton directed Mars Attacks????

Let me go ahead and give Coraline another shot 😫

Upon further review, I’m actually a HUGE fan of Tim Burton films!

I’ve been drinking Martinelli’s sparkling cider my ENTIRE life & I ain’t stopping now.

Ai won’t replace most jobs, it’ll just alter the responsibilities and create new jobs. It’s too dumb and unreliable.