I made a candy cake! You can’t tell me nothing! Pieces of candy were already eaten 🤣

I can’t believe men still wear those ugly basketball sneakers despite them jacking up yall feet smh

I don’t want any of those Cecred products, but I do want those damn combs!

Men keep thinking they’re Lions, but they’re actually just Birds 🐤

I obviously already taught her colors. That was light work

If I can get this little person’s hand eye coordination down, we’ll be writing letters at the end of 2

Like I really taught my 1 year old letters; she can identify them & knows the sounds…wtf!

I’ve been afraid to start, so I haven’t. Today that changes!

What if there was a singer who only made music when they were sick? Because you get that nice raspy deep voice

I’m not ashamed of my cultural foods. I want some crispy fried chicken right NEOW!

Dallas has the hottest tap water I’ve ever experienced in my life. ITS BOILING!

If ur sick this is how you know ur at the end: 1. Coughing is the last symptom of a cold & it’s at the end. 2. You’re blowing green mucus out of your nose. 3. You’re coughing up thick green mucus. SPIT IT OUT! Don’t ever swallow it. The mucus has gathered all the bullshit and is yeeting it out!

Does anyone still give out full size candy bars for Halloween?

did you know you can add around 150 lines of code while brownies bake

Black people discovering straight hair bushes exist and White people discovering curly bushes exist 😂 We don’t have time to hate each other, there’s too much to learn!

My baby is really about to be a nerd just like nerd parents. That’s crazy 🤣

Good morning if anybody needs help getting something to eat this morning let me know. I got something for a few people

I don’t have to be the loudest person in the room, I love watching the psychopaths shine.

It really feels like companies are being forced to incorporate AI behind the seems or something. Like, every company shouldn’t feel obligated to use ai like this 🤔

There’s not a single cosmetic surgery that’s one & done. They ALL require touch ups. NOT A SINGLE ONE!

There’s ALOT of artists that I love the vibe, aesthetic, & personality of, but I don’t like their craft and I wish I did so bad! 😩

We MUST document our time here on this earth and create physical archives.

I’m really proud of us for the way we’ve been fighting for the protection of our culture in various spaces. We’re finally fed up collectively

Gave Southern Fried Rice a try 🤦🏾‍♀️ 1. Opening scene is LITERALLY Main Character(MC) at a cookout 2. Conebread was said 3. MC is wearing a costume. Bamboo earrings, poorly/sloppily layered gold name plate necklaces. Texturized hair to appear curly. Giving baggy clothes a pass.

The Knowles sisters really got people believing their hair is loose and wavy.

If you know how to decorate, your home will always feel like your dream vacation

I absolutely want a few pieces of Solange’s furniture.

I LOVE strange people

I realize that so many adults really did peak in high school which explains why they behave the way they do.

I’m so glad I never sold my husband on cooking, so he don’t expect that shit from me🤣

We’ve got to stop the men from painting their hairlines 😩😩

Getting 10,000 steps is easy when you’re spending money

I hope people ain’t out here comparing me to other artists like a versus battle

Someone let me know when Anthropologie is hiring artists again. That’s the only job I’d apply for right now

AWS going down and damn near collapsing the internet goes to show that one company having a monopoly on a service is a BAD thing!!!

The wrong person using my nickname or giving me one is extremely offensive 🤣🤣 I don’t make the rules

So y’all don’t feel weird putting out food offerings and eye catching trinkets at the entrance of your home each year? Talk about giving permission to enter…

You know what! Let me grab some cookies and get my 10,000 steps in right now. Fuck it!

I don’t argue with strangers I either ignore them or block them 🤷🏾‍♀️

Lilac-breasted Roller Lillabrystet Ellekrage Coracias caudatus #birds #birding #Kenya #photography #nature #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #wildlife #ornithology #birdphotography #animalphotography

Are we the only parents that planned our child’s zodiac sign?

Be weary of people who result to cussing and insulting when you’re disagreeing

I’m surprised you don’t read the ingredients on your food labels at this big ol age.

It’s scary how the media plant’s parasites in people’s minds.

I love the people who are brave enough to go against all these loud illogical COMMON opinions.

Can’t believe so many companies host on AWS lol talk about putting all your eggs in one basket

There’s no way the AWS outage doesn’t cause them to lose business.

I think every week I’ll buy 1 book and 1 chai for me and my little human

My mom bought a bunch of brown baby books and the writing is terrible but the art is so beautiful 🥹

Ok just looked it up! Greenbean casserole recipe was created by a white lady in campbell’s test kitchn & they printed it on canned greenbeans in the 1950s ALOT of boomers got their recipes from the back of boxes/cans. Ask ur mom or granny where she got her banana pudding, cobbler or cake recipe from