Me: certified girl here ready to take my mid 20s fitness graham pacer test The DMV: That'll be $4200 this is why adulting is bad

imma be dropping an update on life pretty soon for you all so bear with me. just know i miss you for now

bomb the muffin factory they said, free the muffin man they said now im wanted for terrorism

a smart person would think "my lungs hurt, i should stop vaping" but i am not a person so

im so hecking tired yall... how do people adult

I have started writing skeets at work to send when i get home then i forget to send them

yall i have a 5 day weekend coming up and im so excited

goob morning

Ngl I am a little worried about living with my grandma but I'm also really excited to spend so much time with her. I love her so much

Named a balloon Fred today and he watched over my stand with me while I worked. Nice guy

Sukkot starts tomorrow!!! I'm so excited

sorry for being quiet. ive not been able to use this app at work and by the time i get home, im exhausted. i miss you all though and hope you are well

i think someone making 6 figures telling someone working minimum wage to stop smoking feels elitist

guess im moving in November

"Childhood is a strange and slightly melancholy dream from which you finally awake. You're there. An adult. You've made it" -Rachel Kushner, 2025, "What I Wanted, What I Got", New Yorker

that last hour of work really just creeps along like a stalker ex doesn't it

I went from being a curly girly to a wavy woman and ngl I miss the curls 😩

put a finger down if you've ever used a chainsaw on meat

put a finger down if you have had sex with someone you're related to

yall i feel so conflicted about someone and dk what to do about it

i think its cruel that the doctor won't give me water because im vomitting. i need water to restore my fluids

been really sick the last few days. really gonna impact my pain

get to meet an internet person today locally which is always fun. gotta *behave* and not stare (too much)

imagine having the confidence to ask about doing stuff related to your kinks definitely not me but getting better

we're the species that invented showers. just think about that one for a second

<<re:"body" invalid code>> chords shuffle about graining against the sk?n burns sizzle on fl?sh like metal dragging on fiber j?w locks at the shock f?ng?rs digging deep divets on the cold metalic table then a burst of energy >> charging complete [Unit ready to continue tasks]

my therapist keeps encouraging me to call this person in my past a pimp and im finally coming around to it but gosh does it make me feel so dirty...

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they were **perfect** for eachother one fancied themselves a start-up porn artist with an ego the size of Julius Caesar when the blade sank deep into his back one was an innocent kind caring puppy with an artistry unseen and a clout unachieved (1)

4th day clean and sober

i nearly faultered today, but I didn't. I nearly relapsed on weed again but I didn't. I keep telling myself "I can do hard things" and I am gonna keep trying to

ASL is so cool but man I do not understand my teacher 😅

fucking called it

i forget my dad is autistic sometimes he was like "how is my office on your way home, you don't go through downtown [place]" Me: Dad its like 3 minutes off of [major street], its easy I promise

<<content loading>> <<p.1>> I awake with a stutter a heart murmur if that a breathless moment gasping for the wind stride on steady for whats to come is the avalanche of frost a cold winter mo(u)rn

i love my boobs but i wish they were bigger...

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3rd day clean and sober

good night. sleep tight. sleep with a giant teddy bear

everyone should just write me in for president. im sure i could be trusted (no. no i cannot)

hate the federal invasion of Chicago/Illinois. where did the whole states rights argument go?

do you think after years of tears pour out like a torrent of rains that we'll finally be free or just talk about how we were free

I like how news orgs say "Democrats pleas for unity" when it was just senator Durbin being a centrist

i just need a day to go well. just one sometime soon please?

i still have no clue what group i fit in with in high school. like i was emo but i mostly just repressed myself

ik great love ik heavy heartbreak ik what its like to see the demon inside you and yet... i keep trying. someones gotta stick with me someday

how do i work full time and not even make 1k after taxes every 2 weeks...

We inhabit our bodys in the same way nations inhabit their homelands, a claim that we stick to the subject to declare "that is mine" But the reality is that a claim is only valid on paper, rendering it as useless as in the example of the denial of a Kurdish state

oh gosh, my philosophy arc is coming back again

2nd day clean and sober