Heh mood 😏

I might be a cunt, but at least I’m a funny one…

When you ask @andrewtodd.co.nz to co-op a Stardew Valley farm and give him chicken naming rights:

Comment your big three and I’ll tell you why you keep dating the literal devil 👹🫵🏼✨

#healingjourney amiright

Getting ready to go in public like…

How it feels explaining my more extreme sexual interests to non-kinksters:

Sturdily-constructed piece of mainstream entertainment. Airtight classical script structure with cascading setups and payoffs, and memorable scenes and characters that deliver on the premise. Ricky Gervais woefully miscast. Robin Williams woefully missed.

The kind of enjoyable, self-contained action-adventure that used to come out a few to a summer (back before the dark times). We need more movies with scenes of people poring over documents edited and scored like they're action setpieces. Also, I did the Leo Point at the funny meme bit

Part Two of forcing my former film critic partner @andrewtodd.co.nz to watch cheesy movies I love: Night at the Museum 🔦🗿🏛️🎬✨ Review pending…

Part One of forcing my former film critic partner @andrewtodd.co.nz to watch cheesy movies I love: National Treasure 🗺️🗡️🎬🔥 Review pending…

Living your best boi fit trans masc life and having your vagina do something so vagina-y it kills the whole fucking vibe (colorised):

To be clear about my intentions…