Whaaaaaat the fuck.

joker. “bus” i think i should learn how to read

Granny alert…

Robo-fortune show me those wires.

joker. i’d do shamone in my replies but i still haven’t gotten around to playing the game lol. been playing sekiro

They’re married now?!?!

That’s fucking crazy what the hell

Bad morning.

Love you too.

Pffft— You look like a goblin, man! Pbhahaha!!

( ….Snicker. )

It doesn’t suit you anyway.

Queer.

Good thing I lost my crush on you then…

Abbbbsolutely not.

I— Hell no. Filia mentioned it once when I blew my brains out, I think…? Just like that.

PERSONA?

Whoa. Kinky.

Such tsun to my dere… or whatever.

I support your sexuality, Fukua.

It’s true.

She IS.

[ 💭 I just thanked her. What‘s wrong with her? ] See you later, orcy!!! Byee!! I mean— Whatever. See you. ( Dashing off. She has things to plot. )

(💭 If she thinks this is some gay romance shit I'm just gonna kill myself before I see her again. )

That white haired thing is a FREAK!!! I feel bad for Filia.

Ohhh… ( She takes out a notepad and starts jotting notes, and ideas. Hm. Something the other Fukua wouldn’t think of? Well, she has a few ideas… ) I see, I see! Busted bottle… Gun… hm. I could bring like, a molotov, totally. Those’re simple.

NOBODY IS NORMAL. RUN GET OVER IT PROTOCOL.

The bagel demon bestowed my powers.

( Ohh thank god she has nothing else of value. ) Okay! Okay. ( Digging in her pockets. Pulling out a spearmint stick of gum and offering it to the woman. )

I HAVE been!! But I COULD learn something from you! Probably! I’ll— I’ll give you my last gum piece…

What.

What would YOU know? Geez.

( Thinking of the Goku and Vegeta fight from Superhero ) No. I’ve been meditating.

Always hatemaxxing. I’ll never grow soft.

joker. okay but imagine fukua with glasses eyowza

That’s not fun, because I’d win.

Yeah. Lameo. 💢

I *know* I don’t suck, so clearly you’re lame.

Friends…

You what??? …Wow. You’re fucking lame.

Literally no she doesn’t. I’m the better Fukua. The original. The hottest.

!

My ears are burning.

Hate to agree with robo-bum over here but yeah.

THEY WERE ONTO SOME REAL SHIT

She was on to something!

Bitch.

Thank you bunches, Mariam. 😁

Well, I’m still rizzing her up. But I got this.